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Minilla Jovovich
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helllll yeah "I'm Red Sonja - I'm everyone's type"
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Minilla Jovovich@minillajovovich.bsky.social |
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Kaiju Konnassoor, co-host of Defend Your Trash Movie @ anchor.fm/trashmoviepod
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Minilla Jovovich
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helllll yeah "I'm Red Sonja - I'm everyone's type"
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Minilla Jovovich
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"are ya pronouns dey/dem because ya count as seferal eedeeyots??? hyyaaawuurgghaarghh" and things of that nature
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Minilla Jovovich
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Austin Powers got unfrozen in 1997 after 30 years in cryo - if you unfroze a superspy equivalent now you'd get uhhhh Harry Tasker I don't think there'd be much of a culture shock! (Maybe some pronoun jokes or whatever but he'd roll with it I am certain)
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Minilla Jovovich
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lmao "who cares as long as they deregulate" is the most honest answer a rich guy can give
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Minilla Jovovich
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fokkin gangsta
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Minilla Jovovich
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Oh no not at all! It's a bit like Blood & Bone is a Seagal movie dressed up as The Wire. I would not disparage the Seagal movie, but the "Wire costume" gives it its flavor.
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Minilla Jovovich
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Gladiator's silliness is unintentional, which I think makes it not register in the same space as something like The Mummy for a lotta folks.
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Minilla Jovovich
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I actually think Gladiator works in my brain the same way The Mummy (1999) works for the larger online nerd crowd -- the last gasp of a type of grandiose, sincere action filmmaking pre 9/11. And I like The Mummy a lot too!
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Minilla Jovovich
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broke: joaquin phoenix as joker (arthur fleck) woke: joaquin phoenix as joker (commodus)
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Minilla Jovovich
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Gladiator is like a Simpsons gag about lunkheaded Hollywood movies but damn if everyone involved isn't operating at the absolute top of their game to bring you this WWE storyline dressed up as Respectable History Think I low key have to admit it's become one of my favorite movies
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Minilla Jovovich
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If you ever feel lacking in confidence, please consider the many hundreds of thousands of people who would willingly vote for a far right party. You are smarter than and morally superior to them! Someone who would support fascism is either a villain or a fool. You? Well, you are neither!
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Minilla Jovovich
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My grandma would tell the story of how a German commander would roll through her little town's streets looking for houses to commandeer as HQ. Her mom told her that when the staff car rolled by she should pee on the steps to make the house appear unattractive. Grandma dropped a fuckin' deuce.
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Minilla Jovovich
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Directed by a German who belieeeeves in America!
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Minilla Jovovich
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David Arnold's score *chef's kiss*
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Minilla Jovovich
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No need to buy nothin' from me, enjoy this short story of mystery, terror, romance, and a little spear fighting - perfect lunch break reading length!
swordsandsorcerymagazine.com/loves-red-bl...
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Minilla Jovovich
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This was so fucking insane, you could tell this shit was written by ancient fucking Americans, Gabriel and Camille would have been so fucking down from minute 1
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Minilla Jovovich
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The Dutch word for "boring" is "saai" so if anyone ever says "Con Air is saai" I will fling a match at them (they are doused in kerosene) and go "...onara."
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Brendel
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I am on record saying if you paid the Undertaker a billion dollars to run against Trump and Trump saw him in a debate he’d immediately drop out. This isn’t a joke I really believe that.
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Michael Tae Sweeney
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its happening dot gif
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Alex Blechman
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)
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Minilla Jovovich
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I am terrified of the Blade Runner 2099 miniseries coming to Prime starring Hunter Schafer in the lead I need it to be good and a hit so bad
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Minilla Jovovich
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That's plural, so he's not even seen as a unique adversary! (I don't think there's any more robots than him in the movie even??)
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Minilla Jovovich
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Great idea to nest them!
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Minilla Jovovich
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Not that Rhaenyra ever has bad looks but for some reason dressing her up as a septa really pushed my buttons god fucking damn
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Gillian Branstetter
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Must be nice to have choices
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greg2hats
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Sorry to all my lawyer friends who spent a bunch of time learning how law works in the US. I had friends who were Flash developers and things turned out alright for them after they pivoted to C# or whatever. Hopefully there's an equivalent for our national legal system
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1-900-HOTDOG
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Today @merrittk.com brings you Baby Follies, the French children's cartoon about hard-drinkin', hard-crimin', sexy babies. We've made this article FREE because we want Merritt to be placed under arrest.
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Jesse Raub
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old wizard: …that is what the prophecy hath foretold tech ceo who got sucked into a fantasy world through a magic portal: uh huh, uh huh, okay but what if we went FIVEtold, and then what’s stopping us from TENtold
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Josh Seybert
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When your buddy has a gross bike.
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Minilla Jovovich
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Love Lies Bleeding :: Godzilla Minus One Drive Away Dolls :: Godzilla x Kong
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Minilla Jovovich
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Katy O'Brian? She got the juice and the sauce For every action movie I see made after 2024 where she's not the lead? I will destroy one major landmark
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Minilla Jovovich
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Just came outta Love Lies Bleeding and I feel like merely stating "Rose Glass is two for two" doesn't quite cover it
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Minilla Jovovich
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The gamma male enjoys the mountain goats, Evangelion and realizing things about herself
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Minilla Jovovich
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The shift of dominance from the coasts to the south marks it a very interesting period IMHO
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Minilla Jovovich
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We finally getting the evangelical conservative version where Humbert Humbert puts a ring on it
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Minilla Jovovich
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Hello! If you'd like to read a short story by me in Sword & Sorcery magazine, why not check it out right here! It's perfect lunch break length reading I dare say - like an R-rated episode of the Aladdin tv show I would describe it!
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Minilla Jovovich
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Don't think I've seen Doctors with bad takes yet. Driving that phone booth is like the opposite of being in Monty Python
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Minilla Jovovich
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Lmao don't bother. He literally just lays out the themes of the prequels anyone could figure out through minor conjecture. They're not hidden meanings as much as they're just poorly told by George.
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Minilla Jovovich
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X-Men Origins Wolverine feels like one of the fake movies by Vought Studios in The Boys
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Minilla Jovovich
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I legit thought it was worse than either, but that's probably cuz I like Ahsoka as a character which made its failings hit harder.
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Minilla Jovovich
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You know what the worst type of book is? The one that's not quite bad enough to drop, but also isn't quite doing it for you. Bonus points if it's also a fairly manageable length so you wanna give it a fair shake by finishing it.
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Minilla Jovovich
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Lmao thats kinda adorable
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Minilla Jovovich
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This basically happens in Halloween II (Guy then gets totalled by a police car and gets his face melted off in an explosion)
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Minilla Jovovich
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OG Halloween feels like cosmic horror in suburbia Halloween II feels like Ghostbusters 2
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Minilla Jovovich
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Donald Pleasance educating the cops in Halloween 2 on the ancient Celtic ritual of Samhain but still pronouncing it SAM HANE is so funny
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Berni
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I am still reading The Originalism Trap. I came across this sentence and absolutely love it.
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Minilla Jovovich
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Oh God no I've been saying the same!! "This mf is a wookieepedia editor who's been allowed to write scripts and only now understands that these are different things"
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Minilla Jovovich
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Lol he's such a goddamn GM whose headcanon is more important than the players' enjoyment of the game
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Minilla Jovovich
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And it's full of prequel level dead air, shots that linger uncomfortably long and comatose acting! Honestly, you know what woulda been a good send off for Ahsoka? Make her part of the Rogue One crew. "She's a padawan what survived" woulda been explanation enough.
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Minilla Jovovich
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"We're gonna launch a show about a character from a 7 season kids cartoon!" "Cool but she's an adult now so you'll make it an easy jumping on point for new viewers, right?" "No the plot is actually a continuation of a different 4 season cartoon she was only a minor part of"
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