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Rich Mahogany

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Internationally ✨published ✨ skeeter

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Amy A's avatar Amy A @lolennui.bsky.social
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they should invent a front facing camera that doesn’t hurt your feelings

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Quinta Jurecic's avatar Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social
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ah good, the return of the "I barely know him" tweets

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Sean's avatar Sean @publichealth.bsky.social
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never forget the usa today “heatwave” infographic

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò's avatar Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
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right wing think tanks are making thinly veiled threats of political violence, the Supreme Court has neutralized the regulatory power of broad swaths of government, and the fate of the executive branch depends on whether the 81 year old atop it can learn to breakdance or something. Happy July 4th

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Rich Mahogany's avatar Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social
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This type of take allows your Least Favorite Person to have a contrary opinion and think they’re smart, “THEY get it—why don’t you?” But never deals with the issue of how terrible Kennedy would actually be as a real candidate, or as president.

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journeyman folklorist's avatar journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social
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Like if you have achieved hot dog nirvana. Repost if you are still on the noble hot dog eightfold path

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Seth Masket's avatar Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social
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We don’t talk enough about how Michael Corleone was a law-abiding war hero until he was radicalized by police brutality

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Dennis Detwiller's avatar Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social
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On this 4th of July, let us remember the absolute, incredible luck of humanity that, against all odds, the Alien mothership was Mac compatible.

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Rich Mahogany's avatar Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social
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Nonsense! Nonsense is superior to sense in every way!

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Men's rea activist's avatar Men's rea activist @internethippo.bsky.social
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Don't ever tell me that being goofy is something I'm supposed to grow out of. Goofy is for life. I'll go to my grave goofy

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Rich Mahogany's avatar Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social
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Chris thank you for putting a spotlight on this detail

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Rich Mahogany's avatar Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social
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Feels like time to customize the bike with a vintage James Bond style oil slick nozzle.

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Rich Mahogany's avatar Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social
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Imagine if their first exposure to rock music was “America, Fuck Yeah!” They’d have won the Revolution TWICE.

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Rich Mahogany's avatar Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social
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How many businesses do you personally have where you say “God those guys are fucking awesome” at this point? Not counting fine dining, I mean places you’d pick for lunch randomly. For me it’s like zero. And I make bad financial decisions!

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Rich Mahogany's avatar Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social
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I like how analysts forget that if I think a company sucks my decision will be “fuck Chipotle” and then food costs become irrelevant. Also: fuck Chipotle.

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Rich Mahogany's avatar Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social
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Sad that trump probably won’t pick a running mate in time for people to change his signs, like the “I PUMP PENIS” modifications people made on previous ones…

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Rich Mahogany's avatar Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social
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I was entirely fooled by the “I’d vote for Elizabeth Warren” folks who suddenly…wouldn’t vote for her once she declared. I shoulda known better.

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Twitter's Bobby Big Wheel's avatar Twitter's Bobby Big Wheel @kleinman.bsky.social
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I have never been more convinced that Biden needs to do a sit down interview with Jiminy Glick

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Rich Mahogany's avatar Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social
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And it’d be such pathetic and embarrassing displays of fighting that they wouldn’t do it more than once.

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Parker Molloy's avatar Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com
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Worth reading the first line of the screenshot and realizing that the very existence of trans people is considered "pornography" by the Project 2025 gremlins.

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Jon Green's avatar Jon Green @jongreen.bsky.social
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Kendrick Lamar teaches us that, in public debate, refuting your opponent's arguments point by point is less effective than identifying your opponent's single greatest weakness and maintaining message discipline.

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Rich Mahogany's avatar Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social
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@amandasmith.bsky.social One of our regulars is talking the ear off my 27 year old female employee about car engines and she has barely said a word in the convo in ten minutes.

Neat.

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Rich Mahogany's avatar Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social
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Listening to old men bitch about new cars coming out in electric versions is so corny. BUY THE OLD INTERNAL COMBUSTION ENGINE VERSION YOU DORKS. The cars still exist, they just aren’t new. Cry an entire river.

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Rich Mahogany's avatar Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social
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(Looks left, looks right, registers as “Republican”)

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Andy Richter's avatar Andy Richter @actualandyrichter.bsky.social
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I turned it off and went to the hardware store to buy chains for our new hammock

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The Onion's avatar The Onion @theonion.com
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"I have the incompetence necessary to effortlessly transition into a role at any company that yields a seven-figure income."

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Rich Mahogany's avatar Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social
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He will LITERALLY fight you. Not suggesting whether you should do it or not. I just want to make sure you’re aware.

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Rich Mahogany's avatar Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social
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Looks like stuff sold in the International Male catalog in the early 2000’s

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE's avatar GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
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the whole “shoplifting is killing us” vs “shoplifting isn’t a problem” thing is interesting because i’m willing to buy that there’s been a moderate rise in shoplifting in major chains who have cut staff to the bone, because this is what you would expect to see if you cut staff to the bone

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Rich Mahogany's avatar Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social
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George Latimer is gonna get booed every time I see him post or speak forever. lol what if he loses to a Republican lol

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Akilah Hughes's avatar Akilah Hughes @akilah.bsky.social
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Spoke with Louisville Public Media about the mascot and team name at Boone County High School and why it’s overdue for change. www.lpm.org/news/2024-06...

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Rich Mahogany's avatar Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social
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LIFE IS SHORT, THERE IS NOTHING STOPPING YOU

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The Los Angeles Lakers agreed to hire former NBA player JJ Redick to be their next head coach on Thursday, finally filling the vacancy created by the May firing of Darvin Ham.

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Saeed Jones's avatar Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social
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He keeps looking over at me from the courtyard. 😩

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Rich Mahogany's avatar Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social
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Seems like it’s kinda based on if the city isn’t the largest in the state, they add it?

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Rich Mahogany's avatar Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social
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I emailed my former Con Law II prof just now to make sure I didn’t get a bad legal education. I’ll let you know what she says.

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Rich Mahogany's avatar Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social
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BRONSON PINCHOT WAS BORN IN MANHATTEN???

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Rich Mahogany's avatar Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social
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Ugh lemme know when they get Halderman and Ehrlichman standing back to back like Larry and Balki.

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Rich Mahogany's avatar Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social
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Tony Hawk Age III (you have a lot of pansexual romance options)

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