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Katie Didn’t

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enjoy the process 💜

•I’m @pork_chop_hair everywhere else•

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Katie Didn’t's avatar Katie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social
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If I arrive at your party and you ask me to help cut up the pineapple, I’m mad at you.

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The other night I dreamed about a sudden, thick gravity. It felt like a clear jello we were all forced to live, breathe and move in. Everything felt slow, taxing and awful. “Let’s have sex again”, you said to me in the dream, not noticing a difference.

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RM's avatar RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social
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Dogs hate fireworks because, like all higher creatures, they detest war.

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andy van slyke's avatar andy van slyke @im-all-id.bsky.social
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My job's cybersecurity training said to "never assume a connection is real" and I was like I'm WAY ahead of you, pal

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Hi, it’s Abby. Yep.'s avatar Hi, it’s Abby. Yep. @abbycohenwl.bsky.social
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whoa the lighting in this bathroom is really unflattering. i hope

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geeky steven 's avatar geeky steven @geekysteven.bsky.social
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The most realistic part of The Terminator is that within five minutes of arriving in America Kyle Reese acquired two guns

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If it wasn’t so illegal to mail you a rainbow, you know I would.

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The trick is to not think about it too much, but to also consider all of this.

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born miserable's avatar born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social
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showing my age by removing my epidermis, dermis, subcutaneous tissue, fat, and muscle layers until I am nothing but a set of bones poorly strung together like a secondhand xylophone that plays only in the key of desolation

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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I think places should do more to fuck with tourists. Name every restaurant in Delhi "Indian Restaurant" . Every building in London taller than one story is now the Tower. All water in Australia is Sydney Harbour.

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I’ll plate the lasagna while you crank up the AC. This is going to be amazing.

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filth_waste's avatar filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social
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(exhaling until i've sandblasted away every noticeable contour on your corporeal form) i guess

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Adobe Creative Clout Services's avatar Adobe Creative Clout Services @drangel.bsky.social
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Once I saw a dude podcaster arguing with his lady co host that the New York marathon was absolutely longer than the Boston marathon and he knew because he had run them both and that's the best example I can think of to explain men

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Come on in, wool-encased tea addict. Plenty of room.

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Charlie Bukowski's avatar Charlie Bukowski @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social
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My biggest kink is when you notice I’m still breathing.

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Swell guy's avatar Swell guy @lettuce.bsky.social
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"whatever" I shrug, as Anubis weighs my soul and finds it wanting

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Dominic Caruso's avatar Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social
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Let’s go kick rocks. I signed us up for a league.

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Katie Didn’t's avatar Katie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social
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Come in, she said I'll give ya shelter from the politics

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You know those bubbles that bloop up in a water cooler after you fill a little Dixie cup? Yeah. Like that. But quieter.

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ah the essence of scream. my favorite scent.

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Taking a break from screaming to let out a few tiny, angry squeaks instead.

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If you accuse me of “screaming like a girl” please know my versatility doesn’t end there. I can also scream like a man, a goat, or an elderly woman. My range of screams encapsulates reckless abandon, transcending all gender, beings and sound. In essence, I Am Scream.

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Rogs 🤖's avatar Rogs 🤖 @stev.bsky.social
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The air was thick with dust but like dust made of water like thick with misty dust of water fog

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warmyellowlight 's avatar warmyellowlight @warmyellowlight.bsky.social
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person that spends their whole life slowly figuring out how to be a human

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zoey's avatar zoey @sluucker.bsky.social
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telling the small alien i found that he lacks sincerity

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Mary Gillis's avatar Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social
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Wasn't the whole point of the US that they didn't want to be ruled by a mad king?

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Sweetie π's avatar Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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I’m really into finding out. In fact, that’s the only reason I fuck around.

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Pretty Good Mike's avatar Pretty Good Mike @prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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that’s cool babe, hey, i’m gonna go lay in the dark for a while

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little lamb 's avatar little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social
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You’re going to love pins bro they’re like bumper stickers for your shirt

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vineyille's avatar vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social
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Kind hippie with a green sock on his hand: why are there so many songs about rainbows? Me crying uncontrollably but in a very cool way: yeah I dunno man I've also wondered this

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dan mentos's avatar dan mentos @danmentos.com
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they should make the whole cup of coffee out of the first sip

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Ray 's avatar Ray @sireviscerate.bsky.social
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*succumbing to injuries suffered from getting hit by a Smart car* please just tell everyone it was a regular car

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle's avatar Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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Yes I dangled a modifier, but I did it for you.

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Jason, ex Inferis's avatar Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
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My incredulous ass could never pull off role play. I’d be naked asking how long she’s been an astronaut

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mr. cannoli's avatar mr. cannoli @boner.ink
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*dragging another skeleton into the closet* this is so smart, no one ever thinks to check in here

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La Captain Oblivious's avatar La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Just heard some rumors about me and what I did was NOT OKAY.

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Tusk Jenkins 's avatar Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social
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Apparently my milky way accent is so strong I'm not taken seriously in other acting galaxies? Fuxitron 'em all then. Fuxitron 'em allbot straight to 01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100

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warmyellowlight 's avatar warmyellowlight @warmyellowlight.bsky.social
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if you place all your furniture in the center of your rooms you can use the outer portion of the rooms like a track

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