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Al Yankovic@alyankovic.bsky.social |
Finally, a retail store that caters to my extremely specific medical condition!
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Anna Hughes
@annaghughes.bsky.social
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can't smell my own skin stop[p]ing
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Joey Tufo
@joeytufo.bsky.social
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The plot to Speed 3 is wild but Keanu got this
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Lord Chris Hanrahan (He/Him)
@chrishanrahan.bsky.social
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No Spatulas, move along.
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Scott G
@gipsonwands.bsky.social
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Nope
@torshi.bsky.social
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I too suffer from "stoping". Sorry to hear
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Matthew Downhour
@matthewdownhour.bsky.social
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Vaxxed?
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Alice Roberts sounds fine
@matat.bsky.social
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Weirdest Al Yankee candle label yet…
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Ben the Hammerhead
@benhammerhead.bsky.social
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Crikey, ..you.. might not be able to, but Marta has whipped out her church fan and is giving you some serious side eye. I think she’s praying you could smell yourself.
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Boring Weirdo
@ihavenodomain.bsky.social
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“If you were stationed at or near Camp Lejeune and can no longer smell your own skin, you may be entitled to compensation.”
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@phrezal.bsky.social
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All my support for your dermatoanosmia Al 😢 As a blepharoanosmic myself I know the struggle!
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Criag
@craigpsutton.bsky.social
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Help! I have no nose and I must smell my own skin!
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Jovany
@jovany13.bsky.social
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Niches make riches.
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Declan Reilly
@declander.bsky.social
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I Can't Smell My Own Skin,and I Must Cream. A short story by Harlan Ellison.
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Kelly Oristano
@kellyo101.bsky.social
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Is this going to be your first parody of a Police song? I can't I can't, I can't stop smelling....
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Michael
@michaelscotthand.com
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It rubs the lotion on it skin
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Josh Dobbin
@joshdobbin.bsky.social
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The "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" for auto-olfactory disorders
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@rowancrowe.bsky.social
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Jeff Holland
@jkholland.bsky.social
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Just double check real quick, was this an early 90's b-side of yours
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CherryFlavouredMusic
@rvrs.bsky.social
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You should go see a doctor about that.
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Bits
@bitshammer.bsky.social
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But do you smell like teen spirit?
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Kezz
@kezzcat.bsky.social
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"Can't? Or won't?"
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Tech the sodacat
@sodacat.bsky.social
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hi al
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music/musical comedy) 🫱🏻🫲🏾
@captainambivalent.com
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Many zombies are excited!
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Perspective Switch
@duckiewuckie.bsky.social
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i can’t smell my own skin!
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🎆 Nevetsboy (is a firecracker) 🎇
@nevetsboy.bsky.social
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Is that what "The Rock" has been cooking?
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@scottiematthew.bsky.social
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Waiting for someone with photoshopping skills to change the word Skin to Gas. I’ll be 57 in two weeks.
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Dag.
@3fecta.bsky.social
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They took over the leftorium's space. This stinks.
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Mary McDowell
@grunklemary.bsky.social
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Can't stop smelling Won't stop smelling I SMELL ALL
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@ninjamonkky.bsky.social
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Can't get enough, of that Weird Al Stankovic, eh?
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Kiffa (aka Chris)
@kiffa.bsky.social
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At least it's far more socially acceptable than "can't stop smelling *other people's* skin".
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Robb
@buckyunderbelly.bsky.social
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Ing must be stopped! AT ALL COSTS!
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Smeagol
@smeagol92055.bsky.social
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It's not a hardware store but it'll do.
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Lauryn Reh - he/him - burn before reading - 🏳️🌈
@shadowreh.bsky.social
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Can't smell your own skin stopping?
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Casaubon
@zas.bsky.social
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I'm glad you're on bluesky Al
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Russell goes NYOOM
@snowball.bsky.social
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can’t smell my own skin stop ing hmmmmmmm
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Sabermane
@homelessrobot.bsky.social
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the size shift makes it weird...er. "Can't STOP smellING my own skin!" "...I'm gonna move seats. Anyone want to trade seats?"
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John Poulos
@jpoulos.bsky.social
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Stop ing, my dude.
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TWuG, The Original
@twug.bsky.social
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Can't stop? Won't stop!
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Rick Fox
@theotherrickfox.bsky.social
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If you can't smell it stopping, then you likely can't taste it stopping either! An exceedingly worse fate, perhaps...
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Skippy Granola
@skippygranola.bsky.social
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literally the plot of Perfume: Story of a Murderer
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Rachel Alexander
@therkalexander.bsky.social
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I’d say board rooms really need to workshop these things a little longer before subjecting them to the public, but that would deprive us of the ability to giggle at them
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king krule fan
@acianeta.bsky.social
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it’s giving
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Lots42
@lots42.bsky.social
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A tall man needs to stand to the right of the door and worry the passerbys even more.
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ChristofPierson
@christofpierson.bsky.social
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Stop ing.
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Adrian Tchaikovsky
@aptshadow.bsky.social
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Oh god I don't know if this is more horrific with or without the right hand side. Either one could be a horror movie title.
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Michael K. Ingram
@michaelkingram.bsky.social
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Going to use this on my panhandling sign.
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Stellarity the Poochyena
@timberwolf.bsky.social
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it proposes the complete opposite problem if you approach the door close enough
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Puk!
@dspolleke.bsky.social
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Stop ING is what we are saying for years @xr-nederland.bsky.social
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Liz 🏳️⚧️
@lizhasfeathers.bsky.social
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I just smell so tastey!
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Drew Channer
@dinsdayle.bsky.social
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If you look at it quickly it looks like its saying "Can't smell my own skin."
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Hunter Felt
@hunterfelt.bsky.social
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Can't smell my own skin Stoping.
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Ian Rennie
@theangelremiel.bsky.social
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my own skin in the sense that I bought it
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SethFromThe716
@sethfromthe716.bsky.social
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But does the name of the store change, depending on whether or not the door is open?
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Stop Calling Me Frank
@stopcallingmefrank.bsky.social
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“While I was out in the desert sun on a four-day LSD binge, I kept yelling this at a dancing cactus. Then I thought: We should put it on our store window.”
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DE PRINCE
@deprince001.bsky.social
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e.g. Alice Roberts
@feer.bsky.social
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Weird, is that really you?
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@delfigrey.bsky.social
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In before the Data/Lore meme.
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Phoenix
@burningphoenix.bsky.social
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I read it both ways. It's very important, signage, marketing. 😅🤣 Can't smell my own skin. Stopping 😅🤣😅🤣
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Phoenix
@burningphoenix.bsky.social
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It's so true!!!!! I actually hold my breathe walking by these types of stores.🙀 I bet the middle ages must have smelled like that, but add Body odor. 😱 it's a nice scent but not at platinum strength, 👃🤢🤮 with every other cacophony of scents. I got headaches if I forgot to hold my breath. 🧠🔨
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root beer
@rmc8107.bsky.social
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The Weeknd’s cover of Nirvana’s “Scentless Apprentice”?
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Entery Potivon
@goodguyprime.bsky.social
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Seems like there’s two conditions, which are you? Can’t, or can’t stop?
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