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Janel Comeau@verybadllama.bsky.social |
dear diary, it has been 437 days since my husband disappeared under mysterious circumstances. alas, I am unable to inform the police, for I am a mere woman.
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xero110
@xero110.bsky.social
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The people that hate Sharia law the most, are the ones running towards it the fastest.
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Tom Dennis
@thomasadennis.bsky.social
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The secret, they tell me, is in the sauce.
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Chris Dawe
@ctdawe.bsky.social
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That is some discourse he's got going over in The Bad Place.
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Brad Westness
@brad.westness.cc
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Someone do a wellness check on that guy's wife stat
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ZoΓ« Alice Minneapolis π³οΈββ§οΈ
@zoealicempls.bsky.social
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hereβs hoping his coffee tastes of almonds
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Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson
@sich.bsky.social
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Whenever I see an insane post like this, my reaction is always the same... Of course it's a blue check.
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SJones
@sjoneswastaken.bsky.social
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"a wife"
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Claire π
@isolinearchip.bsky.social
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Corey's really putting the prejudice in his adaptation of "Pride and Prejudice" there
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Lupuseverto
@lupuseverto.bsky.social
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Huh, when did nazi's start using the Moai* as a dogwhistle? *The Easter island head emoji.
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PFalcon - Brad
@pfalcon.bsky.social
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π€£
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Bill Jank
@billjank.bsky.social
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Can we have a moment of thanks for Taylor Swift bringing back the murder ballad?
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Meika Hidenori
@meikahidenori.bsky.social
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You know with the amount of posionus plants we keep in our homes there would be thousands of mysterious disappearances if this was a thing.
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MB Brown
@mbbrownsf.bsky.social
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βBut please enjoy some roast leg of lamb, Inspector, Officer.β
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penny π°π³οΈββ§οΈ
@bikeshorts.bsky.social
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it would be funnier if you changed your display name to Janel Mahler for this post
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Tom Trott
@tomtrott.com
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dear diary, my friends and I have all murdered our husbands and thanks to this new law the police cannot ask us about it
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Melanie Baker
@melle.ca
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Husband after husband, gone without a trace⦠and still, I make tea and work on my knitting.
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Cake3ater
@cake3eater.bsky.social
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βyes i am- terribly worried. whatβs a woman to do if nothing at all?β
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nick (he/him)
@nlbray.bsky.social
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To be fair, if that guy disappears, no one should inform the police.
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Getaway Cat
@kduffy.bsky.social
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He found the dumbest possible reason not to talk to the police
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Onno
@tinkerspider.bsky.social
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'After Society returned to the morals and values of the '50s, a wave of mysterious husband deaths appeared The medical community is still investigating, but has found no leads so far'
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John OβDonnell
@jodami.bsky.social
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βSarge, I think you could have told that lady about the ravine thatβs opened up in the road, I mean she may not be married.β
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Andrew M
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I mean not speaking to the police when her husband isn't around is Mirandaβs right
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Seentoomuch
@seentoomuch.bsky.social
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I'll take "Red Flags" for 1200, Alex.
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π΅πΈDr. Tim Henke (tΙͺm 'Ι¦ΙΕ.kΙ)
@timhenke.bsky.social
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that means you can never be arrested, too
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bongo goldstone
@bongogoldstone.bsky.social
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π π π
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The Big Bad Wolf
@tbbw1.bsky.social
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ππΊ
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@gknb.bsky.social
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To be honest, if I was getting interrogated by the cops, I would like to have my wife present for morale support and to tell me to shut up and wait for the lawyer. She is the best! π
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Shawn Adamsson
@adamsson.bsky.social
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Nazis gonna nazi. The guy is a waste of skin.
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GrumpyBen
@grumpyben.bsky.social
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"Goodbye Earl"
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Recent Pop Reference
@griffostrophe.bsky.social
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π
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Nihilistic Wrong Hordak
@shadow27.bsky.social
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I almost want to go back to Twit just to block him. Almost.
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Dan Yocum
@yocum137.bsky.social
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Lizzie Borden vibes.
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Kit of the Clan McKit
@thekitastrophe.bsky.social
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What why what? He sounds like the abortion protesters outside the clinics I escort at. Women are nothing but breeding chattel to them. A woman allowed on the loudspeaker to preach? Surely you jest, pagan scum.
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@aunlivingmatter.bsky.social
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if u looking as a "cheap coded ai bot writing erotic fiction/smut" lens, it can make a bit of sense.
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Alexandra Samios
@xanboni.bsky.social
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"mysterious circumstances" :)
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Victoria McIntosh
@vmcntosh.bsky.social
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Oh dear. But officer, my husband was in that car.
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Avram Grumer
@avramg.bsky.social
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Pretty handy if sheβs the one who killed him!
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Rain Dog
@brushwolf.bsky.social
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The original post makes me feel irrationally angry at the dude.
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mxhrad
@mxhrad.bsky.social
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The iron cross tells me that this guy should be punched any time he goes out in public.
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Wattle of Bits π³οΈβπ
@wattle.bsky.social
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In unrelated news, the harvest from my garden has been especially bountiful this year
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aghast (MINNESOTA ARC)
@shotdayparty.bsky.social
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anitamargarita
@anitamargarita.bsky.social
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TF is wrong with these people?
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Johanna Taylor @ JULY 23 π»π
@johannamation.bsky.social
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I shall daintily dry my tears with his thousands of dollars worth of life insurance that I had no other recourse but to cash out & claim for myself in his absence π
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