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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺@patnspankme.bsky.social |
The instructions for ramen noodles should say: 1 boil the fucken water 2 stick this bird nest in there until it gets nice and soft like 3 enjoy your packet of a year’s supply of sodium 4 we hope you find employment soon
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Queen Olivia Lucretia-Bourgois Connie st Redfern III
@queenoliviastr.bsky.social
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Mmmmm, sodium, delicious
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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lollll
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@abidelunacy.bsky.social
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I make mine like Mac and Cheese, drain the noodles, milk and a pat of butter and the flavor packet.
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yoyo
@deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social
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got me right in the feels with this one -.-
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Tycer
@tycer.bsky.social
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I wanted to like this, but you were on 666 likes...
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The Library Faery
@libraryfaery.bsky.social
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4. Enjoy your time in college.
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Jennifer🏳️⚧️
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And i nearly just choked on my food, lol
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Travis Rosen
@trosen76.bsky.social
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Change 4 to "at this rate you'll get your BA in another 6 years" and yea that was me.
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Wm Matthew
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Nailed it! 😁
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Bunny Mama
@bunny4all.bsky.social
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💀🏆💀🏆😫🏆😫🏆
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Jon Luke vintage meme trust
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Whom amongst us hasn't snacked on dry ramen noodles and then opened up the flavor packet to eat it like fun dip
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✨𝓔ᦓꪻｒｏᵈᒍ❕𝖓𝖓🫀
@o-0.bsky.social
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5 Confucius says: add a fried egg, fancy pants
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Bru
@brubaker.bsky.social
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5 slap a slice of American cheese on top for extra flavor (optional)
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RonMimnaugh
@ronmimnaugh.bsky.social
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Heve you ever considered writing as a career?
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@jomom55.bsky.social
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I usually toss in some frozen veggies. Ya know making it more healthy.
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Chris in NY
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in college my friend didn't know why ramen was unhealthy and I was like "the flavor packet is just salt and fat at impossible to comprehend levels"
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Giovanni G
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Lolol@birds nest
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Ron Hogan
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Now go drink some lime juice, or you’ll eventually get scurvy.
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SeaTea
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A WHOLE pack of Ramen for a single meal? Well La Di Da…La Di Da. 😏
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Tortilla the Hun
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I wish I had bought ramen with the 4th instruction. Every other ramen company wanted one less customer.
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