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Anil Kalhan

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Demanding "no monkey pushing" and no lessons about fossil fuels that might "cast the oil-and-gas industry in a bad light," Texas education commissars move to block science textbooks from eight publishers—🎁:

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Porter's avatar Porter @porter79.bsky.social
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all the smartest politicians come from Tex-ASS

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Mark Shore's avatar Mark Shore @markshore.bsky.social
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I'd already seen the climate change denial part, but "no monkey pushing" takes things back a century. These really are the worst kind of deeply stupid reactionaries, who shouldn't have even a trace of influence on public education, let alone control of curriculums and staffing.

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Tygh Walker's avatar Tygh Walker @tygh.bsky.social
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That’s why Texas is the one star state.

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JessTerraformEarth 🌏 💚 🌈 💧 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇳🇿's avatar JessTerraformEarth 🌏 💚 🌈 💧 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇳🇿 @jessterraformearth.bsky.social
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Wow, the Scopes Monkey Trial was almost exactly a century ago.

Nice one, Tex. 🙄🙄🙄🤪 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_T....

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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist's avatar Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com
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If only they were greedy assholes OR fucking idiots instead of being both…

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Apple Tony 3's avatar Apple Tony 3 @appletony3.bsky.social
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MONKEY PUSHING!

youtu.be/TuZNh11qOI0?...

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Jim Silver's avatar Jim Silver @jimlsilver.bsky.social
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Never forget that Oswald shot JFK from the Texas Schoolbook Depository. Coincidence? Hmmmm.

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Inhuman Interest 's avatar Inhuman Interest @inhumaninterest.bsky.social
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The irony is that, taken literally, "no monkey pushing" is actually an important lesson that would certainly help reduce the number of people bitten by monkeys.

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Stars Fan's avatar Stars Fan @starsfan.bsky.social
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All the while, Texans have a Governor who is forcing a 4th special session, and threatened more, if the texas congress does not approve vouchers to attend private schools. Essentially providing welfare for those who can afford it and taking money away from public schools.

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Citizen E's avatar Citizen E @citizene.bsky.social
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Time to make degrees from Texas illegitimate.

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Every so often I think about moving home, and then I read something like this.

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The Farmer Jones's avatar The Farmer Jones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social
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@sciencedjv.bsky.social I blame you

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Colin Gerbode's avatar Colin Gerbode @brainguy63.bsky.social
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I try not to push monkeys. They bite. Much like Texas textbook standards.

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Devin𓅃's avatar Devin𓅃 @devin-eleven.bsky.social
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Apparently Texas is a time machine that only goes backwards.

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Anil Kalhan's avatar Anil Kalhan @akalhan.bsky.social
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Incidentally, if Christian nationalist House Speaker Mike Johnson ever decides to start a band, it should definitely be named "No Monkey Pushing"

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Maxmax's avatar Maxmax @maxmax.bsky.social
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A thin silver lining to this dark cloud:

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India not Bharat's avatar India not Bharat @privatechand.bsky.social
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How long do you think before TX and FL students really start to struggle with college admissions outside their state?

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Erratic Reader's avatar Erratic Reader @randomreader.bsky.social
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Oof. "Texas education commissars."

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Matthew's avatar Matthew @calmeilles.bsky.social
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The Ministry of Peace concerns itself with war, the Ministry of Truth with lies, the Ministry of Love with torture and the Ministry of Plenty with starvation. These contradictions are not accidental, nor do they result from ordinary hypocrisy: they are deliberate exercises in doublethink. — 1984

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FatFugu's avatar FatFugu @fatfugu.bsky.social
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Lost States of America

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Ma Joad 's avatar Ma Joad @majoad.bsky.social
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Buncha knuckle draggers.

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Diane Shaw's avatar Diane Shaw @museocat.bsky.social
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The Texas school textbook market is huge & influential with publishers and so the content decisions that Texas makes affects what gets taught in other states’ schools as well, unfortunately.

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Tío Coño's avatar Tío Coño @tiocono.bsky.social
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The irony of a bunch of reptile brained primates denying evolution

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