Christine Green

@whitehorsemews.bsky.social

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Literary Agent, Devon and London

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b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:38 UTC

oh, you might say, the president can’t issue corrupt pardons. ah. but john roberts says that not only can he issue corrupt pardons, but if he tells his staff they are corrupt in the course of issuing them, that evidence is inadmissible in the event that you could somehow prosecute the corruption

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Christine Green @whitehorsemews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 18:34 UTC

God Help The USA

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Christine Green @whitehorsemews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 18:30 UTC

Definitely red panda vibes here…

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Christine Green @whitehorsemews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 12:26 UTC

Giving us all a Very Hard Stare. Unfortunately, this isn’t quite as effective as he thinks it is…

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Lisa @footenotes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 11:43 UTC

Taylor Swift is talented, hard working, 34 year old entrepreneur who keeps performing despite now being fabulously wealthy - a perfect role model for any child.

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Christine Green @whitehorsemews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 12:34 UTC

There you go. Calm restored…

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Christine Green @whitehorsemews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 12:00 UTC

I fear you and Secondary Human don’t understand that when you’ve succeeded in getting your followers totally hooked on a daily fix of Tortie Kitty, we’re going to get very restive when the supply is cut off…

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Will Anthony @willanth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 07:08 UTC

Australia really, *really* needs anti-SLAPP laws.

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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 11:04 UTC

Fixed it

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Christine Green @whitehorsemews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 11:36 UTC

WHERE IS TORTIE?!

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Marilyn Munster @heyfren.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 05:31 UTC

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Marilyn Munster @heyfren.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 04:24 UTC

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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 12:04 UTC

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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 11:02 UTC

Ha ha, also wasn't he the singer in Gang of Four?

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 16:19 UTC

"Conscience is but a word that cowards use, Devis'd at first to keep the strong in awe: Our strong arms be our conscience, swords our law." "DAAAAD! Charlotte's doing Richard III asides again!"

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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 16:57 UTC

This is BRILLIANT. This makes me like Labour a LOT more. Cheers, you clueless fucking ANTS.

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Christine Green @whitehorsemews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 12:10 UTC

She’s fearless. She’s seen the worst, looked it in the eye and dealt with it. ‘Am I bovvered?’

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 11:20 UTC

I fucking knew it.

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 13:04 UTC

Well I'm satisfied, put this thing in charge of firing control immediately

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Christine Green @whitehorsemews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 18:44 UTC

A Weeping Angel if ever I saw one…

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Ceri Shields @cerishields.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 11:46 UTC

Putting in carpets and tickled that our fitters turn out to be a couple of Brazilians, Ezekiel and Rafael. That is some biblical quality carpet fitting! (BTW, the Brazilian method of carpet fitting is obviously where you end up with just a narrow, neat strip of carpet down the middle of the room.)

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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 17:56 UTC

please, for the love of god, i need this to happen

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Christine Green @whitehorsemews.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 11:49 UTC

You may well ask…

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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 10:28 UTC

The two-state solution, today.

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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social
[ View ] May 26, 2024 at 18:42 UTC

The first constituency in the list I promised where tactical voting or a big push could swing it away from the Conservatives: SOUTH DEVON It’s not a Lib Dem target, but the word from the ground is their candidate Caroline Voaden could win this with support from Labour and the Greens. Pass it on.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social
[ View ] May 27, 2024 at 06:26 UTC

Rooster Rogers, PI, checked his reflection in the mirrored glass before entering. This place didn't look too seedy, but this was the address where the mole insisted all the chicks went missing

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Christine Green @whitehorsemews.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 16:42 UTC

Sleep is clearly not a thing to be taken lightly

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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 15:54 UTC

At this stage, I'm simply assuming his comms team hate him.

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Christine Green @whitehorsemews.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 16:31 UTC

Optician’s is probably better, though. ‘Should’ve gone to Specsavers’ would apply in many circs here

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Christine Green @whitehorsemews.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 16:30 UTC

There I go again, wearing my specs on my head instead of… *sewage farm*

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Christine Green @whitehorsemews.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 16:25 UTC

Vacancies at the local seeage farm?

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social
[ View ] May 19, 2024 at 15:42 UTC

"What have you been told happens to kitties that try to catch the big fishies?" "The big fishies push them into the pond." "What happened last time?" "They pushed me into the pond." "What happened this time?" "They pushed me into the pond."

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social
[ View ] May 19, 2024 at 07:36 UTC

Picture taken just before she got distracted by an insect, lost her balance, absolutely stacked it and fell off. Obviously.

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Christine Green @whitehorsemews.bsky.social
[ View ] May 19, 2024 at 15:42 UTC

One day of sunshine is all it takes… After two days, we’re whinging that it’s too hot, we can’t sleep at night and the hosepipe ban is announced. Enjoy the one day…

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Ceri Shields @cerishields.bsky.social
[ View ] May 10, 2024 at 14:39 UTC

More commentary on the Stormy Daniels cross-examination yesterday

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Ceri Shields @cerishields.bsky.social
[ View ] May 16, 2024 at 16:07 UTC

And more generally, I’ve several times recently been distracted by screen detectives saying, ‘I don’t BELIEVE in coincidences.’ You don’t? What kind of an idiot are you?

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Christine Green @whitehorsemews.bsky.social
[ View ] May 17, 2024 at 15:21 UTC

And nor should it

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[ View ] May 17, 2024 at 15:21 UTC

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Ceri Shields @cerishields.bsky.social
[ View ] May 17, 2024 at 10:04 UTC

BTW, tangentially, re. cork: I’ve a family legend about my dad eating at the home of fancy continental friends & finding pumpernickel, of which he was ignorant, on the side plate. He thought they’d accidentally put a cork place mat on top of the plate so corrected that error, to everyone’s surprise.

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Ceri Shields @cerishields.bsky.social
[ View ] May 17, 2024 at 09:19 UTC

When you’ve eaten your own pizza and salad and then half of everyone else’s pizzas and then tiramisu and THEN you think it is a good idea to have the Nutella pizza as well, that is when you realise you have died and gone to cholesterol.

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Christine Green @whitehorsemews.bsky.social
[ View ] May 17, 2024 at 13:14 UTC

A little editorial advice — this page needs to be cut…

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Christine Green @whitehorsemews.bsky.social
[ View ] May 15, 2024 at 18:57 UTC

Pictures or it didn’t happen…

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[ View ] May 14, 2024 at 18:54 UTC

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social
[ View ] May 11, 2024 at 08:42 UTC

Yes that's right. I just cleaned that table so that you could stick your arse on it.

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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.bsky.social
[ View ] May 10, 2024 at 08:57 UTC

British journalism would be significantly improved by simply requiring that every paragraph of a Dominic Cummings interview end with the words: "Of course, his behaviour while in government shows that he's talking horseshit."

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Christine Green @whitehorsemews.bsky.social
[ View ] May 04, 2024 at 23:05 UTC

‘I’m sorry I’m five hours late, my clothes are covered in hairs and I’m covered in hives. The cat was sleeping on me and just looked soooo comfortable…’

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Christine Green @whitehorsemews.bsky.social
[ View ] May 04, 2024 at 16:49 UTC

It is a huge relief to know that Londoners react badly to a hate-filled, racist, culture-wars-focussed campaign…

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Christine Green @whitehorsemews.bsky.social
[ View ] May 04, 2024 at 16:45 UTC

Susan Hall’s face is a picture — she’s shaking her head, eye-rolling, harrumphing at every word Khan says — when he’s thanking Londoners, thanking his family, whatever he says. The very picture of gracelessness in defeat…

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Christine Green @whitehorsemews.bsky.social
[ View ] May 04, 2024 at 16:39 UTC

‘No, don’t worry, I’ll check it out. It’s probably for me anyway…’

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