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Am I cooler than the least cool thing imaginable? Yeah, probably.
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It could still be vomit
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Virgil van Dijk seems culturally overdetermined to me
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Pretty close to a home game for both of them, for different reasons…
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England good at penalty shoot out shocker!
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Just the noise of the Turkish support makes the hairs on the back of your neck stand up - wouldn’t enjoy England being on the wrong end of that. Also they have a much stronger claim to St George…
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As a Scotticised Englishman I now have the detachment to find the juddering shift from ‘we’re terrible, why can’t we play, sack Southgate’ to ‘it’s coming hooooooome’ in the time it takes Bellingham to execute a scissor kick kinda funny.
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Bloody hell I bet England would be far happier playing the Dutch rather than Turkey in the semifinal. Talk about the crowd being as good as a twelfth player…
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That’s usually true, but when you’re dealing with someone who has threatened to sue the entire party hierarchy if they moved against her, then a paucity of friends is to be expected.
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She would need to get selected first. Let’s just say she’ll need to find a different constituency if she wants that to happen.
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Only the inevitable brainworms could lead her to think this had anything to do with her defeat. She would have gone anyway, but the fact that even her own branch members refused to come out and canvas for her doubtless didn’t help. No one likes a litigious and serially disloyal bully.
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The other interesting fact, noted elsewhere, is the seats of the previous five Conservative Party leaders are no longer Conservative seats. Truss's SW Norfolk, Johnson's Uxbridge, May's Maidenhead, Cameron's Witney and Howard's Folkestone.
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The four gross men of the poopocalypse
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These losers should only appear on tv or radio from now on if they’re introduced with a great big fart noise.
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Meeting JK Rowling to discuss trans rights is like meeting a seagull to discuss chips
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According to Sky, the LibDems have ‘one last stunt’ ready for the end of the campaign.
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A myriad of people, perhaps?
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JK Rowling: sso i was talking to a real life friend who exisstss (he'ss jusst sstanding right outsside of frame) and i assked him do you know what the bepenissed lessbians are doing to the ssoil
Rowling: for ssome reasson he sseemed really uncomfortable
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Indeed, James recognised that he was obliged to rule according to law. It was the fact that this wasn’t subject to, um, checks and balances that helped foment the subsequent conflicts. Interesting to see the US re-immersing itself in that particular set of constitutional nightmares.
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There’s a beer for that
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Omega
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This has been a legitimate criticism of the Labour Party for about seventy years.
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I know smut may seem like a frivolous thing to be upset about, but crushing it is part of fascism. Controlling all forms of sexual expression is fascism. Only allowing certain kinds is fascism. Smut peddlers are always canaries in the coal mines.
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Brilliant work by Led By Donkeys. They disrupted Farage’s latest rally with a Putin banner.
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The vocalists of the Tory wailing wall are warming up.
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loving this happy gargoyle guy who's being moved to a new spot and is clearly having the time of his life
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