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Scott Tate

@typhonicbeast.bsky.social

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Former bookseller and still there at heart. Probably some flavor of geek or nerd, depending on how you define the terms. He/him. Eclectic interests.


Scott Tate's avatar Scott Tate @typhonicbeast.bsky.social
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Why the hell are so many members of the media using soft language like "the changing legal landscape"? That's like covering 9/11 and headlining it as "the changing New York skyline."

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People have been coming up to him every day saying "Sir, please eat my dog"

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I'm normally a big fan of talking skulls but this one just doesn't do it for me.

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If this were a Star Trek TOS episode, that bust would be issuing proclamations to the crowd before eventually being exposed as a secret computer.

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loki~ sheepie 🫴✨💕's avatar loki~ sheepie 🫴✨💕 @loki.moe
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i think we really need to normalise asking "what does sex look like for you?" instead of just making assumptions and going off vibes during hookups and stuff

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It's possible that Belgium knows you exist but just can't decide whether to acknowledge it. Because, you know... Belgium waffles.

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James Downie's avatar James Downie @jamescdownie.bsky.social
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Sotomayor's dissent is chilling: "When [the president]...orders the Navy’s Seal Team 6 to assassinate a political rival? Immune. Organizes a military coup to hold onto power? Immune. Takes a bribe in exchange for a pardon? Immune. Immune, immune, immune."

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Chuck Wendig's avatar Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social
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"With fear for our democracy, I dissent," is about as bedrock and terrifying and vital a statement as you're going to get. That's a line you spraypaint on walls, that you ink into your skin. And it's chilling that it is necessary to say at all.

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Far from a hot take, but DAMN something needs done about SCOTUS.

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We fought a revolution to preemptively stake a claim to hoard all that here in the U.S.

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Scott Tate's avatar Scott Tate @typhonicbeast.bsky.social
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I think this is the same one that latched onto me briefly and was already nuked before I could block/report. These people ("people") are insidious.

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Jamison Foser's avatar Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social
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Donald Trump spent years encouraging his followers to use violence to his benefit and the New York Times editorial board spent years not calling on him to step down.

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Greg Pak's avatar Greg Pak @gregpak.bsky.social
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Look, I submitted a blank ballot in the D primary in NYC as a protest against Biden. But I don't have the deluded sense that the party can replace him NOW and not tear itself apart and lose the election. I don't think the NYT is operating in good faith here. I think they want Trump to win.

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Scott Tate's avatar Scott Tate @typhonicbeast.bsky.social
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But Barry, if you wait you can have 3x infinite prawns!

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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈's avatar David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social
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Recently, I was peer reviewing a paper, and it cited one of my papers. Except... it wasn't anything I had written. The title sounds like something I'd write. It included coauthors I work with, and was in a journal I've published in. But it wasn't real. AI is not good for science.

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Scott Tate's avatar Scott Tate @typhonicbeast.bsky.social
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Looking like a 2-headed 3-armed hybrid optimized for writing!

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John Scalzi's avatar John Scalzi @scalzi.com
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Dear bots posing as sex workers on Bluesky: The actual sex workers here are lovely and know not to drop random "sexy" photos into a conversation thread with no relation to the discussion at hand. So when I see you do that, I'm just going to block you. So, yeah, don't do that, thank you.

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Jamison Foser's avatar Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social
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Trump, Who Incited Insurrection After Losing In 2020, Refuses To Say He Will Accept Outcome of 2024 Election there's your fucking headline.

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... said America, getting into World War II. (Safe and happy travels, Jess.)

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Scott Tate's avatar Scott Tate @typhonicbeast.bsky.social
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Maybe it shocked them because it was in print and you should test that by going around and telling them right in their stupid faces.

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Ken Lowery's avatar Ken Lowery @kenlowery.bsky.social
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ah man starting to think opening the most miserable liminal spaces in modern America every other block and then locking all products behind glass so the one employee on hand can get to it 15 minutes from now ISN'T a great business model.

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Ayo 's avatar Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social
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“Excuse me? Excuse me, ma’am? Can you open this case? No, the condom case. Yeah, I need a twelve pack of extra medium nonlatex condoms. Hang on a second, there’s two brands, can you hold on a minute while I read the information on these different boxes of condoms? I need to get the right ones”

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Scott Tate's avatar Scott Tate @typhonicbeast.bsky.social
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Good thing that tunnel's full of Sluggo so that lion can't get loose.

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Zach Rabiroff's avatar Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.bsky.social
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Marvel: This is a children's comic based on a toy. Please help them sell toys so the toy company can give us money. Bill Mantlo: I am a mockery of a man, trapped in this unfeeling body, my touch as cold as death

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Little Greenis's avatar Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social
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Wow that’s an incredible name for a deer.

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Scott Tate's avatar Scott Tate @typhonicbeast.bsky.social
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I'm so old I remember when Star Trek was one show, no movies and Star Wars was one movie, no shows.

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I know we've all been saying this for years now but real things really need to stop sounding like Onion headlines

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The Beatles Bible 🍏's avatar The Beatles Bible 🍏 @beatlesbible.bsky.social
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25 June 1967:

The Beatles perform All You Need Is Love via satellite to 400 million people!

Ringo: "We were big enough to command an audience of that size, and it was for love. It was for love and bloody peace."

Watch it here:

www.beatlesbible.com/1967/06/25/t...

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Scott Tate's avatar Scott Tate @typhonicbeast.bsky.social
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This is both kind and evil and thus totally on brand

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Scott Tate's avatar Scott Tate @typhonicbeast.bsky.social
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Spider-Man, for a period around part of 1989-90, although he didn't know it for a while because of a glitch, just knew his power levels were off the charts.

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Magdalene Visaggio 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Magdalene Visaggio 🏳️‍⚧️ @magsvisaggio.com
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Tom Riker can play Nightbird no problem

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Scott Tate's avatar Scott Tate @typhonicbeast.bsky.social
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Henceforth I'm going to start ducking out of all awkward situations by saying "I've got to return to the past now"

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Scott Tate's avatar Scott Tate @typhonicbeast.bsky.social
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The world could use more people like Neil Gaiman and less people pretending online to be Neil Gaiman.

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Scott Tate's avatar Scott Tate @typhonicbeast.bsky.social
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Interesting timing... That Zane Grey novel first came out in 1925 and was made into a film right away... but this strip predates a remake of the film that came out relatively soon after, in 1955.

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