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stan edward

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There are a lot of cautionary tales about perfectionism but I think they’re all wrong

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I have to figure out how to get a tattoo in the next 10 days. I will be very upset if it isn't absolutely perfect so this is gonna be a stressful stretch of time

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I'm really suspicious of the tooth fairy. That is an odd thing to collect in exchange for money

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I want to like Aperol but it's a very tortured like

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🎧

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This still makes me laugh every time. Like bye bitch

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My life would be easier if I didn’t have five separate families, none of which know about the others

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As if I need a reminder I live in Nashville there’s a fucking guitar pic on my doormat

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Tamper Proof Lid's avatar Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social
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Pie in the sky thinking? No, I’m thinking about the pie in my belly brother

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At the coffee shop suckin oat

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I’ve accepted that I’m good at many things, but not trash can basketball

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gm 🎧 everything happens so much

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[breaking up] babe, the world needs people like you, but I don’t

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filth_waste's avatar filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social
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i call it social bleedia because i’m cutting myself open for you people

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(Kermit) why are there so many Shows about murder

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Predatory “help” for mental health issues is a thing I’ve encountered more than a couple times and it’s fking infuriating

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The Two Labs Theory of Happiness

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I’m so torn between the media/entertainment industry and the world of food science. My two loves: I need a food lab and a sound lab to be happy. If only there was a way to combine the two 🤔

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everyone in the world goes to bed at the same time

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dillo (the yakubian mamba)'s avatar dillo (the yakubian mamba) @dillo.media
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the worst thing about having friends online is that they're online

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Viktor Winetrout's avatar Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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It was the fast of times, it was the furious of times

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how do i get into making men give me money to say they have tiny dicks

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I too want in on this game

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Seriously there might be five minutes of content worth saving but the rest can go to hell’s cutting room floor

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If you gave me a button that Eternal Sunshines the last three years of my life I’d slap it with the enthusiasm of a gameshow contestant

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Yes it will. Source: guy who just brought home a restaurant supply size jar of queen olives and is now an eternal being

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I’m convinced any energy can be harnessed and directed with with right tools and technique and this belief will likely bring about my tragic end

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My life would be easier if I didn’t have five separate families, none of which know about the others

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Saying dog rates like socrates

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Reminder: you will never get old, you will never die

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DALIA MALEK ☥'s avatar DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social
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Maaaan the 70s seemed horrible, everyone smelling bad & looking bad & talking absolute shit & not a cell phone to scroll & hide from it all in sight. Fuck that

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Daft Punk is praying at my house, my house 🙏

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whaddya say we get outta here and u can put ur p in my v??? *spits out chicken wing bone*

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rare body oils's avatar rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social
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the uk has 200,000 seat filler politicians in a warehouse and theyre all named things like Jamothy Walmond

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I have got to stop telling people I’m going to murder them in a playful singsing voice

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Anyway gm 🎧 Flock of Dimes was amazing last night

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Ed Zitron's avatar Ed Zitron @zitron.bsky.social
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Hi! Glanced at your post briefly and I just wanted to add I disagree and hate you

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So dirty in the best way 😈

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stan edward 's avatar stan edward @realstan.bsky.social
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Oh fvk I just realized Flock of Dimes is opening the show I’m going see tonight. Now I care about it! 😎

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Guy who grew up listening to 70s country music and now thinks every song title is a pun and that he just doesn’t get most of them

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