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el Papito

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Widowed dad, just trying to find my way. “ that himbo with cute kids” Pugilist and artist. Occasionally I paint stuff you can buy. He/ Him. RockChalk.


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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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I feel like any group that provides a community is like that. No one gives a shit what Chuck Schumer says about a national crisis but when Juggalos come together for a common cause they’re unstoppable

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The person who coined the phrase “The best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach” never watched Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

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pepsi grand is the only soda banned by the FAA

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el Papito 's avatar el Papito @papito.bsky.social
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I am done with all this sunshine

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el Papito 's avatar el Papito @papito.bsky.social
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Sasquatch. On the lake

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Santiago Jones's avatar Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social
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“Ruin a children’s tv show by changing its name to Brazzers’ All American Amateur Anal Rampage 5”

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Ways to beat the heat: - ice cube fights - bear hug a frost giant - see what's hidden at the bottom of a lake - fill the back of an El Camino with soft serve and dive right in - put popsicles in your pants

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el Papito 's avatar el Papito @papito.bsky.social
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It was good. Took the sting off a paddleboard getting a hole and the fridge breaking.

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el Papito 's avatar el Papito @papito.bsky.social
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We made some friends

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el Papito 's avatar el Papito @papito.bsky.social
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Who’s got badass kids? Woke up at dawn to do the last big hike mom ever completed after cancer diagnosis. Shit was glorious

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The only thing worse than the policy is that the authors will do it

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“They want to eliminate national parks” is a very simple way to get just about anyone on the Stop Project 2025 train. Are there much more glaring and life-threatening goals of P25? Yes but even your most bigoted cousin does not want to see the parks system sold for parts.

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el Papito 's avatar el Papito @papito.bsky.social
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Put them on ice and now it’s like a fun fruit by the foot.

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el Papito 's avatar el Papito @papito.bsky.social
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I don’t hate you Sarah. You’ve been one of the sweetest people on here

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el Papito 's avatar el Papito @papito.bsky.social
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This is not appropriate weather for el padre grande

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futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️'s avatar futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol
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a cold La Croix would foix me

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el Papito 's avatar el Papito @papito.bsky.social
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My gummies melted. Are any of you near? This is a tragedy

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I’m not a suggested follow.

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el Papito 's avatar el Papito @papito.bsky.social
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The white hairs get out of control. I’ve still got a mane in my 50’s and it’s becoming unmanageable because of the unpredictable nature of the gray stuff. Becoming a hat guy I guess.

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This place. I believe you kids would say “ this place fucks”

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el Papito 's avatar el Papito @papito.bsky.social
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Nah, nominate me. I can be there in like an hour or two.

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el Papito 's avatar el Papito @papito.bsky.social
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Honestly, the TL needs more of your honesty and ability to find beauty in the smallest observations.

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stel ✨'s avatar stel ✨ @asterisk.gay
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we all deserve a medal

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Mikey Minus One (on Netflix) plus Medicare  📽️ 's avatar Mikey Minus One (on Netflix) plus Medicare 📽️ @mikeymcfilms.bsky.social
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Canadian Antifa

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el Papito 's avatar el Papito @papito.bsky.social
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Pretty damn pleased with herself

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Someone *needed* a 5 am sunrise campground walk

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go go gadget being kind to yourself

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el Papito 's avatar el Papito @papito.bsky.social
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He could fully walk at 9 months so I have a plethora of pics where our very small for his age kid looks hilariously out of place.

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el Papito 's avatar el Papito @papito.bsky.social
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This works tho, yeah. This will do

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el Papito 's avatar el Papito @papito.bsky.social
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Drop the most powerful image in your galley with zero explanation

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el Papito 's avatar el Papito @papito.bsky.social
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Retrospectively, camping in the desert during a heatwave has some drawbacks, but here we are

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el Papito 's avatar el Papito @papito.bsky.social
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Ima go hide in a campground for a bit. Everyone, just like, remember hydration is essential

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I’ll prove the prettier fellow of the two

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An interesting opinion I have is that there is something a bit off about the United States of America.

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el Papito 's avatar el Papito @papito.bsky.social
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Tiny whisper voice: I don’t hate fireworks

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happy birthday, hot dog

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Today will probably be good, all things considered.

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He’s gonna hook me up with this guy

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Bluesky is a psyop created so the gov't can monitor all of its hot and smart people in one place

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a hotdog with the power to forgive

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el Papito 's avatar el Papito @papito.bsky.social
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Castro brought it up back in 2016 and I don’t think we ever heard from that guy ever again. Old school Shunning by the democrats.

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Then they came for people who talk shit about elected officials on niche microblogging sites — and there was no one left to speak for me.

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you precious little candy ass

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