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I invented Post-Its. He/him.

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Rachel Klein's avatar Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social
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We’re staying at a hotel with a little pond and every night the ducks come and sleep on this little dock thingie and snore SO LOUDLY and I love them.

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Stella's avatar Stella @antlervel.vet
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This image encompasses all facets of my identity (woman, deer, a lil sassy, Italian)

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I just resisted adding another so it doesn't become my entire post history!

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lol see above. I'm as surprised as you.

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Antique store, and the signs around the place suggest these may have come from the owners personal collection

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🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald's avatar Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald @giromide.online
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George I respect you but no.

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We were just offered several times when scheduling a dentist appt for 10yo, and wife chose the 4:10 appt instead of the 2:30 appt. FFS you think you know someone ...

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Changed the station this morning to get away from Aerosmith. Next song on the new station? Aerosmith! This needs to stop.

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georgia-lux's avatar georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social
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thanks for coming in for a second interview. we just want to ask about some possible discrepancies in your CV. for example it says here from 1986-1989 you were employed as a "science warrior" at "fucking a Snork in the tube." now as i understand the Snorks were a cartoon only

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Phil Lewis's avatar Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social
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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has introduced impeachment articles against Supreme Court Justices Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito

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They're certainly not helping

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Matthew Cortland (they)'s avatar Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land
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I have re-read chapter 14 of project 2025 for work and i'm genuinely going to go take a benzo now "Add targeted time limits [on Medicaid] or lifetime caps on [Medicaid] benefits to disincentivize permanent dependence"

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Kevin M. Kruse's avatar Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social
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“Colored”? They’re going to be causally saying the N word on air by September

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Aww that's nice of them to check in

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Dantastic's avatar Dantastic @dantastic.bsky.social
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Saw this on Simpsons Bortposting on FB earlier. Still laughing.

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Hell yeah. I used to have a Wade Boggs poster when I only knew him as a great hitter and not also an off-field legend

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WAS POOCHIE EVEN REAL!?

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“Mah, the doctahs gave me a new voice bawx”

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Did A-Rod learn his lesson? Folks ... he did not.

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His whole family is now heterosexual and/or dead

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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WTF. The electric company in Texas doesn't have a map of outages so people have been using the Whataburger App to figure out who lost power. This is like when Homer was using the Krusty Burger map when they got lost at sea.

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Ah yes carrots, the scourge of any balanced diet

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North by Northwest (1959)

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Christ that brutal/probably a productive ad buy

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M. O’Lybdenum's avatar M. O’Lybdenum @perchorin.bsky.social
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You get me closer to Gawrsh

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Seth Cotlar's avatar Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social
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It’s amazing the extent to which our billionaire tech bro overlords are just telling us out loud that they are rooting for fascism. Makes me slightly nostalgic for the days when American plutocrats plotted against democracy in secret.

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Manisha Sinha's avatar Manisha Sinha @profmsinha.bsky.social
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For all those on the path of Hurricane Beryl, Project 2025 would eliminate the National Weather Service and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration

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Faine Greenwood's avatar Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
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I’ve long been amazed that the general New York Times customer demographic has bee willing to put up with their shit for this long, and I think we’ve finally found the limit of what normie Democrat Times readers are willing to tolerate. Good

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Don Moynihan's avatar Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social
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(Via Ben Ansell from the other place)

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Here you go. ... wait I may have misunderstood.

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And one person in a Daytona who didn't get the memo

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"... move already."

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Brought to you by Thomas "Hash" Brown

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The Aurora as viewed from Pleasantville

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I mean ... yeah I guess.

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