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Shiv Ramdas@nameshiv.bsky.social |
in the middle of all this my father is in danger of srs bodily harm from my mother because he got a shot to help with bird flu and is insisting on calling it the Corvid Vaccine
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@drosgood.bsky.social
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It's a thing! But one of the side effects is that you can now hear what the crows normally say about you behind your back.
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Csimm
@csimmons21.bsky.social
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Inaccurate, but I like was he was trying.
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Marv Was Here
@marvwashere.bsky.social
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I mean...
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Shecky
@shecky.bsky.social
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No, no, he's right.
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Cacao Byproduct
@cacaobyproduct.bsky.social
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New spin on conspiracy (of ravens) theory
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Peter
@pschastain.bsky.social
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As a dad he's allowed to make jokes of this nature
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Gordos52
@gordos52.bsky.social
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Hey, he definitely should call it that. There are (relatively speaking) few people who can make that joke, fewer who would get it and even fewer who would think of it. And I think most of them are on this thread.
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Joshua Sharp
@joshuasharp.bsky.social
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That's quality Dadding right there
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Joe
@70bpmhiccups.bsky.social
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Dad jokes get Dads killed. Also that's a good one that I'm stealing to torture my kid with.
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Eightman
@eightman.bsky.social
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If he keeps crowing about it, she's going to commit murder?
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Bisonopolis Food Court
@bopolisfoodcourt.bsky.social
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It's not like it's a caws for violence.
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You can call me A
@agwonline.bsky.social
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She's only frustrated because he keeps crowing about it.
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Pete Rhomberg
@prhomberg.bsky.social
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Your father is a hero who deserves a medal.
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maniagnosis
@maniagnosis.bsky.social
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This, this is the man we should be raising statues to!
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Morticia91
@morticia91.bsky.social
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This may be caws for alarm.
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Jill S
@outseide.bsky.social
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your mother is a saint
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joqatana
@joqatana.bsky.social
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My father would have done the same
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E. Allyn (aka Norton II, Emperor of the United States)
@ericallyn.bsky.social
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Hey, I don't blame her. If I had to deal with that, I'd be raven too.
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Corvid Dallas Multipass (he/him) 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
@genuscorvidae.bsky.social
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But that's funny tho
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Kaitlin Ruiz
@kaitlinruiz.bsky.social
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Shiv, how do you cope with the pressure of being the son of a Great Man
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Raven Onthill
@ravenonthill.bsky.social
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Croak!
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Antonia B
@antoniab247.bsky.social
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Totally team dad.
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Fett-ish
@fett-ish.bsky.social
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Dad jokes never miss, give that man a hug from me. 🤣
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Holly March she/her
@marcherwitch.bsky.social
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legend
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Queen Gwenevere
@queengwenevere.bsky.social
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I think as a Dad, he is obligated to say that. Risking life and limb to fulfill his Dad Joke Duty. I mean, how could he NOT with an opportunity like that
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Matt Salomone
@matthematics.com
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lol
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doc brianS
@docbs.bsky.social
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He needs to start collecting shiny objects to seal the deal.
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Gom Jabbarbarienne
@thebarbarienne.bsky.social
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My only objection is this is corvid calumny, but I love a bad pun and I'm on your dad's side for that reason.
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Maaike Verbruggen
@maaikeverbruggen.bsky.social
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I have to side with your father here
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Chris Vermilion
@verm.me
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this is funny once but then nevermore
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ŠequencedLife
@sequencedlife.bsky.social
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Are there bird flu vaccines?
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Elfie
@elfgrove.bsky.social
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I'm on your dad's side here. That's hilarious.
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The Lonely Sand Person
@lonelysandperson.bsky.social
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That post took some turns
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GaBigMike
@gabigmike.bsky.social
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I think I love your dad
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RainSurname
@rainsurname.bsky.social
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Please tell your father a cat lady on the internet loves him.
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Craig
@cpoche.bsky.social
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Dudes Rock
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Odo from the Shire
@emphyrio.bsky.social
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Team dad here
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Lady Quinn 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️⚧️
@harleyquinnical.bsky.social
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That’s a hilarious name. Wish I had thought of it.
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Tarn O
@tarnado.bsky.social
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Good news: you can make his Father's Day by Stuffing whatever shiny trash you fund into a parcel and sending it to him.
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