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Mr Beast is president and it's March and it's 135 degrees and I have to watch his sponsor AI play fortnite 2 for 20 minutes to earn points towards my "dignified burial" battle pass

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At the unveiling ceremony, Eric Adams is flipping switches on the back of ED-209, trying to turn on bluetooth so he can make it play Empire State of Mind and the thing is just blasting the crowd to bits

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it was the perfect storm of getting an ipad, finding games to play on the ipad, and having the sound on for some reason. I think it's been scrubbed from the app store

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Cigarette Smoking

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First they added skateboarding to the summer olympics, now they added breakdancing. What’s next, something else that’s cool?

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”'s avatar pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social
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President Biden’s debate strategy, dropping dead on stage and being wheeled off in a coffin, is unconventional to say the least … but it might just pay off

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(momentarily removing the ether rag from my face) I think the debates are going very well

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Thank you they'll be missed probably

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dammit I should have typed "candleinthewind.mp3"

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Signing a virtual retirement card for a coworker I've never met. AI prompt was like "want me to write something for you, that's something I can do" and I clicked yes but it wanted me to create an account so I just wrote "goodbye" but I don't think it saved

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House of 1000 Fionas's avatar House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social
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Rammstein's songs are about universal human experiences: man's inhumanity towards man, time's cruel & inexorable march forward, air show disasters, not having a mom bc you were grown in a lab, sex cannibals, being a lonely Bavarian who wants only for a woman with enormous jugs, &c

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it was their crazy town, we were just living in it :(

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Thinking of a world in which Lost Highway was released just a few years later, and a life altering Orbital remix of Crazy Town's "Butterfly" was on the soundtrack

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a van pulled up in front of my house and the business name on the door was "Telecom Contractor" like yeah right dude

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I Continue Knowing the Events in Which You Participated the Previous Summer

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Likes are hidden over there, now mutuals are displayed over here... boy I tell ya, it's a big day for "being on the computer"

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they're looking for malarkey based content I would assume

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Quitting out of a 90's FPS. "Aw does someone want to stop pwaying the game? You piece of shit fuck you. Go ahead you fucking baby. Return to your sorry ass desktop. I guess you're too scared, pussy." I'm not scared. It's almost dinner time. I need to wash the chard.

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OK I was on the jury for the trump hush money trial and I'm ready to speak. He shit his pants every day and at one point he turned to the jury and opened the top of his skull with a small key and there was scrambled eggs in there. He pointed at the scrambled eggs, they appeared to be warm

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Kate put him together because I am TOO STUPID

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Animal Well just sent a document to my printer. I didn’t know I was connected to the printer. My brain hurts.

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It's just your standard christ fig tree parable (CFTP)

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Everybody go ahead and peel back the cover on your night pudding

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For supper i ate an entire bottle of brain enhancing pills i found in a gas station outside atlanta.

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The Sopranos was briefly in syndication on basic cable and it was weird

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This delivery vehicle STOPS for our BOYS in BLUE... and if that's SOMETHING you don't LIKE, I'll SHOOT you in the FACE with my GUN.

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Director of the Ewonk’s, the characters we all know and love

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An issue of Starblazer from 1985 confirms it, Dune > Star Wars. Also Steven Spielberg is involved somehow

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Dead Kennedys California Uber Alles Voice: the aurora borealis

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We now switch live to the inside of RFK Jr's skull moments before the debate. It appears that... yes we're getting confirmation that the worm is still alive, and looking quite handsome.

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