Good morning Third Grade! Today we will learn that Judah fucked his daughter-in-law (because he mistook her for a prostitute) and the resulting baby was an ancestor of Jesus.
Billy, stop crying.
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Oh, well that’s a relief! I feel so much better now!
Israelis are, by a combination of malice or stupidity, creating the continued conditions that weaken their polity & empower the lunatic fringes. I get that because they’ve drunk their own propaganda
It’s the US & Arab states I’m flummoxed by
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JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
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I agree completely.
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Unfortunately, from talking to friends and family, 👆🏼 is very very true.
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Especially if you shell out a little extra (or find the right Italian deli) for the good San Mazzano tomatoes
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No! Look, uncomfortable can be good. It’s one of the key ways we push up against our assumptions.
I’m not saying that people should get a pass on causing discomfort, but in situations like these, it’s almost a given and it can be incredibly useful.
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The antisemitism accusation is risible. Especially when level about this specific instance.
I’ve already made my position clear and I *get* your position. It’d be different if you supported protesting synagogues *in general*
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This was a clear example of:
“What you’re saying makes me uncomfortable/angry, so I’m going to assume that you are evil/malicious”
I’ll be honest, you’ve said things that make me uncomfortable/angry, but I know you’re coming from a specific place *in good faith*
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And that is completely fair and justifiable.
In situations like this I think it’s important not to expect that members outside your community will have the *same* reaction as members in your community, but it helps when people at least *understand* where the reaction is coming from.
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This is where I land… not that I’m an arbiter of anything, just a random Jew.
Fuck these events (whether or not they’re illegal). If they are illegal, hold the organizers/orgs liable.
But, I can’t get behind protesting synagogues. A) I think the optics are terrible, B) too much ugly history.
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Coal power? Steam. Oil? Steam. Nuclear? Steam. Geothermal? Steam. Hydroelectric? Cold steam.
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This is gross discrimination against Indé culture and cultural practice, and yet another example of the ongoing colonialism all of us Natives must face. It is a program of cultural genocide, meant to eliminate our precolonial identities entirely.
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If you shoot for the king, absolutely do not point a gun at him and then decide not to shoot and instead put the gun away and assume you’re cool now.
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"If you shoot for the king, you best not miss" does not sound as pithy in Russian, I presume
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If protest’s only goal is to be disruptive, then protest is only performance art.
Protest is about *power*
The power to change, either through threat or persuasion.
If it’s through threat, it needs to be credible. If it’s through persuasion, it can’t be alienating to normies.
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Rs: We gotta put biblical rules in schools
Me: Holy shit! Like a debt jubilee every 7 years?
Rs: Haha, no, not that one
Me: like "you shall also love the stranger, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt"?
Rs: Hahaha not that one either
Me: so, uh, which rules exactly?
Rs: Oh, you know the ones
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People are weird little freaks. The bigger the account, the more freaks
Frankly, I’m happy in my insignificance cause anything more seems exhausting
On a happier note, thank you for the reviews! You always make me laugh when you slay one of my darlings or (better yet) turn me on to something new
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I’m so sorry people are awful and fucking weird about movie reviews.
Look, I *love* this movie & (on an emotional level) I am flummoxed by your reaction
BUT it’s a freaking movie FFS! And, it’s a fun reminder that one’s darlings are often so indelibly tied to nostalgia, not any objective measure
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If you’re referring to the bird… I just went straight to block.
Nothing of value there, wrestling with pigs and what not.
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taxes
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Yeah…
Where’s the strategy? What’s the point?
“It’s drawing attention to our cause!”
No it’s not. Normies think you’re acting like crass assholes and you’re tainting your cause by association.
“But our cause is correct!”
Yes. Yet you’re managing to lose the argument.
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These make him seem like a hilarious, stand up guy.
May his memory be a blessing.
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I hate that this record is from the enslaver’s perspective, but I love that even from a biased, blinkered, source Simpson’s pure steely chutzpah comes across.
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Of the mainstream op-ed writers, he’s been surprisingly clear eyed since Oct 7. Stopped clock and all that.
But I share your discomfort.
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The joys of being a Jew on the internet. This is freaking frustrating.
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I’d only up it by 50%, but I’m a big baby
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Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life is horrific and tragic to him. Doctor says: ‘Treatment is simple. Go see Great Clown Pagliacci, he w-‘
Man says ‘Look Doc, let’s cut it with the clown bullshit. I’m here for some benzodiazepines’
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And who’s fault is that?
When Israel’s (implicit & explicit) goal is to *impede & reduce* any independent Palestinian sovereign authority, & the intl community either does nothing or implicitly backs Israel’s goal (USA) then one can’t turn around & brow beat the PA
The only answer *is* sovereignty
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LMFAO
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You’ll never guess who (two weeks ago) had a *completely random* desire to write a *deeply thoughtful* article on Australia’s import/export laws…
Completely random.
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Me: I know panty hose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone
Bank Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, it is
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Lol, same.
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This guy’s an unbelievable goober.
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This you?
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Noa Argamani's father on Oct 8:
"Let's make peace w our neighbors, in any way possible. I want there to be peace; I want my daughter to come back. Enough w the wars. They too have casualties, they too have captives, & they have mothers who weep. We are two ppls to one Father. Let’s make real peace.”
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Thor's helmet should emote like Asterix's, my only deeply held superhero opinion
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