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stan edward
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There are a lot of cautionary tales about perfectionism but I think they’re all wrong
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a real stan
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stan edward
@realstan.bsky.social
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There are a lot of cautionary tales about perfectionism but I think they’re all wrong
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stan edward
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I have to figure out how to get a tattoo in the next 10 days. I will be very upset if it isn't absolutely perfect so this is gonna be a stressful stretch of time
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stan edward
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I'm really suspicious of the tooth fairy. That is an odd thing to collect in exchange for money
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stan edward
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I want to like Aperol but it's a very tortured like
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stan edward
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🎧
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JLP
@jlp.bsky.social
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This still makes me laugh every time. Like bye bitch
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stan edward
@realstan.bsky.social
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My life would be easier if I didn’t have five separate families, none of which know about the others
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stan edward
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As if I need a reminder I live in Nashville there’s a fucking guitar pic on my doormat
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Tamper Proof Lid
@readuction.bsky.social
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Pie in the sky thinking? No, I’m thinking about the pie in my belly brother
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stan edward
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At the coffee shop suckin oat
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stan edward
@realstan.bsky.social
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I’ve accepted that I’m good at many things, but not trash can basketball
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stan edward
@realstan.bsky.social
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gm 🎧 everything happens so much
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stan edward
@realstan.bsky.social
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[breaking up] babe, the world needs people like you, but I don’t
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filth_waste
@filth-waste.bsky.social
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i call it social bleedia because i’m cutting myself open for you people
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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(Kermit) why are there so many Shows about murder
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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I’m a self-made mess
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stan edward
@realstan.bsky.social
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Predatory “help” for mental health issues is a thing I’ve encountered more than a couple times and it’s fking infuriating
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stan edward
@realstan.bsky.social
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The Two Labs Theory of Happiness
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stan edward
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I’m so torn between the media/entertainment industry and the world of food science. My two loves: I need a food lab and a sound lab to be happy. If only there was a way to combine the two 🤔
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melted computer
@meltedcomputer.bsky.social
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everyone in the world goes to bed at the same time
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dillo (the yakubian mamba)
@dillo.media
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the worst thing about having friends online is that they're online
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Viktor Winetrout
@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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It was the fast of times, it was the furious of times
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sid
@sidvicio.us
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how do i get into making men give me money to say they have tiny dicks
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stan edward
@realstan.bsky.social
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I too want in on this game
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stan edward
@realstan.bsky.social
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🎧
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stan edward
@realstan.bsky.social
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Seriously there might be five minutes of content worth saving but the rest can go to hell’s cutting room floor
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stan edward
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If you gave me a button that Eternal Sunshines the last three years of my life I’d slap it with the enthusiasm of a gameshow contestant
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stan edward
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stan edward
@realstan.bsky.social
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Yes it will. Source: guy who just brought home a restaurant supply size jar of queen olives and is now an eternal being
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stan edward
@realstan.bsky.social
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I’m convinced any energy can be harnessed and directed with with right tools and technique and this belief will likely bring about my tragic end
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stan edward
@realstan.bsky.social
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It’s everyday bro
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stan edward
@realstan.bsky.social
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My life would be easier if I didn’t have five separate families, none of which know about the others
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Ed Zitron
@zitron.bsky.social
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Saying dog rates like socrates
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stan edward
@realstan.bsky.social
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Reminder: you will never get old, you will never die
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DALIA MALEK ☥
@daliamalek.bsky.social
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Maaaan the 70s seemed horrible, everyone smelling bad & looking bad & talking absolute shit & not a cell phone to scroll & hide from it all in sight. Fuck that
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stan edward
@realstan.bsky.social
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Daft Punk is praying at my house, my house 🙏
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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whaddya say we get outta here and u can put ur p in my v??? *spits out chicken wing bone*
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rare body oils
@rarebodyoils.bsky.social
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the uk has 200,000 seat filler politicians in a warehouse and theyre all named things like Jamothy Walmond
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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Let’s be stupid together forever
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fungible thadius🍥
@fungiblethadius.bsky.social
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This post IS about you
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stan edward
@realstan.bsky.social
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I have got to stop telling people I’m going to murder them in a playful singsing voice
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stan edward
@realstan.bsky.social
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Anyway gm 🎧 Flock of Dimes was amazing last night
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Ed Zitron
@zitron.bsky.social
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Hi! Glanced at your post briefly and I just wanted to add I disagree and hate you
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stan edward
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🎸 ✨
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stan edward
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ALWAYS GO OUT
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stan edward
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So dirty in the best way 😈
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stan edward
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Oh fvk I just realized Flock of Dimes is opening the show I’m going see tonight. Now I care about it! 😎
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stan edward
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gm 🎧 lol
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JLP
@jlp.bsky.social
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Guy who grew up listening to 70s country music and now thinks every song title is a pun and that he just doesn’t get most of them
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