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Rem.

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My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapjpzkhlx7w

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Lorena Bobbitt, Jr.'s avatar Lorena Bobbitt, Jr. @lorenabobbittjr.bsky.social
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Leaving doesn’t always mean that things will change. Staying doesn’t always mean that things will stay the same.

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La Captain Oblivious's avatar La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Apparently having your mom calling you in sick from work doesn’t count.

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Boy Shop Pot's avatar Boy Shop Pot @potshopboy.bsky.social
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*dropping through your ceiling and crashing through your desk* are you mad at me?

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Rem.'s avatar Rem. @scooter235432.bsky.social
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There's just not enough people jumping from skyscrapers.

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Rem.'s avatar Rem. @scooter235432.bsky.social
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Not tonight, I'm planning our escape route for just in case purposes

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑's avatar 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
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[first date] Me: So what do you do? Her: I sell photos of my feet online. Me: Feet? No thanks. I’m a metric guy.

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Rem.'s avatar Rem. @scooter235432.bsky.social
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You want to see what a broken heart looks like? Drop a freshly baked pizza on the floor

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Boy Shop Pot's avatar Boy Shop Pot @potshopboy.bsky.social
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Gonna start replying "is this a sex thing?" on everyone's posts.

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Violetmusing🧚🏼‍♀️'s avatar Violetmusing🧚🏼‍♀️ @violetmusing.bsky.social
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Netflix just made me sit up to grab my remote again, and I don't appreciate this random exercising.

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BBKitty 's avatar BBKitty @bbkbhv.bsky.social
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Mike called. He says he’s not hard and he wants you guys to stop it

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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️'s avatar Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social
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Stop saying "hard left", you sound fucking stupid.

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SpatialKimtamine's avatar SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social
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I’m getting sloppy drunk and not in a sexy way

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BEAVE ²'s avatar BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
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My hugs may be free, but they’re also boner-inducing.

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Rem.'s avatar Rem. @scooter235432.bsky.social
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I'm just going to live life until God decides to smite me

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Rachel's avatar Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social
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Dear god, it’s me Rachel. What the fuck is the matter with you is my only question.

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Rem.'s avatar Rem. @scooter235432.bsky.social
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It's actually the best with some cottage cheese... just dip your chip and enjoy... and I appreciate that, thank you

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Wicked Ho's avatar Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
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got too much baby oil between my buttcheeks walking down stairs feels like i don’t have brakes

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SpatialKimtamine's avatar SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social
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Hey Jesus tell your big papa to please respond

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Rem.'s avatar Rem. @scooter235432.bsky.social
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I mean, I'll be there too. Satan really needs to install some air conditioning.

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Rem.'s avatar Rem. @scooter235432.bsky.social
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I'll sign you up! Because fuck that person right now.

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d.ly's avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social
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life is like a box of chocolates (the sugar free ones that make you shit yourself)

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Rem.'s avatar Rem. @scooter235432.bsky.social
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Heat is terrible! Who ever invented Heat needs a kick in the face

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Rem.'s avatar Rem. @scooter235432.bsky.social
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For those who actually enjoy the heat, go back to hell where you belong

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Rem.'s avatar Rem. @scooter235432.bsky.social
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Oh? You know me so well? What color of underwear am I wearing? *me flirting.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺's avatar BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social
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Lou Ferrigno missed an opportunity when he was playing the role of the Hulk because he could have doubled down while he was green and also played the Grinch Who Swole Christmas. *deletes account*

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d.ly's avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social
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was really brave today 🥺 (didn’t take a nap)

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futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️'s avatar futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol
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roses are red violets are blue son of a bitch my socks don’t match

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Rem.'s avatar Rem. @scooter235432.bsky.social
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I don't know about you, but I use chainsaws to battle my demons

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Rem.'s avatar Rem. @scooter235432.bsky.social
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A gallon of sour cream and cool ranch doritos would fix me

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Rem.'s avatar Rem. @scooter235432.bsky.social
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The best part of being tall is checking the durability of ceiling fans

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Rem.'s avatar Rem. @scooter235432.bsky.social
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May just cover myself in bacon grease and sit outside a while.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺's avatar BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social
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clean your skanky-ass piercings, you crusty mfer

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