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Because it's an obnoxious shade of blue just like tarps are obnoxious? I dunno lol

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And was far too painful to give up so soon and the other one had been beautiful and perfect the entire 4 months I've had it lol. The other one can figure it out.

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My one nip piercing is almost always angry, it gets these really angry red bumps, then they go away for a week or two then they come up again and I'm so annoyed. Like I've had it for almost a year, fucking calm down. I will not remove it until there is no other option because that shit cost too much

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Saw a couple on a date. He was trying so hard to not smile at every little thing she said and did, I wanted to shake her and tell her to let him love her.

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I rarely watch movies but I watch TV, but it's like things I've seen a million times, not much new stuff

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I keep meaning to get back to streaming now that i have a functional space, but my body has other plans of being completely exhausted and incapable of doing anything instead, so maybe I'll try again next week on my days off

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darth™️'s avatar darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social
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why doesn't stuff like this just happen to me

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I am quite tired, but my body also likes to suddenly get energy when I need to go to bed

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I have to try to force myself to start getting ready for bed around 9pm tonight, and as a night owl, this will be my hell

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Does anyone here live in Edmonton? I had to move for a job but I don't know anyone here, and I'd like some friends

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🍉Amelia🍉's avatar 🍉Amelia🍉 @theartfulldodger.bsky.social
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She was a leather jacket woman in a puffer jacket world

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I've been sick for like 3 weeks and I am ready to not be sick, but it doesn't seem to be going away 😒

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The Onion's avatar The Onion @theonion.com
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luke the myoclonic jerk's avatar luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social
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Cats are like bumper stickers; if you have more than three I’m cool with it but passively concerned

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John ✦°'s avatar John ✦° @johnchavez.io
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I said a while back that Insta would be adding things to push people into buying into their "verified" program. Right now there are not that many incentives. Threads will fall under this as well. Again, why Bluesky is a better alternative.

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I was breathing a sigh of relief rather than taking in what they had posted every time I came across a post from someone I *actually* followed. It had already passed the point I considered it unusable.

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Love to take a break from tv to do tv on my phone

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Jamsheed Studios's avatar Jamsheed Studios @jamsheedstudios.bsky.social
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Technology gave us social media, and capitalism is gonna take it away.

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I just wanted to see my friends' vacation photos and suddenly I'm drowning in fast fashion influencers and unskippable ads

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Paris Marx's avatar Paris Marx @parismarx.bsky.social
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you’d almost say meta wants to kill instagram

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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Mexico just elected a woman who happens to be Jewish and is a climate scientist to be President and boy am I fucking glad to be discussing that on Bluesky and not Twitter

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Shoegaze Dad☭'s avatar Shoegaze Dad☭ @shoegaze-dad.bsky.social
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Wow, look at your timeline. You barely post, and when you do it's about going outside and seeing friends. You're never going to win with behavior like that

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luke the myoclonic jerk's avatar luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social
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Still rocks me that Looney Tunes did a better job of handling this history than 99% of politicians, textbooks, and media

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luke the myoclonic jerk's avatar luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social
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when you're publicly high-functioning despite your overwhelming mental illness so people feel comfortable demanding a large amount of emotional labor from you and then get mad when you don't deliver because all of your effort and ability is already exhausted maintaining your high-functioning persona

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luke the myoclonic jerk's avatar luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social
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I’m gleefully looking forward to the next time a billionaire takes themself out in some spectacularly arrogant way Idea: when anyone gets $1B we shoot fireworks spelling out their name over every major city because well done, chap! Or whatever And then we eat them and divide up the money 😊

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luke the myoclonic jerk's avatar luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social
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That is the smile of joy and accomplishment

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Look how many trucks are in Egypt waiting for the Rafah border crossing to reopen (h/t Reuters)

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Touching things on this app now causes vibrations, how to change this?

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luke the myoclonic jerk's avatar luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social
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I call this chapter of my life “at least the rent is paid”

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And money makes sure I can afford basic necessities to be alive and therapy that may help me want to be alive, and that would make me pretty happy, so I think money does indeed buy happiness.

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Proud. 🏆 Photo from my collection, ca. 1970s.

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I’m not a super clean freak or anything but the whole idea of carpeted bathrooms is absolutely grody.

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luke the myoclonic jerk's avatar luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social
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I just got straight murdered by this. Like it didn’t just attack me, I am now dead

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I need my work schedule to have a 4 day week with a 5 day week paycheck. It's offered where I work, but I'd lose like $300ish a pay and I am too poor to lose that much.

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I was supposed to see him today but his car decided to break and his place is not fit for 2 people 😒

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Excuse me while I wither away into nothingness because I won't be seeing this guy for THREE WEEKS, after I've been seeing him every week for like 3 months 😪

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Audiobooks are such a struggle for me, I've listened to 2 books now and I barely know what happened because I just can't focus on it, but I'm considering the books to be read, just don't ask me what happened because I barely know.

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Trashy McTrashface's avatar Trashy McTrashface @416raccoon.bsky.social
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Me at work today, standing in a room full of shit to do: i gotta do X. I gotta do Y. But first i gotta do A. And then B. But FIRST I gotta PEE. Like hi i gotta still remind myself to go pee and also drink water regularly i am 42 and just got an ADHD diagnosis how did the adults in my life miss it

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I have a job interview with the government tomorrow afternoon and I'm NERVOUS.

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worm food 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸's avatar worm food 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls.bsky.social
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lauren i know there’s sex in biology we’re talking about astrophysics

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Rosemary Mosco's avatar Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com
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Don't be fooled. An older comic.

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