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Matthew Martin
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Art School, duh.
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Matthew Martin@mistersql.bsky.social |
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Tech lead and python software developer for a large DC area organization. @mistersql on twitter. @mistersql@mastodon.social on mastodon I live in Herndon, VA
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Matthew Martin
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Art School, duh.
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Matthew Martin
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Maybe your batch got too much melamine. It is just supposed to increase the protein level enough to trick the assaying company, but not so much to damage your liver fatally.
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Matthew Martin
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This is human art, you can tell because the hands are realistic and the dongs are not.
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Matthew Martin
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Trumps nailing 'what your greatest flaw' part
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Matthew Martin
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Politics advances one funeral at a time.
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Matthew Martin
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The last one was a shitshow and didn't help Trump.
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Matthew Martin
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This is shallow reporting. They liked the covid checks. They don't care who was giving them out or why or necessarily believe trump will bring back covid and the covid checks.
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Matthew Martin
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How do I follow the debate here.. stuff doesn't show on discover tab until it has already accumulated likes and retweets
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Apoorva Mandavilli
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Breaking: All Americans ages 6 months and older should receive one of the new Covid-19 vaccines when they become available this fall, scientific advisers to the CDC said on Thursday.
www.nytimes.com/2024/06/27/h...
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Matthew Martin
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These little tweets are large enough to hold your thoughts.
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Matthew Martin
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Are Pluto and Goofy in danger?
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Matthew Martin
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I don't see any trolleys so this is philosophically safe.
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Matthew Martin
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I judge the error bars by: - how much up and down there has been over the last few months (10-15%+ swings) - how much gamblers are betting on BS outcomes (usually 5-10% odds of celebrity or some 3rd party also ran or someone who officially exited race winning)
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Matthew Martin
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There is a music service at that domain still, amazing
www.napster.com/us/
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Matthew Martin
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100 year eggs are passe, it's 100 year fortune cookies now
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Matthew Martin
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Hey
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Matthew Martin
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So if we can teach bots to seek out corn chips and sex bots, we will solve the alignment problem
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Tobin Elliott
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This one caught me off guard and I snort laughed. Now, it's my duty to inflict it upon you. Behold:
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Amy Hoy
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so it's 106F, & i went outside with a temp measuring gun (and good rubber-soled shoes). results: asphalt: 170F concrete next to asphalt: 140F concrete in shade all day: 120F metal stairs in sun (open to airflow): 135F concrete/stone patio in sun: 140F sandy path: 165F metal siding: 130F
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Paul Frazee
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unmerged branches 45 open pull requests 115 open issues 54,022 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my github is dying
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Jacob Harris
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Hey all, I highly recommend getting a MMR titer immunity test from your doctor if you are of a certain age where you got vaccinated in the 1970s. Guess who just found out (the nice way) that his immunity to measles has waned?
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Matthew Martin
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We looked everywhere but couldn't find this
pypi.org/project/self...
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Matthew Martin
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It's like 12 voices cried out "Guilty"
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Aaron Huertas
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Today is the day Donald Trump became precedent
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Matthew Martin
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Before the tractorization of cities into immortal engines, fixed buildings would pirate buildings within reach with a gangway.
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The Onion
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Jacob Harris
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Doctor: Hey, if you’re looking for something fun, you should go see Pagliacci the Clown. I went last night! At the end of his act, he goes into a box and you don’t know if he lives or dies! Anyhow, let’s take a closer look at you… Pagliacci: *wave function collapses*
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Matthew Martin
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How about lasagna with 0% meat, I'd buy that.
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Matthew Martin
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Felt nothing... yet
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Matthew Martin
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There goes the neighborhood.
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Matthew Martin
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No sign of Marshmallow Fluff/Chinese fusion cuisine. It should be safe.
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David Ho
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The real paleo diet was mostly plant-based. 🌱
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Matthew Martin
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Yeah, but if you follow the chain of causation all the way back, you can see it is caused by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Mathieu M.J.E. Rebeaud, Ph.D 🧬🧫🧪
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SMBC Comics at is best. Autism causes vaccines.
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Matthew Martin
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Got two old worms as candidates
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Matt Novak
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I FOIA'd the FTC for consumer complaints about Little Tikes and there are a huge number of fake toy websites advertising on Facebook and Google that will take your money and won't send anything.
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Matthew Martin
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That's our grandmother, or distant aunt, show some respect.
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Matthew Martin
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what's wrong about it?
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Matthew Martin
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Naked mole rats want all the hamsters to explode and free up that ecological niche already. So never do business with a nake mole rat.
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Matthew Martin
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New symbol for sacks ♾️, could be useful for greater formalism in sexology.
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Matthew Martin
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This happens already for technical jargon of all sorts. Maybe it is a judgement about the audience's tolerance for needing to learn a bunch of new words.
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Matthew Martin
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All I wanna do is find & follow 5000 techies quickly and efficiently so my main feed has the messages aimed at me. Is that so hard to do? It seems, yes.
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Matthew Martin
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Discover tab for a while was a variety of things. Right now it is all leftwing politics, 90% of which I disagree with. (Good trick bsky, because when I take the politics quiz I get "more liberal than 90% of Americans)
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Courtney Milan
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We’ve taught these kids that if someone is shooting irrationally, it’s up to them to interpose their bodies between themselves and their shooter because even if they die, it might save someone’s lives. Of course they’re fucking doing it.
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Matthew Martin
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Look at the jokes you can make if you have health insurance
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drewtoothpaste
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David Zipper
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Been a while since I've seen a book cover go this hard
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Matthew Martin
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On departure, we say U2, to remind the other person of their song "Never Say Goodbye"
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Matthew Martin
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Can't find the don't like button for that image.
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Matthew Martin
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Yeah, that's unfair, the Daily Telegraph should be allowed to cash in, too.
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