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Why not be composed of materials and combinations of atoms?

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Joshua J. Friedman's avatar Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com
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Sorry, I know Tim Ryan doesn't matter, but this one is too funny

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This is another important one -- reads like some well sourced claims about very weak fundraising numbers and the official response from the Biden campaign is not a direct contradiction.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...

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Max Berger 's avatar Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social
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Senator Peter Welch of Vermont calls on President Biden to withdraw his bid for the nomination. He's the first Senator to call for his withdraw.

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The Washington Post's avatar The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com
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Breaking news: Democratic leaders called on President Biden to provide convincing evidence of a viable path to reelection following his debate performance, bad battleground state polling and growing concerns that he cannot defeat Donald Trump in November.

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J.R. 's avatar J.R. @jrbolt.bsky.social
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One of my favourite Art Deco pieces, over the door of the Fulton County Dept. of Health and Wellness. Swole spirit of medicine fights off the grim spectre of death, reminding you that medicine is Cool

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The Piper at the Gates of Jawn's avatar The Piper at the Gates of Jawn @lakewitchhouse.bsky.social
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anybody still mad at The Media for reporting what senior level Dems are leaking to them should instead be appreciative that The Media kept their mouths shut this long to save ya boi www.mediaite.com/news/open-se...

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The Piper at the Gates of Jawn's avatar The Piper at the Gates of Jawn @lakewitchhouse.bsky.social
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class action lawsuit against Paul McCartney involving everyone who ever had "Wonderful Christmastime" pop into their head in July

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Dennis B. Hooper's avatar Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social
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The 2024 candidates with John Waters mustaches

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little lamb 's avatar little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social
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I’m a pretty simple guy. I like it when Abbie Hoffman levitates the pentagon and I like it when Osama bin Laden flies a plane into it

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The Piper at the Gates of Jawn's avatar The Piper at the Gates of Jawn @lakewitchhouse.bsky.social
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"they already believe our candidate is infirm and barely alive because that's what the opposition says" is not solving the problem

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Colin Spacetwinks's avatar Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social
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anyway i maintain the same positions as always 1. this is an issue that affects all of us, but is also something we have no influence on the outcome of, so it's frying everyone 2. for any change in the next 4 years we're basically hoping all of dem leadership, joe included, die of old age

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When I see Tim Kaine talking about Biden "doing the right thing" and the Lt Gov of New York putting out a statement, there is no possible conclusion besides "boy those guys are looking at some awful numbers they don't think we can wish our way out of "

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Ed's avatar Ed @notdred.bsky.social
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If you think you’ve seen the worst possible take on the Dem candidate switch I promise I can one-up it

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Angus Johnston's avatar Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social
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The problem with making the argument that only whiny crybabies are Biden skeptics is that your list of whiny crybabies keeps getting longer and weirder.

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The Piper at the Gates of Jawn's avatar The Piper at the Gates of Jawn @lakewitchhouse.bsky.social
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yup this is a sign that that polling is real and its atrocious

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The Piper at the Gates of Jawn's avatar The Piper at the Gates of Jawn @lakewitchhouse.bsky.social
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i admire the tenacity it takes to dismiss every party elected official and major donor individually as not mattering while remaining resolutely blinkered to the overall picture of a constant stream of elected officials and major donors telling the president to step down before he blows it all

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the polls have to be incredibly bad if the Lt Gov is contradicting his own boss on this

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫'s avatar 🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
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love to see harold ford jr bringing up how he helped biden defeat sanders lotta folks have tried to tell me we did not see what we saw BUT the party ops cant even keep the message discipline to pave that over

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everybody loves a poll that works for them but i gotta wonder what kind of polls are the inner party actually looking at b/c they cannot be good

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Andrew Jackson Lynch's avatar Andrew Jackson Lynch @whatsforlynch.bsky.social
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Guy rode by on an electric scooter the other day blasting "Not Like Us." Felt like a real cultural consensus has been reached. At last, unity.

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(in a tweed jacket) of course the definitive version of Down With the Sickness is Weird Al’s polka

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The Piper at the Gates of Jawn's avatar The Piper at the Gates of Jawn @lakewitchhouse.bsky.social
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the phone said get in the basement lol - posted from my deck

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i promise you i will never ask you for your help and support on my Journey

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The Piper at the Gates of Jawn's avatar The Piper at the Gates of Jawn @lakewitchhouse.bsky.social
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bah gawd is that Hunter's music

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Anna Merlan 's avatar Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social
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Imagine having George Clooney personally yelling “retire, bitch” at you

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The Piper at the Gates of Jawn's avatar The Piper at the Gates of Jawn @lakewitchhouse.bsky.social
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good luck they haven't checked in on the hoi polloi for a couple terms now

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The Piper at the Gates of Jawn's avatar The Piper at the Gates of Jawn @lakewitchhouse.bsky.social
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we wouldn't be in this position if it wasn't for them in 2020 and now they're trying to fix it because they're fucked, and if they're saying they're fucked i believe them

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The Piper at the Gates of Jawn's avatar The Piper at the Gates of Jawn @lakewitchhouse.bsky.social
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i had already assumed if he won it would be because the abortion vote pulled him over the finish line but now he's an active drag on the rest of the ticket which is why you're seeing swing seats begging him to drop

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after 4 months of hiding him on the campaign trail (they've already said this will be the tactic) with the biggest party members and supporters pulling faith? not happening

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i was all for the gundam theory of power up until he turned the remaining 4 months of the campaign into a death march he can't win, which makes him worthless to my leftist aims

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Joshua J. Friedman's avatar Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com
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Senate Dems will meet with Biden advisers Mike Donilon and Steve Ricchetti and Biden campaign chair Jen O'Malley Dillon tomorrow, per Punchbowl News

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Jenny Otxo's avatar Jenny Otxo @jennyllello.bsky.social
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like absolutely light the man up but you KNOW trump is FULLY AWARE of what people are getting at, demanding him to submit to a cognitive test. and why he's masking his fear with indignation. he's had Hella COVID too! he knows. he's shit! but HE KNOWS. the Resolute Desk is a poor shield.

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The Piper at the Gates of Jawn's avatar The Piper at the Gates of Jawn @lakewitchhouse.bsky.social
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omg him and nancy both are doing the Overtired Toddler Manipulation Move

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maybe that's the key: Biden has to be on the ticket so leftists can be yelled at for not voting for him

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The Piper at the Gates of Jawn's avatar The Piper at the Gates of Jawn @lakewitchhouse.bsky.social
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both haranguings have roughly equal impact but its pretty funny to watch the fight swivel around this dramatically

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it is really so wild to go from months of people haranguing rando leftists who post that they will never vote for Genocide Joe to those same people turning on a dime to harangue the party's top electeds and upper level donors into keeping Genocide Joe on the ticket

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that is honestly what's killing me most of all out of all this nonsense. the party decided on the money guys years ago! either you have them or you go full grassroots but you're not organizing actual people to take up the slack either so you have nothing!

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which like, if you're the party of "being hollowed out by grifters" you have to go with the money guys, sorry, you sewed your own straitjackets here

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no reason to throw good money after bad

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what a difference 48 hours makes

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this is a Biden ally saying they're going to hide him until the convention to push him through. what kind of rock solid confidence in his abilities is that

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not only do we have to eat shit but we're gonna like it because there's nothing else we can do. do not tell me about the other things we can do

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