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Paisley P. Peinforte

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Snarky ex-pat, Author, #Photoshop artist & dilletante #shitposter goth. Noble lady of Sealand. Inventrix of Karnian Script.

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Paisley P. Peinforte's avatar Paisley P. Peinforte @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk
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Don't read this until you've seen the latest episode of #TheAcolyte. There's a lot of really good information in it.

nerdist.com/article/the-...

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McNutcase's avatar McNutcase @mcnutcase.bsky.social
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I'm absolutely loving the mental image conjured by describing the behavior of the likes of John Roberts as "digging through the trash bins of history like racist raccoons looking for leftover oppression". Really wish I'd developed the skills to draw that.

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Paisley P. Peinforte's avatar Paisley P. Peinforte @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk
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As did I, and my thought was "the gerontocracy continues undiminished."

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Paisley P. Peinforte's avatar Paisley P. Peinforte @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk
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So I see some neckbeards are taking issue with the use of music in the latest episode of The Acolyte. ...I can't even with these people, I swear. It worked beautifully in the context of what was going on. I liken it to an emotional knife being driven in at just the right moment.

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Sage 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Sage 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social
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reposting with alt text

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DaemonAAc / Bunny 's avatar DaemonAAc / Bunny @daemonaac.bsky.social
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'Gay Furry Hackers' steal 200GB of data in huge ANTI-Project 2025 cyber attack (LOVE to see it)

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Twitter's Bobby Big Wheel's avatar Twitter's Bobby Big Wheel @kleinman.bsky.social
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You keep cutting sex scenes out of movies and this is what happens. BBC needs to show Body Heat or something.

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Paisley P. Peinforte's avatar Paisley P. Peinforte @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk
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I think the original intent was the Galaxy class ships were meant to go on very deep range missions lasting for perhaps decades at a time, hence the soft environs. Of course by the end of the first year this was forgotten.

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Paisley P. Peinforte's avatar Paisley P. Peinforte @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk
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For me the B-plots let me get to know the characters a bit better; Discovery for example barely got any and half the bridge crew are still ciphers 5 years on. I think, if well done (preferably as mini arcs of their own) they can have value.

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Max’s Dad's avatar Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social
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Star Trek V has literally the most quote worthy line of all Star Trek. And without STV we never would have gotten Galaxy Quest's Rock Monster.

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Paisley P. Peinforte's avatar Paisley P. Peinforte @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk
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Gigi Murin is such a sweet #Vtuber. I wish #HololiveEN was on Bluesky so I could support them here. I refuse to engage with Musk's Nazi Bar any longer.

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Paisley P. Peinforte's avatar Paisley P. Peinforte @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk
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That's fair, and I hadn't really thought about it like that. My thought process with Truss stopped at "outlasted by a head of lettuce." I shall have to be more aware. Thanks for pointing it out.

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James Cooray Smith's avatar James Cooray Smith @cooraysmith.bsky.social
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I am *profoundly* uncomfortable with the “citizens of nowhere” / “not really British, is he?” vibe of the undertone of the jokes about Sunak planning to leave the country as soon as he can.

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Ugh yeah. if I ever make those jokes please know it's nought to do with his ethnicity and everything to do with my contention that Tories in general like to set the house aflame and then swan off to some gilded resort at the first possible chance. I'd say the same for him as I would for Rees-Mogg.

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ApocalypticaNow's avatar ApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social
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Man, there are so many big, active Twitter accounts whose whose last Bluesky post was 6 months ago This place is bigger and has more features now but we can't put 1K likes on every post and I think that's mainly what some people want

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Paisley P. Peinforte's avatar Paisley P. Peinforte @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk
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The acceptance Criteria for something as massive as Brexit was ridiculous, though. Simple majority? It should have required at least 2/3rds passage in each of the nations of the UK.

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Carolina A. Miranda's avatar Carolina A. Miranda @cmonstah.bsky.social
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Good review of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders doc, which gets at the contradictions of the role. The hyper-femininity coupled with athletic perfection, the seductive ensembles and moves within a culture steeped in Christianity. And, of course, the abominable pay.
www.nytimes.com/2024/07/08/s...

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Andrea Grimes's avatar Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.bsky.social
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when people are expressing anger and disappointment because an artist whose work they really liked turned out to be a creep it's a cool move to make sure everyone knows you never liked that artist's work in the first place, always remind people that you're better than them when they are feeling low

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They think they'll somehow be granted special access... but it will be to the gallows.

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Faine Greenwood's avatar Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
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it is extremely curious and telling that there’s no legacy mass media outlet left that mostly just publishes stuff with a normie lib angle - which is what I suspect most Democrats who read newspapers and magazines actually want

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chiller's avatar chiller @thechiller.bsky.social
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They are trying to sell us JAMES TIMPSON as the "most dangerous man in Britain"? HAAAAAHAHAHAQ *has to support self against wall, while wheezing* The guy's practically got wings.

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Don Moynihan's avatar Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social
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Reduce administrative burdens in voting and more people will vote

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Paisley P. Peinforte's avatar Paisley P. Peinforte @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk
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It's got to be more than one. Projects like that usually have multiple sets of eyes on them and I'm sure there had to be pushback from those not in the know who thought it was a numerical error.

WAIT: We have an official answer actually! richardtitus.medium.com/repost-why-t...

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The applique on the bonnet (or is it ... it would have to be the boot, wouldn't it?) is chef's kiss.

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e.w. niedermeyer's avatar e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.io
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So the more I see of this, the more I respect it. The Cybertruck is so unrelentingly and singularly absurd that the only sane aesthetic response is to heap yet more absurdity on top. This exudes a level of "you're locked in here with me" energy that you don't often get the opportunity to witness.

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Faine Greenwood's avatar Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
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This is also an indicator that many voters are just kind of checked out but DON’T want the far right to win, either - and they’ll turn out if they get spooked enough. We should remember this in the US

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iPlayer has that capacity too. I've always loved it.

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Yeah when even fucking _KAIDO_ is willing to honour his pronouns you know you're on the wrong side of history if you deny then. Honestly the whinging is coming from jerks who don't know how to handle their confused boners.

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The Partial Historians 🏺's avatar The Partial Historians 🏺 @partialhistorians.bsky.social
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Our new book ‘Your Cheeky Guide to the Roman Empire’ has been getting a good spit and polish. We’ve been busy working with the editorial team at Ulysses Press to finalise all the gritty details about Rome from love in unexpected places to military outings that could have gone better!

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God the fucking conniptions a corner of the internet had around poor Yamato.

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Raea 🦋💕🏳️‍⚧️🏴's avatar Raea 🦋💕🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @raeaa.bsky.social
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me every time i stop the microwave at 0:01 and presumably stop the world from ending

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The year is 2029. You put on a new jacket and find a mask in the pocket. “Wasn’t that a wild time,” you laugh. But your party has to move. It’s a long way north, and that abandoned clothing store sold red hats. MAGA took a blow when Florida sank, but you still can’t risk the raids. Back to camp

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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My uninformed guess is that the Times ownership is less interested in who actually wins the presidency than in throwing their weight around and reasserting themselves as an Important Political Entity. They want to show dominance and recapture some of their dwindling relevance. It's not gone well

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Wicked Ho's avatar Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
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anyway here’s a baby raccoon sleeping in a hammock

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魔王アクギア・グランディール/Vtuber's avatar 魔王アクギア・グランディール/Vtuber @akugia.bsky.social
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Good evening everyone! I am a Japanese Vtuber! I want to provide fun! And everyone in the world will be able to guess. Let's watch the Demon King grow up with me from now on! I want to spread my wings to the world

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⭐️ Fio Firefox ⭐️🔜 MFM's avatar ⭐️ Fio Firefox ⭐️🔜 MFM @fiofirefox.com
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Good night, everybody Today has really wiped me out. Time to try to get some sleep.

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Eileen Clancy's avatar Eileen Clancy @clancyny.bsky.social
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How hot is NYC? A bridge got stuck open.

The vertical clearance of the bridge is only about 25 feet.The Harlem River connects with the East River at its southern end and the Hudson at its northern end. Video is from the executive producer of the NBC affiliate in NYC.
tweet:
x.com/JesseJHamilt...

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Paisley P. Peinforte's avatar Paisley P. Peinforte @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk
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"Can you get heat stroke faster than others in your neighbourhood?"

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Adobe Creative Clout Services's avatar Adobe Creative Clout Services @drangel.bsky.social
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Sending Melissa Joan Hart a strongly worded letter because Clarissa didn't explain any of this shit

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Anna Landin's avatar Anna Landin @annalandin.bsky.social
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"from a place of knowledge" is so telling a man will spend ages worldbuilding to permit ancient dragons to exist in their setting before having a conversation with a woman with enough depth to depict them as people with interiority, huh

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