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44 does seem a bit old to still have a nanny
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Percolates, radioactive salts that make a superfund site look like a children's daycare are throughout the entire Martian surface soil
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Look, you pierce your nipples your way, he can pierce his however he wants. 'Merikuh!
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Only works if you get custom shirts that say 'STAY MOSSY, MY FRONDS'
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So is the 'HOE' you?
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What sort of freaks answer the phone? That's all this is. I did one time and punched the buttons to tell them I was a gay black veteran who just looooved him some Mitt Romney.
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Here you go m.youtube.com/watch?v=otCp...
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Oh man, the Space X guys have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever, dropping it on EIon's head.
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Sometimes, rarely, evil is so far beyond twisted it results in something good for everybody. Go that hard, I believe in you.
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Sausage Knight is the name @pantster used to dance under in College
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this lex post is an excellent film subplot premise
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Their updated mission statement is to refocus on rural American priorities, as if these don’t go hand-in-hand with ag education, animal welfare, and veteran causes.
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Tractor Supply eliminated all of their efforts on inclusion and environmental conservation. I’ve eliminated them as an option to shop.
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How to set up a campfire?
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I actively flip this place off every time K drive down 880
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Yes, prison, that historically rehabilitative place where people all come out as their best selves.
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Woke mob of ticks using climate change to come for your hamburger www.wired.com/story/lone-s...
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Embroider a cool S on them and wear your Cool S Cargo shorts to the snail races.
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I mean a Hugh Laurie X Mickey Mouse fanfiction probably had to happen sometime sooner or later.
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Should be national news:
- Cop accused of grooming & raping 15 year old
- Two other cops had sex with her in cop cars
- She gets pregnant, found dead
- Cop was last one to see her alive, in apt where she was found
- Ruled suicide with no tests on DNA evidence
- No criminal charges against anyone
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Tommy Robinson has been arrested in Canada for…checks notes…being an illegal immigrant.
And I’ve only just repaired the Irony Klaxon.
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"Since Texas’ ban on abortion went into effect, infant deaths in the state increased by nearly 13%, according to a new analysis published on Monday in JAMA Pediatrics. In the rest of the country, infant mortality increased less than 2% over the same period."
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I’ve been not mining bitcoin for fifty years… where’s my money?
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The UK just banned puberty blockers, what would more engagement with her ‘concerns’ even look like
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Has he tried not sucking and doing the right thing, ever?
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If you get a gift link to work you're supposed to save it in the Internet Archive Wayback Machine
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Every day we fight the hobgoblins of smaller and smaller minds.
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International travel of course!
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And not in a cool way like that dead whale they blew up in Oregon back in the day
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In the 50s, the average CEO was paid 20 times the company’s lowest paid worker.
I’m old enough to remember when a serious debate existed to attempt to curb corporate pay ratios to 100:1. It seems like a long time ago.
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It's just a me, Mario!
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“My brother refuses to spend any of his hard earned murder money on us.”
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