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Shiv Ramdas@nameshiv.bsky.social |
lord help us my mother has started lurking on the interwebs and reading the things the youngs say and last week I had to explain what AFAB stands for and 3 days ago she asked what the C in ACAB stands for and I have found out she told my dad that I explained to her ACAB is Assigned Cop At Birth fml
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Isabel Cooper
@isabelcooper.bsky.social
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About a decade back, I was home on vacation, in the kitchen, innocently making myself a sandwich. Mom: "Oh, I heard something on NPR I was hoping you could explain!" Me, thinking it'd be a LotR/D&D thing: "Sure!" Mom: "What's a 'safeword'?"
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CircusNoBread
@berkeleyeve.bsky.social
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Hijinks Ensue😝
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Dr Ieithydd (Carys)
@yrieithydd.bsky.social
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I always have to work hard but to read ACAB in that way
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Error Crater (Them, like the giant ant)
@errorcrater.bsky.social
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AMAB = all men are bastards /jk nrt
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Bo Thompson
@gaudipern.bsky.social
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My friend got her mom a little pocket-sized notebook and she adds new vocabulary in it for her mom to reference. 🤣
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Matei Tomasevici 🥨 拓馬太
@covrig.bsky.social
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I'm waiting for your response when she asks what AHAB means.
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@rodangol.bsky.social
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Technically accurate for Scottish/Irish American boys…
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Miandy
@miandyreading.bsky.social
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🤣
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Squire Boone
@isomorphism.net
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Just based upon my classmates that became law enforcement officers that works too
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Stacey Berg
@staceyberg.bsky.social
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That’s the plot of “Blue Bloods” isn’t it?
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Paul Duane
@paulduane.bsky.social
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oh lord I am cackling
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Minister of Misanthropy
@tonyhighwind.hellthread.vet
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Holy shit that's hilarious.
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chroma
@chromatographic.bsky.social
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Thank you for the cackle of laughter i just let out 😂
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Maura Hubbell
@sistawendy.bsky.social
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:’)
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Sage 🏳️⚧️
@trans.bsky.social
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jfc lol
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ₚᴀɴᴺᴼᴺɪᴄₐ
@acinonnap.bsky.social
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Big if true
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Kurt Risser
@kurtrisser.bsky.social
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What exactly are 'interwebs'?
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Rob the Bastard, Lord of Misrule
@robtruestories.bsky.social
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ACAB is old school street slang. My best mate had ACAB tattooed in his lip in the early 90s and it was old then. Long before internet.
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Phoebe Barton 🚀 🇺🇳
@phoebebarton.bsky.social
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Jim Myers(he/him)
@jimmolemaster.bsky.social
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The way cops talk, they were assigned that career at birth and didn't choose it later in life
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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq.
@jimbosaur.bsky.social
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Look, I've known enough 5th generation Boston Irish cops in my life to not completely exclude the possibility of Assigned Cop At Birth.
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trina the tran 🏳️⚧️
@sleepertrina.bsky.social
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ok, but there's someone I know who I swear was assigned cop at birth. has only wanted to be a cop ever, and has the evil personality to go with it.
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@superduper004.bsky.social
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During the Kavanaugh hearings, my mom asked me what a devil's triad was.
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Agree to disagree 🍊🍊🍊
@stefgotbooted.bsky.social
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lmao
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iquanyin
@iquanyin.bsky.social
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🤣
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Kashana
@kashana.bsky.social
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I’m sure Eric Adams thinks of it as assigned cop at birth.
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Zeusia
@whereswoozle.bsky.social
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I *always* read it like that!
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🆂𝖙𝖔𝖕 🆃𝖍𝖊 🅱𝖚𝖘
@buss.top
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คʂʂᎥɠຖҽԃ ᑕᏂɾᎥʂ৳ᎥαຖᎥ৳ყ ค৳ ᏰᎥɾ৳Ꮒ
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All Nightmare Long
@sleeps-darkly.gay
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but what we can always remember, is that All Cats Are Beautiful
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Shiv Ramdas
@nameshiv.bsky.social
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you have not had a wtaf moment in life till your dad casually asks you why you are lying to your mother about police officers being chosen at birth
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Raven Oak
@ravenoak.bsky.social
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OMG. I'm dying laughing over here at the Assigned Cop At Birth.
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BrassCastle MA $28/$700
@brasscastle.bsky.social
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AFAB? Pretty shitty thing to say about the French.
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