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Exceptionally bad at the “friend hug”


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You’ll never wake up the next day mad at your past self for cleaning the house

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Would have been great if maybe someone in the Democratic Party had started on any of this when we voted them in, instead of infrastructure week

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The thing is, we have been so for years now but very few Democrats have acted with the urgency on which we elected them

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What is the point in supporting a party that does next to nothing in the face of calamity beyond voicing dissent and sending fund raising email? We’ve been in constitutional crisis for years and what do we have to show besides some clever behind the scenes energy policy soon to be destroyed

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Why doesn’t he simply order the abolishment of elections and the Republican Party

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Have to assume they want to hand power over. Just like macron

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Supreme Court is doing the post Covid YOLO

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One can only assume that, like Macron, he is only pretending to oppose the full fascist conversion of our country

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End of the Republic

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A song of fire and what? Oh …

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Have you ever eaten too much granola? What a terrible feeling

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You promised to listen to social media commentary when you dropped the public editor, remember?

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Tyranny of a sunny day

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On behalf of the Trump

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My grandma refuses to say butthead. She’s always talking about ‘beavis and his friend’

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Announcement: I am no longer impressed by waterfalls

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At 25 you should be sleeping on lawn furniture

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hey mr tambourine man could you knock it off please

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Legally you have to tell me if that’s a jape

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Because when there’s no longer and agreed upon truth, fascism takes root

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I hate companies !

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The puzzi store called and uh, well…

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To the tune of “Panama” by Van Halen: Adderall! Add er ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah all

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“Spike it!” I say as I add a banana to my cereal

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CHOPPED LIVER: (having an existential crisis) what am i

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Nationalize and wind down the fossil fuel companies

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We all carry around magical objects in our pocket that contain all of the world’s grief, maybe that’s not such a great idea

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speaking of student-led protests, happy gwangju uprising day, everybody ❤️

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if someone says "TMI" that means "That's Mildly Interesting" they're looking for you to add more detail

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Regardless of who owns the yacht these orcas are teaching ocean users to once again respect the sea

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the winner of the triathlon is whoever tried the hardest. that's why they call it that

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i've got a type A personality. type A lot on da copuder

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They should start out presenting to be white nationalists so they get police protection, then flip their signs around

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That sounds exactly like what a goblin would eat. A modern busy urban goblin

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I wish my raises matched inflation much less beat it. Idk who all these 20% raise people are

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DOCTOR: as we feared, you have Day 4 Coachella

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Yep! Capitalism is the organization of governance for the benefit of capital, socialism is the organization of governance for the benefit of society

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this is just the tits of the iceberg

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regular meghan 🫧 나영지 🍉's avatar regular meghan 🫧 나영지 🍉 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social
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today is like the super bowl for deeply unfunny people

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That’s the point. It’s all contradictory and so you can never think for yourself

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lot of people will claim otherwise but nobody was saying d'oh before homer made it cool

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You give me work to do..on the day of my head ache

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Before I bring your pizza, describe in 8 words what makes you a meat lover

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