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Radley Balko@radleybalko.bsky.social |
Of course they are.
www.popsci.com/technology/c...
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Eyes on the Right
@eyesontheright.bsky.social
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I could outmaneuver them with a shopping cart
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extra-dimensionally notdeadyet
@theredlongitude.bsky.social
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Soon to be thwarted by dastardly villains with spray bottles of salt water
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Delbert Grady Seasons
@delbertgseasons.bsky.social
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This thing got hit by a couple RPGs outside Nakatomi Plaza
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Matthew Triponey
@matthewtriponey.bsky.social
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The Purge every time it rains.
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Jeff Lazarus
@jlazarus.bsky.social
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About the only way that cursed vehicle will ever make money is with some good old fashioned crony capitalism.
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Dinosaur Bob
@bornonagreenlight.bsky.social
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“Now this is cool. Imagine getting pulled over by this? Not sure if I would be worried or fangirling,” This may be the whitest thing I’ve ever read.
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Mitch Solomon
@mitchsolomon.bsky.social
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They may even sell 50 of them when all is said and done. This is the first of them, it took years and insider favors and they haven’t made progress since abc7.com/amp/south-pa...
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Insipid Twaddle
@insipidtwaddle.bsky.social
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Look on the bright side: it's much harder for the cops to show up en masse and bust heads when they're limited to 4mph, because their dystopia-on-wheels is perpetually in limp mode.
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k
@ksmiles.bsky.social
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When I read militarized cybertruck for a moment I thought one of those companies that welds machine guns to Toyotas for sale to warlords was branching out but instead it’s just cops, sad
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Iago Grimaldo
@archvillain.bsky.social
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Moving away from Crown Vics is a mistake that will haunt for years. These Teslas cost a fortune to maintain.
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@meatbuns.bsky.social
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genius. can't wait for someone to hack them and shut down every single one.
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that individual
@pigcooker.bsky.social
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Well that’s great, just need to have a small puddle to drive through and I can get away from that cubist nightmare with ease
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Kip Williams sort of
@kipwilliams.bsky.social
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It will become illegal for citizens to possess magnets.
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Bibliofishy 🌻🐝
@bibliofishy.bsky.social
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I prefer these sorry-ass trucks over the armored tanks they have been acquiring lately .
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Fix your hearts
@jnotj.bsky.social
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Doesn't "tactical" usually imply "can get wet"
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Shugunou
@shugunou.bsky.social
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Think about it this way. People will stop thinking the military is cool if they adopt these.
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Gaius (from Tribunate)
@gaius.bsky.social
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Looking forward to every city in Texas closing their libraries so each cop can have one
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Adeyinka Young
@jonswift.bsky.social
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Wait until they have to reboot the car mid-chase.
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David
@squarestate.bsky.social
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I thought the cops wanted us to respect and fear them?
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Dave Brooks
@brooksiedj.bsky.social
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Screams micro penis.
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Mark
@larkstone.bsky.social
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It’s like the car version of the F35. Can’t drive in rain, electronics go haywire, etc.
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Kris Wernowsky
@kriswernowsky.com
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Good news for criminals in literally any other type of car
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