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Bunny Mama

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Here to talk about bunnies. Kits, adults, seniors. All kept breeds, caged, free roaming. Training, fixing, health care, food, treats, litter, bedding, bunny proofing, other pets integration, pair bonding, children, toys, illness, lifespan. Action/talk. 🐰


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Yes, yes I have

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Optimist Primus 's avatar Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social
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Them: Life doesn't come with an instruction manual Me: mine does

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Wyatt Sinclair's avatar Wyatt Sinclair @wyattswickedgoods.com
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I asked someone what the difference between the Black Eyed Peas and chick peas is. After several incorrect guesses, I had to tell them that while the Black Eyed Peas could sing us a song, chick peas could only hummus one.

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I’m actually a 4.7 and I DO know how to ship a package pal! “snips duct tap to a clean edge, pats parrot on the head, whilst feeding him a double cheese goldfish cracker” Remember Polly, the TAX OFFICE, not the FAX OFFICE. I can’t afford another fine.

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turbo jerry's avatar turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social
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she’s a 10 but doesn’t know how to ship packages

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James Damron 's avatar James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social
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Long story short, Ikea doesn't like it when you scoot naked across the rug.

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d.ly's avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social
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[walks into restaurant kitchen to see a shrimp frying rice] the prophecy…

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LEE (they/he)'s avatar LEE (they/he) @mycomagus.bsky.social
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I'm here to drop off bats and eat wild raspberries, and I'm all out of bats

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Blue Heron Farm's avatar Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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What if we all just decided not to today?

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Artologica 's avatar Artologica @artologica.net
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Fuzzy bun bum

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Maybe you don’t recall Siegfried & Roy? Or you never heard of them. If that is the case, look them up. They also didn’t believe their wild friends would ever hurt them. Wild is wild. I don’t know why I’m wasting my time. Godspeed science guy.

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I apologize, I read up on your history and apparently you drove brown bears to extinction in the 1920’s. In Canada all our Black bears are well… black. Still, a bear is still a bear. It’s like walking into the savanna and saying, “oh, that isn’t the BIG lion, it won’t hurt me”.

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You may be sharp at science and think you’re funny, but you won’t be laughing when you have to pick up 67 bloody chunks that used to be your wife. That’ll be fun talk with your kids, especially when there are pictures on here of your gate WIDE open and a bear and a mountain cat in your yard. 👍

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John O’Donnell's avatar John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social
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You go on the air mattress Air mattress goes in the water Bear is in the water Farewell and adieu to you sweet Spanish ladies…

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Jesus that’s a brown bear. I wouldn’t take this lightly. I’m Canadian & lived in the mountains of BC. You’ll get swiped in 1/2 a second & bleed out in less, if you’re lucky. If not, he’ll play with you. Maul, bite, chew, tear. You’ll be alive, for awhile. Screaming, til he pounds your head in. 🥺

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João Carreira 's avatar João Carreira @joaocarreir.bsky.social
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Goodnight. Thank you so much for everything 🤗

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futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️'s avatar futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol
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🐰🖤👄

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Drop the most powerful image in your gallery with zero explanation

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If only they gave me instructions on how to build the maze like I was a moron. 🙄

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If you are adept at assembling simple cardboard projects with no instructions, bully for you. Apparently I am not. If you are like me and want a maze for you bunny and like shouting… MFing C! Over and Over for an hour, try this for size.. Bubby loves it.

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Staff Chief of Joints's avatar Staff Chief of Joints @etrain.bsky.social
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Your honor, what we have here is a very simple case of he said, she stabbed.

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Thats good because, I LOVE BUNJI TOO! 🥰🐰☺️🫶💜

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Crockett Houghton 's avatar Crockett Houghton @crockettforreal.bsky.social
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"Girl Dinner" was just explained to me and that's how I learned I've been eating girl dinner all along. A sleeve of crackers, chunk of cheese & a pile of grapes? That's me, girl dinner. Three pizza rolls, two chicken nuggets, and a Taco Bell hot sauce? That's me, girl dinner.

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James Damron 's avatar James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social
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Long story short, Little Johnny never pulled Grandpa's finger ever again after that explosion.

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Theciscokidder's avatar Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social
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I couldn't remember the word dishwasher so I called it a wet oven.

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Marisa Kabas's avatar Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social
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christian rock is so funny bc they’re all singing about being in love with the same guy

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SpatialKimtamine's avatar SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social
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I’ve been so stressed out ever since I realized I’ll be alive for the rest of my life

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Ennui Doofen's avatar Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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men's soap? is using a forest scented soap gonna burn my tits off or what

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Coach Rusty's avatar Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social
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Nobody would have even HEARD me eating Doritos at the funeral if you guys would have just cried louder

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Viktor Winetrout's avatar Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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248 years ago today, Jesus gave birth to a pile of guns

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Molly White's avatar Molly White @molly.wiki
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those arguing that taylor swift can't be a role model because she is an unmarried and childless woman at 34 are doing a great job of arguing that children need more women role models who are unmarried and childless at 34

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josh (oldfriend99) 's avatar josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social
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If you think Jaws is scary for not really showing the shark, you should check out spielberg's other films. they don't show the shark at all

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Peter Kelly's avatar Peter Kelly @thepeterkelly.bsky.social
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At the vet, picking up Ford. They apologized because there will be a bit of a delay as they've got several emergencies happening. Told them, "Take your time. You helped my little guy when he needed it in a hurry, I can wait while you do that for others" What a job. Can't imagine it.

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The Volatile Mermaid 's avatar The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
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A John Wick movie where he goes around assassinating people whose fireworks are upsetting the local dogs.

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futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️'s avatar futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol
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If you set off fireworks, Bunjamin will find you 🐰☠️🐰

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Artologica 's avatar Artologica @artologica.net
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It's a bittersweet Independence Day. Please enjoy this exceptionally beautiful bunny

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When Bubby is happy, I AM HAPPY!

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