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I love cilantro, pineapple on pizza, Red Delicious apples, and Diet Pepsi- I’m quite controversial. she/her

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My mom dressed up her dog last St. Patrick’s Day and he looked like a member of the Peaky Blinders cast.

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Time travelers: I have one, unused, mint condition 2023 day planner for sale. Serious inquiries only.

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For a while you can keep your shoes neatly arranged in "shoe racks", but they always gradually escape until they are once again roaming the apartment in feral bands & worshipping Ba'al.

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Aries: you woke up extra early on a Saturday to get started on your worrying but I think you can do even better by lying awake worrying all night tonight.

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After not painting in any meaningful way for a long time, I finished this little piece yesterday. It felt good to create something again. Fox in Snow, oil on 6 x 6 canvas panel.

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I’m a bit of a nervous flyer and takeoff is the worst time for me. As we became airborne yesterday, I could only think of one phrase and I said it over and over like a mantra: Février est le deuxième mois de l’année. 658 days in a row of Duolingo might actually be paying off lol.

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my dad on The Bear golden globe win: “I didn’t get it. The intensity was like he was trying to stop nuclear weaponry but he was just making a sandwich”

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Wow! I didn’t know Netflix made a show about Blockbuster- my husband and I have a lot of nostalgia for going to Blockbuster and we mention it a lot so it was on my mind when I thought of the whole idea.

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Always a bridesmaid never a cursed Corsican ram skull you bought in a creepy little shop while on vacation and hung above your couch.

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And you, a stranger with no name, no memory, searching for answers that you don’t know yet are on that truck.

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I love it when I’m hitchhiking across the desert and a semi carrying ufo parts races by, gently moving my sideburns in the breeze

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(Honestly making this up as I type it so bear with me.) A sitcom where two people work in a Blockbuster video store and very slowly begin to realize they are dead and in the afterlife and we learn their stories as well as the stories of their customers as they rent movies.

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going to go into the woods and find peace (turn into a mouse with a tiny bindle and take shelter under a mushroom cap)

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HER: [text] Im breaking up with you. You focus on the wrong things. ME: [text] *I'm

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I’d love to write a tweet about a simple, slow-growing plant that typically forms a low, crusty, leaflike, or branching growth on rocks, walls, and trees, but I don’t know what I would lichen it to.

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A twilight zone episode about twilight zone being the only thing that’s ever on tv

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Y’all who didn’t come up during the late 80s/early 90s have no idea what a sexy time it was. Chris Isaak’s Wicked Game is one of the horniest songs ever and we all just listened to it and were walking around like loaded guns ready to go off at any moment.

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An owl woke me this morning. I stood and looked out the window and just caught its silhouette flying. I realize there’s something deeply mystical and prophetic about this but I’m still going to post about bearded clams today

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My family is the kind of neurotic family who are apologizing for the gift we’ve given you before you even have it fully unwrapped.

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This is the best thing ever written on social media, ever. 🏆

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Jay Leno is French for “I have the no”

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Sometimes I think about taking an adult hip hop dance class but then I sometimes punch myself in the neck taking off my shirt and I reconsider the notion.

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If you see the Christmas Opossum putting out presents, it just falls to the floor, and pretends to be asleep, lol.

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A change in the simulation code resulting in us all waking up one day and the concept of Santa Claus has been replaced by the concept of Christmas Opossum.

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It wouldn't be a holiday if in one breath my mom didn't wish me a Merry Christmas and tell me who just died.

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A man hands you a box, telling you it is full of your worst fears. The reality is the box is empty but oh how you fill it still.

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A coworker leaves work at the same time as I do and travels the same direction for several miles. “Please stop”, I whisper to myself with tears in my eyes. “Why me dear god”, I say out loud when we meet side by side at a red light.

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I read a lot of horror so this is on me, but it NEVER fails that I get to the grossest, most descriptive part of a book as soon as I sit down to eat, lol

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Overheard conversational nuggets that make you dumber volume 1 "Sad? It was more than sad. I mean, she was literally prostate with grief."

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Dying on a hill is amateur hour. Die on a frozen mountaintop to really drive home your point. That your corpse is irretrievable

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What if we kissed under the mistletoad

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“baby, it’s cold outside” - me, explaining society to a baby

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the Twelve Days of Christmas is just a song about being in a relationship with a hoarder

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