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donni saphire
@donni.bsky.social
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If sleep deprivation and bad choices got me into this mess, sleep deprivation and bad choices are the only way out
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Royotathon🚘@royotathon.bsky.social |
523 followers 170 following 719 posts
shit poster. shrimp dad. one time documentary subject. Métis.
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donni saphire
@donni.bsky.social
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If sleep deprivation and bad choices got me into this mess, sleep deprivation and bad choices are the only way out
3 replies 55 reposts 215 likes
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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men's soap? is using a forest scented soap gonna burn my tits off or what
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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i could live with a nub. i could be a nub guy.
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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“do i even need this finger?” ~an eczema haver’s memoir.
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Nice stars, bro. Spangle ‘em yourself
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Cap’n Watsisname
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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I don’t have a dog so I celebrate July 4th with those cucumbers that freak out my cat.
3 replies 31 reposts 75 likes
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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i’m not “wasting” $10 a day. frivolous little purchases are what’s keeping me alive. they’re basically medicinal.
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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The year is 2024. Nobody can afford meat. Women are only for breeding now. There’s an appeal to heaven flag at your obgyn office. A door fell off an airplane and killed your dog. Happy Independence Day
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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not the pay rents 😭
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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the trees have been marked for future sales
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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you expect ME to pay bills? me. a former baby. you sound insane right now.
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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oh man i was so premature, people need to chill with the expectations
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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Gordon Ramsay: YOU CALL THIS FUCKING MACARONI!? Yankee Doodle: *fighting back tears* YES CHEF
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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being a sports fan is so incredibly stupid. like you’re willingly signing up to maybe feel amazing for one night at the cost of probably being mad for like 50 years at a time.
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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ong stay golden ponyboy 🙏
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Cap’n Watsisname
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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Sometimes I can feel it taking up space, that little cluster in my brain still trying to decide whether to run for 7th Grade Homeroom Representative
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geeky steven
@geekysteven.bsky.social
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why'd we stop at guitars let's electrify everything i'm sick of acoustic oboes
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batkaren
@batkaren.bsky.social
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Just remembering the time I moved into a new apartment and the management company forgot to leave me a mailbox key, then when I called about it, they offered to mail it to me 😒
3 replies 12 reposts 65 likes
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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*covered in silly string* If anything I feel more serious now
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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Get away from me to show me you celebrate my independence
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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you expect ME to pay bills? me. a former baby. you sound insane right now.
9 replies 124 reposts 516 likes
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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ok i’ve got an hour to get out the door i’m just gonna sit down and check my phone quick aaaaand i’m 20 minutes late.
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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ty for matching my freak
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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eaten. immediately eaten.
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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who up who propagating limnophila sessiliflora and securing anubias to driftwood
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batkaren
@batkaren.bsky.social
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When you only got that partial sploot energy.
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Katie Didn’t
@porkchophair.bsky.social
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Of course I want to be remembered after I am gone. Just not for that time I said “peaner” instead of peanut butter.
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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getting fired from my job as a sphinx for eating everyone after asking if they were mad at me and refusing to believe when they said no.
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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thats so good and perfect 😭
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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this is what i keep trying to tell him
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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idk plz kill me aha
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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looks like u water logged on
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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honestly i think it was more gluttony than bravery. my dude goes CRAZY for some biofilm.
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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he’s gonna kill some immortal guy so good
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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my wet son was very brave today and i thought everyone should know.
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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somewhere all the neck hairs just stood up on a new england fan
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Dave Cactus
@davecactus.bsky.social
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He died doing what he loved: taking shots of salt right from the shaker.
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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i genuinely love it so much
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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fish poop arm lets goooo
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@kattsdogma.bsky.social
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that’s a terrible name for a baby 😳
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Luke
@llobrow.bsky.social
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damn Smokey, that's all you had to say
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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“i had a seafoam green bedroom growing up” thats fish poop. you had fish poop walls.
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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It would be preferable that you didn't take me by the ears and play upon my darkest fears actually
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batkaren
@batkaren.bsky.social
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Straight cis dudes, amirite, The New Yorker?
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Werewolf had a groupon
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Joji
@joelleg.bsky.social
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You know how dogs absolutely lose their minds when someone says “treat”? I feel that
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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eyyyy
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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part of me is
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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i may not be on my teams but my heart is
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Royotathon🚘
@royotathon.bsky.social
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siri, show me stockholm syndrome
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes