Wear cargo shorts around the house. Wear cargo shorts to the store. Be seen pumping gas in your cargo shorts. Do summer right and live this glorious fearless life
Jun 27, 2024 at 14:46 UTC
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When I wear cargo shorts, I also wear new balance tennis shoes because I am dedicated to truth in advertising
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Camo cargo shorts excluded of course.
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I’m 100% in
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hi john, question from the back. what kinds of things should an aspiring 40 year old put in his cargo short pockets? keys, obviously. warhammer paints, sure. but what else?
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You betcha!
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I just got some new camo cargo shorts, so now I can be a proper death metal nerd
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im wearing cargo shorts right now
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Do messenger shorts count? Below the knee or nothing for me.
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Embroider a cool S on them and wear your Cool S Cargo shorts to the snail races.
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All the shorts I own are cargo shorts
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Look man, I’m unmarried and I don’t have easy access to a Margaritaville, how do you expect me to date
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The Official Shorts of Death Metal™️
(I’m just assuming they’re camo, obvs)
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way ahead of you
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“I’ll hold your things for you. You just worry about making friends”
- Cargo Shorts
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All the pockets
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my old cargo shorts are still in use for yardwork. pruners, gloves, spray bottle, they're great.
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At 67, I have fully earned this right.
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As summer wears on, the shorts grow longer. Over the knee by July 3, they say.
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What’s your cargo?
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(Wear Black voice) Wear Cargs
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because we all need 11 pockets no matter the situation
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I love this song
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It's too cold here!!
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I wear cargo shorts because they have pockets for my stuff and additional pockets for the stuff my kids randomly hand me because they don't feel like carrying it
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Done
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A few years ago I was on vacation in the summer and realized I forgot to pack shorts and had to stop by a Farm & Fleet and picked up a pair of Carhartt cargo shorts and they’re my faves now and I’ll never give them up even though I sat on something and they have a permanent black spot on the butt.
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How else is one to carry to deliveries for the various nobles of the land without cargo space
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My shorts aren't "cargo" per se. But by golly, they're shorts...woohoo!
Is that ok?
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It's pretty effed that cargo shorts went out of fashion right around the time phones started to get really big.
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Don't be ashamed of your short pants
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Dad quote of the day, right there.
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They're not cargo shorts, they're shorts with book pockets!
(Borrowed with permission from Dr Bae)
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I bought camo cargo shorts for a wrestling cosplay thing but now I just unironically wear them
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25+ years of extra pockets, will never stop.
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And don’t forget the zip off pant parts
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