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A Real Joel Dehn

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Gadabout and affable scamp | It's pronounced "deen" | he/him | MPLS, MN | What's new with you? Really? That's cool! Good for you.


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J.M. DeMatteis's avatar J.M. DeMatteis @jmdematteis.bsky.social
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Just heard that Michael Zulli passed away. Michael and I worked on a number of projects together in the late 90s/early 2000s. He wasn't just a brilliant artist, he was a brilliant man: deep, passionate, philosophical. Condolences to his family. Safe travels, Michael.

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Would you generally prefer seeing a movie in a movie theater or a home theater? (Or, of course, on a smartphone, at a drive-in, on a small TV in a comfortable room, or whatever.)

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"Porkpies & Pimento" Storms rolling in and we gotta get to shore/pick it up pickitup pickitup "Minneapolis Skaline" "Bakken Museum Skank" "2 Tone Trolley Tracks" Rudeboy, listen/can't go swimmin'/too much e. coli in the lake

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Costa Samaras's avatar Costa Samaras @costasamaras.bsky.social
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They want to take away overtime pay “How many hours did you work this week?” “60” “Well well well looks like we only need you for 20 hours next week, so no OT, sorry about that”

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If we were living in a theocracy, we would likely miss out on nature's grandeur. Unless the theocracy was dedicated to how turgidly awesome Poseidon is.

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An internet friend paid me a nice compliment about my writing about a not-great movie, and I'll be riding that high for a couple of days.

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I thought the Simpsons' joke about Casper being Richie Rich's ghost was dark. Wow.

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Heh, flashback to playing Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo with a Dance Dance Revolution pad plugged into the PS2.

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Al Petterson's avatar Al Petterson @eyelessgame.bsky.social
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It really is a weird symmetry that this year the UK elections are the 4th of July and the US elections are the 5th of November.

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I think Red Tails was blander than it should have been, but I'd rather rewatch it than Masters Of The Air.

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I'd read after the Lucasfilm sale to Disney, or maybe after Episode III came out, he said he wanted to make weird experimental films that no one would like. I hope he's been doing that and that we can eventually see them! Otherwise, I think the last time he got behind a camera was Red Tails reshoots

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*OFD = typo for ODF, Oxford Dictionary of Food, apologies.

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I'm not an expert, but have heard when times are hard, starving populations will eat cats, euphemistically called "roof rabbits". When bad times faded back to good, cats slunk off the menu. The Wiki article isn't as a good a source as the OFD, but it's an eyeopener.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_mea...

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Katie Mack's avatar Katie Mack @astrokatie.com
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Keeping Trump out of the White House isn’t the only thing that needs doing and it isn’t enough to solve all problems facing the country & world but if it isn’t done then all those problems get exponentially worse in ways I don’t even know how to express and it scares me when people pretend otherwise

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Robot Monkey Pants's avatar Robot Monkey Pants @robotmonkypants.bsky.social
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Some good MTV news, for a change? Internet Archive now hosts MTV News content

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The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.

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This coming week, temperatures in Death Valley will be the hottest in the recorded history of this planet. Beryl is the earliest category four storm in the history of Atlantic hurricane season. People, both now and in the future, need us to stave off fascism and build a world where they can live.

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There are two elements to the immunity decision that are particularly extreme in a way that many will miss: (1) motive is irrelevant and (2) immune acts are not just excluded from prosecution, they’re excluded from evidence. /1

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"So that's it?" Abraham asked. "I have one fall, you all put me out to pasture?" That line hits differently after last Thursday night.

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John Pfaff's avatar John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social
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Homeless people can be arrested for sleeping, Presidents cannot be arrested for rampant graft and corruption done while in office. There is no clearer a summary of "conservative 'law and order'" than this.

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Someone ask Brian Setzer if Biden still has his vote.

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Bill Cobbs really put an ending on New Jack City, and no one could fault him for that.

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Noel Murray's avatar Noel Murray @noelmu.bsky.social
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It is genuinely wild to me that so much of our "this makes life a bit better" tech (music apps, casual games, cable TV) was at its operational peak about a decade ago and has gone rapidly downhill ever since.

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Although the panoply of human experience is breathtaking, the Beach Boy seeks to reject the artificial eroticism of the exotic, of exaggerated cultural differences. Edward Said polished this concept in his 1978 album "Orientalism", David Lee Roth sleazily embraced the concept in his 1984 cover.

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@nome.bsky.social had a terrific, epic Twitter thread back in the day about Trek and Roddenberry and the Borg and the Mirror Universe and the improvement of humanity, in real life and in the far future.

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Benoit Blanc is back and he's been through some stuff.

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100 years ago the Twin Cities were among the top railway centers in the US. Today the only passenger stations are NorthStar commuter in Minneapolis and Amtrak at St Paul Union Depot. Let's visit all the lost train stations, starting with downtown Minneapolis. There were 15! 🧵

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They paved paradise, and put up a pickleball court.

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Are they gonna hold it in that grassy swale where Minneapolis becomes Richfield and Lyndale becomes either 55 or 35W but not Lyndale (that's now over a block)? Lots of, uh, not-parallel ground and easy access, as long as fairgoers use on-street parking.

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I'm hoping that one day a super-long cut will be assembled. Instead of Saving Private Ryan, we can compare it to The Pacific.

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I was thinking how it must be bewildering for Orcs, caught up in marches to war for specious reasons, involved in pointless battles that have nothing really to do with them, but a mad tyrant's desire for power, and I got this Tolkien-inspired parody. @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com

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A nice park attendant asked me if I was the grandfather of my five-year-old son, so maybe he wasn't so nice.

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Daniel Feldman's avatar Daniel Feldman @dfeldman.bsky.social
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what if they rebranded IUDs as bump stocks

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Pwnallthethings's avatar Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social
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its only a machine gun if it comes from the machinegunlandia region of America, otherwise it's just a totally regular massacre machine

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The word Mamihlapinatapei in the Yaghan language of Tiera del Fuego means "a look shared by two people with each wishing that the other will initiate something that they both desire but which neither one wants to start". It is possibly the most adorkable word in any human language.

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Make a movie milder: *Meow (Starring Tippi Hedren, Noel Marshall, and Melanie Griffith) *LEDsandal *The Lukewarm Applesauce Group Of Friends Rides Again *Stroll to Wise Old Lady Hill *Pete's Iguana *The Stalwart Friendship Bug

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A World Undone is great! Loved Meyer's alternating chapters with side stories for a fuller picture. I just started reading his follow-up The World Remade, about the USA before, during and after WWI. Also great so far! (Though its existence jeopardizes AWU's status as a single volume history of WWI.)

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"Batman, who helps the mentally ill and the desperately destitute by punching them in the mouth..."

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BABY LON5 LEFT HAND (and then OF DARKNESS trails up my forearm) DIVE³ πLOT GRIP PING (left hand, right hand and a gripping hand) DIGI TALS

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Here and at the Whatever. Though as my general websurfing has declined in favor of apps and/or platforms (probably not a change for the better), I usually follow links from here to the Whatever instead of just browsing there like we were back in the nineties or aughts.

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The sight of John Moe on the stage of the Fitz as Paul F Tompkins said silly things was like reading Tennyson describe Ulysses reunite old oar-mates, and then giving that poem a 1-star review. Bravo!

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My grandma took me to Pulp Fiction in the theater. I was 17. It was about an hour longer than I told her, so she ducked out to pick up my younger cousin from some errand...before the Gimp scene. She picked me afterwards and said, "it was nice to see John Travolta dance again."

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Kevin Murphy's avatar Kevin Murphy @kcm74.bsky.social
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This is fine.

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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"The students realized it was fake only after noticing that the cops in the room had done nothing to stop the pretend shooter." So it was exactly like a real school shooting, then

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