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Steelmonkey

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Small streamer, survivor of existing, sometimes I'm funny

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The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter 's avatar The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter @swolecialism.bsky.social
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I still think they should just re-release Titanfall 2. Pretend like it's the first time

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Using the art of war to give out dating advice.

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One of my biggest achievements! In trying times it's nice to have little accomplishments. Also gonna post the living dex below

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Ran into a shiny Hariyama while working on a different pokemon project and the mf uses whirlwind.

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after over 50 hrs I 100% Colosseum and got the rainbow chicken, one step closer to completing my gen 3 dex.

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Just found out back in March some time when my number wasn't working they tried to reach out for housing opportunity, and I didn't get the voicemail, now I'm back to zero and have to go to the bottom of the list. FML

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Something I noticed while talking to my sibling is, for the first time in a while I'm thinking about my future, like I actually have one. Still not out of the woods yet, but even if my situation doesn't improve it's nice to know at least I am.

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It was not my intention to 100% pokemon Colosseum but now I'm getting that rainbow chicken fuck.

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Just power through a 20+ hr pokemon game just to be able to trade 6 pokemon 2 of which are post game. Soo the adventure continues ig.

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The shelter is giving flowers to the women's dorm for mothers day. Smh what if I wanted flowers?

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The first shiny I ran into as a kid was spinda and I failed to catch it. Today I finally make up for an almost 20 year old mistake with 2 shiny spindas (and a few friends)

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melissa~'s avatar melissa~ @melissanarchy.bsky.social
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pov you just made a self deprecating joke in my presence

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I am at a very low point in my life doing my best not to bother people and just make it by and for some reason people like to try and kick me while I'm down and then get shocked that I'm upset.

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Kingfisher & Wombat's avatar Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com
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Couldn’t resist.

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Ig one or the new residence got a tea cup dog, i was heading to the showers and this little dog followed me in and then immediately booked it when I turned around to try and pet them.

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call me tony stark i'm fixing shit with scraps in a cave.

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jess m. ☁️'s avatar jess m. ☁️ @jam-etc.bsky.social
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pov when your friend tells you they're feeling bad

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I hate doing this but I'm still homeless and my po box is up for renewal at the end of the month, i need to raise $200 to keep my address for another 6 months please any help is greatly appreciated #MutualAidRequest ko-fi.com/steelmonkey

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Ah I love 1700 propaganda of "the white man's burden"

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The super market employees hate me, because,after I buy a glass bottled coke I look for the kitchen ware, grab a bottle cap opener off the shelf, use it and put it back.

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Amy A's avatar Amy A @lolennui.bsky.social
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being an adult is so embarrassing. “guys I’ve been doing a good job sleeping lately.” Jesus christ.

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jess m. ☁️'s avatar jess m. ☁️ @jam-etc.bsky.social
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this woman is a working class hero, like I said before. I need this to be her big break somehow

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David M. Perry's avatar David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social
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“Run academia like a business”

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I can't play pokemon sleep even after buying pogo ++. The bed I'm sleeping on is too small and I turn in my sleep too much I end up knocking my phone/pogo++ of the bed every night, or I roll on the ++ and turn it off shortly after falling asleep

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Some guy came up to me and was like "Hey you got some money? I'm homeless" Sorry bud I'm homeless too, and I don't got money.

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I'm re watching power ranger. Dose anyone know how I could be a bad guy goon? Seems like a fun gig just flail my arms around and get locked and blown up.

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You don't like your vast choices of chromium and Firefox???

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jeremy kaplowitz's avatar jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com
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sorry but i would disown my friend or family member if they came out to me as republican

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Max Kennerly's avatar Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social
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Why was Michael Phelps allowed to swim? 23 gold medals, he was obviously born with "rare genetic variants" that made it impossible for anyone to compete with him.

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hammancheez's avatar hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social
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2024 is going to be epic levels of ratfuckery tactics

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”'s avatar pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social
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Reinventing Prince of Persia as a metroidvania is a great idea and I’m mad the French thought of it

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Isn't it in like a metal shield or something now?

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