Adam Passion

@adampassion.bsky.social

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The Human Man. Cohost of Art Is Dead. Mascot of the Arcade. Friend of Abraham Lincoln.

Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:19 UTC

"Don't forget to vote, but if you're gonna vote for not my guy you might as well not be voting." That's you. That's what you sound like.

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:44 UTC

When you follow up "Voting is important" with "but you can't vote for a third party, you have to vote for MY GUY" I can't imagine why some people would feel as though they don't want to participate at all.

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:53 UTC

My bad.

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:50 UTC

Voting is sufficient? Not sure about that, boss.

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:44 UTC

This Independence Day, I'm thankful to be living in a country where I'm routinely shamed into voting a certain way months before an election. Whoo-hoo! Can you feel that freedom??

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:14 UTC

The wilhelm scream isn't funny. Those characters are dying

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 14:38 UTC

I'll go hard at The Wire. I don't care. I'm not afraid of three downvotes.

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:17 UTC

"Crushing it." 🙄🙄🙄

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Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 16:42 UTC

Touch ass

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:27 UTC

There comes a day when a man has to finally clean the inside of the oven in his apartment and that day is tomorrow maybe

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 15:35 UTC

The bandcamp app and the app that I use for the washing machines in my apartment complex look far too similar. I probably shouldn't keep them right next to each other, lest one day I may inadvertently support local independent laundry.

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 02:52 UTC

I wish!

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 02:39 UTC

truly

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 01:40 UTC

We live in the universe where technology keeps getting shittier and shittier and I think that's sad.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 19:49 UTC

You're telling me a gorilla made this glue

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 12:00 UTC

Heroes don't always have to be intrepid

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Kendra, regular version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 04:53 UTC

Not me thinking therefore am being!

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Kelly @kimtopher22.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 13:08 UTC

My advice for people getting married is don't.

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 04:18 UTC

Still not gonna call them that.

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 22:11 UTC

Please stop calling them that.

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 00:17 UTC

When your mobile provider actively tries to make you hope that they go bankrupt...

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 16:14 UTC

I see people saying that X is a cesspool now and that's why they're jumping ship but no one will elaborate. The hell's going on over there?

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 18:44 UTC

1. Followers 2. Likes 3. ??? 4. PROFIT!

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 13:59 UTC

Turns out that the enemy of my enemy is actually me.

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 17:46 UTC

I forgot how to make jokes.

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 17:12 UTC

they wont let me anywhere near greatness

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 17:42 UTC

This is beautiful. Thanks for sharing!

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 17:41 UTC

If it's all robots then who's that guy?

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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 00:19 UTC

"Pride was a Riot" Pasteups in Pittsburgh

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 23:13 UTC

Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈✌️

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 21:27 UTC

Prove me wrong.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 16:42 UTC

Thinkin about having a nice afternoon

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Helen Whistberry @whistberry.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:42 UTC

It would be nice to think this meant anything

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 18:44 UTC

Remember when we used to refer to an "illegitimate supreme court?" Perhaps we ought to begin doing that again.

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 20:43 UTC

Stop calling them that.

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] May 27, 2024 at 14:03 UTC

Can't help it.

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] May 27, 2024 at 10:01 UTC

Today we give respect to those brave souls who stay horny on main.

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] May 25, 2024 at 20:45 UTC

Looking forward to never ever making another human connection.

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] May 25, 2024 at 20:34 UTC

Try not to think about it.

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.bsky.social
[ View ] May 25, 2024 at 17:29 UTC

’tis known I am a pretty piece of flesh.

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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social
[ View ] May 25, 2024 at 01:15 UTC

They should stop making sequels that create a whole new game from scratch and just make game sized add ons for the first game. That way you can retroactively improve on the old game while adding a whole new story.

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] May 25, 2024 at 20:05 UTC

I will not add more crystals

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] May 25, 2024 at 18:19 UTC

.rtf for LIFE! The rest of you sellouts are suckers.

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] May 25, 2024 at 18:13 UTC

Me vs corned beef

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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 19:30 UTC

Too many screens and pads. I want dials, knobs, and levers.

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qdot @buttplug.engineer
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 18:33 UTC

none pizza left glue

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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 14:45 UTC

court reform is not some niche issue for activists, it’s the policy precondition that unlocks every other policy goal the Democratic Party has. it’s that or decades of right wing theocracy; no in-betweens

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Normal Deer @onomatophobe.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 13:47 UTC

I forgot that I don't need to give a shit at work 😌

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Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 12:41 UTC

If your post reads "What's your favorite ____ and why is it _____?" you're annoying.

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