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Matt Novak

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I'm having difficulty figuring out who originally posted these photos, but the fact that it was captured from two angles makes me think it's legit.

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Battles's avatar Battles @battles.bsky.social
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The owner might have sprayed it on themselves. There's a lot of "fuck everyone" sentiments in buying one in the first place.

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Craig Shay's avatar Craig Shay @craigshay.bsky.social
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Caught this on Facebook marketplace earlier

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Bert the Kitten's avatar Bert the Kitten @bertthekitten.bsky.social
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫'s avatar 🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
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no need to waste good paint on that, just lick your finger and write it out

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Very confusing, as this is either vandalism, or a bespoke graphic a cybertruck owner paid $5900 for, 50/50 chance.

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Timpanogos Slim's avatar Timpanogos Slim @timpanogosslim.bsky.social
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I haven't seen an incelcamino in person yet but i look forward to placing a greasy hand print on one

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💗SkoozeMe💗's avatar 💗SkoozeMe💗 @skoozeme.bsky.social
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You spelled “Wankpanzer” wrong in the alt-text

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Large Buttes's avatar Large Buttes @buttes.bsky.social
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at least he knows the spot with the paint on it wont rust

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Seentoomuch's avatar Seentoomuch @seentoomuch.bsky.social
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🎶🎵🎶 And I sprayed "Fuck you" onto the side Of his stainless steel deathtrap cyber ride, Carved my name into the pleather seats 🎵🎶🎵

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votenanocratic's avatar votenanocratic @votenanocratic.bsky.social
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A true vandal would hit every panel, sure that any amount of cleaning will leave behind some kind of corrosion.

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Ducksfortea's avatar Ducksfortea @ducksfortea.bsky.social
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It's not paint, it just rusted into that pattern by chance

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Surprised Face Guy's avatar Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social
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The cars are becoming self aware

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Evo Daily's avatar Evo Daily @evodaily.bsky.social
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Man that thing is ugly. Even a paint job can't fix that.

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Joe Uchill's avatar Joe Uchill @joeuchill.bsky.social
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Reddit seems to think it came from r/AustinCircleJerk - and given the Texas plates and the fact I can't find anything dated earlier, it seems like an option? Did you find anything earlier?

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Guy with a beard and opinions's avatar Guy with a beard and opinions @whowhatnow56.bsky.social
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lol that is never coming off because if you try it’ll damage the steel

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Zeroisanumber's avatar Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social
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lol

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СЫНЧЕЛОВЕЧЕСКИЙ 's avatar СЫНЧЕЛОВЕЧЕСКИЙ @spv2022.bsky.social
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Видимо кто-то сильно обиделся

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Dan Sandler's avatar Dan Sandler @danielsand.bsky.social
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I am looking forward to us finding out this is one of those situations where the guy did it to himself for the klout. Only for him to findout that it is never coming off the steel.

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John ✦°'s avatar John ✦° @johnchavez.io
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It’s a Tesla owner. 50/50 chance they did it themselves to make some kind of statement.

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Maya Media's avatar Maya Media @mayamedia.bsky.social
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Oh, Elon charges extra for that.

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Conor Conneally's avatar Conor Conneally @ernekid.bsky.social
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Mike Jones @ BrainFizz Labs's avatar Mike Jones @ BrainFizz Labs @moike.brainfizz.net
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It's stainless steel, so steel wool, barkeepers friend, and 5 minutes of scrubbing from the owners day-laborer gardner is going to clean that off. If you want to permanently etch stainless steel you're going to need acid gloves, a Mason jar of Hydrochloric acid, and a Tampico fiber acid brush. :)

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Eric's avatar Eric @ericcalkins.bsky.social
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Texas plate, and I think I’ve seen at least 7-8 Cybertrucks in Austin so far. Given the relatively small amount of them in circulation, good odds I’ll see this around town if the driver doesn’t get it “fixed” first.

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B. Coul's avatar B. Coul @briancoulombe.bsky.social
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🎶 I see you driving around town in a cybertruck and I’m like fuck yoooooouuuuuu🎶

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Brad's avatar Brad @bradkovacs.bsky.social
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Remember to set it into "Remove graffiti mode" prior to buffing out or the truck will brick itself

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Tim Fearnside's avatar Tim Fearnside @timfearnside.bsky.social
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I saw my first one of these while out cycling this weekend. All I could think of was “clown wagon.” Bigger and somehow even uglier than I had I seen in photos. Wouldn’t be caught dead in one.

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Macula's avatar Macula @macula.bsky.social
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At least they got the font right

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Skydaho's avatar Skydaho @skydaho.bsky.social
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Same font

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