Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.bsky.social

I know that we're not supposed to be importing anything from The Other Place, but this is a masterwork that deserves universal acclaim.

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ᴅᴏᴡɴ10⸻ @down10.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 04:30 UTC

The spelling of "G-d" is a masterful detail

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TheSkeptibrarian @theskeptibrarian.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 18:45 UTC

I’m not on that bad place anymore and I did need to see that.

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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 05:30 UTC

Lordy that's a murder. 💀

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50 is the new 50 @znerd49.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 01:03 UTC

STONE is a freaking genus

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Shaggyeren @shaggyeren.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 19:01 UTC

Brilliant

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KE Salisbury @kesalisbury.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 18:33 UTC

*chef's kiss

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Accidental Jurist @accidentaljurist.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 19:42 UTC

Brilliant 🤣

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torn bits of paper @shannahs.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 10:55 UTC

I haven’t been on that Other Place™️ since 2016–early adopter I suppose—and now that I’ve seen this bit of brilliance I can quit social media forever. 👏🏽

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Todd Bailey @toddkbailey.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 18:57 UTC

Amazing!

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Chris Miller @iamcurious.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 18:48 UTC

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Oasus Plainsview: Dawntrailer @itsoasus.fastestfurs.com [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 20:53 UTC

Art

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ScaryTwink™ 🔜gpn,EF @spottyserval.furry.energy [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 10:22 UTC

That ratio

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GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 22:29 UTC

That’s solid work, there.

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Kemi, but cooler @saiyanserenityv.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 12:05 UTC

this is high art 😌

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Siris @sirisranga.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 07:47 UTC

That's X rated.

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vagabond_aeon @vagabondaeon.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 19:32 UTC

man flexing on him like

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Stef @wikisteff@mastodon.social Christensen @wikisteff.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 12, 2024 at 06:43 UTC

This is art.

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SockyNoob @sockynoob.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 22:43 UTC

More like Mason MORON

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Portia Kapraun @portia.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 20:35 UTC

Brilliantly played.

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M. R. Graham @quiestinliteris.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 07:11 UTC

It is a damn good thing I just stopped drinking for the evening, because a large quantity of water in the sinuses hurts much less than whiskey.

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Lucy Anderson @lucyluuuuuu.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 19:54 UTC

Don’t let people tell you how to do social media. It’s very weird to tell other people how to express themselves and their ideas

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Brad Reed @harveyjerkwater.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 21:19 UTC

[AGGRESSIVE APPLAUSE]

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Joëlle Retener |kidlit 🏳️‍🌈 @joelleretener.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 20:00 UTC

Saving for a rainy day. 😆

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Jessa'Leih, Your Local Smoochy Roo! @shojannahturiri.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 21:30 UTC

Golden oh to God 😭😭😭😭

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Rob @rob1969.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 19:50 UTC

😂

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Fictitious Tonya Walter @pterodactylweather.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 18:16 UTC

I saw this reposted over there and kept a screenshot for anytime I need a good laugh 😂

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Neil Alexander @neilalexander.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 17, 2024 at 09:33 UTC

I'm sure Dick's very pleased about that, too.

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Thomas 🚀 SFF180 @sff180.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 18:59 UTC

Based! 14/10! No notes!

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BillLoney @billloney.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 19:03 UTC

Brilliant!

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PermaConfused @permaconfused.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 20:44 UTC

Bravo, OP.

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ENVY2024 @envy2024.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 20:52 UTC

Lol

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Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 21:08 UTC

The cackle that I cackled!

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Ðavid Þetraitis @davidpetraitis.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 15, 2024 at 04:04 UTC

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 🧨💥

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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 18:22 UTC

Yes, this is an acceptable exception to that rule.

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Ruth Nineke @ruthnineke.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 18:58 UTC

🤌🏽

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Geekpondering @geekpondering.com [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 19:47 UTC

Perfection.

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Lawler Hix, Digital Femboy & Shitposter AI Vtuber @lawlznet.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 20:51 UTC

Critical Hit.

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wall of corn @wallofcorn.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 20:45 UTC

cant believe i missed the plot twist and posted. silly me

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Chuck Salamone @chucksalamone.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 18:54 UTC

Truly a “goteem” moment.

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Karyn (justmehere- twitter) @kjustmehere.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 21:19 UTC

This is the best thing I’ve read today lol

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Diane @jidge.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 21:53 UTC

Along with the rest of the hoi polloi, good and bad, I was recently allowed onto @bsky.app. So happy to see your posts again!!

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All Saints Dae @ourdailybadge.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 21:45 UTC

Wow. Wow. Wow.

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maximum triangle @mtrkdjoyce.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 18:16 UTC

@alttext.bsky.social

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thisstarchild @thisstarchild.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 17:08 UTC

I love this!

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The Lady of the Manor @scpnyc.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 18:54 UTC

3️⃣🚨🔥

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John Gordon @johngordon.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 21:00 UTC

I almost never grant absolution for Twitter reposts. But …

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Evan @mrapollo.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 21:43 UTC

🤣

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shenandoah13.bsky.social @shenandoah13.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 17:44 UTC

I literally read the OP as @realMasonMoron! That was just as funny as the rest of the thread! 🤣🤣

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Tempest is doing a Kickstarter! BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.elikwake.com [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 18:17 UTC

Baller, good for him

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Organic Cultivator @organiccultivator.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 19:21 UTC

Primo 😂

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Wool-Encased Tea Addict @passeriform.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 12:51 UTC

I can't tell you how much joy this has given me.

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Denise Ruttan @teawhilewriting.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 19:54 UTC

I rarely skeet Twitter screenshots anymore but that one was gold.

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LillianOrlando @lillianorlando.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 19:53 UTC

This is frigging brilliant.

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PoBlo @x-poblo-x.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 19:34 UTC

he knows whats up lmao

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TheRubberdom 👢Blue Sky Sunset 🌍👭#Life 🇩🇪💕#Fashion #FetisH @therubberdom.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 19:17 UTC

Priceless 🏆

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@otherwised7.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 09:03 UTC

Clever comeback

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@nieceycollins.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 19:38 UTC

I just did a SPIT TAKE!!!🤣🤣🤣

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Su Zi @suzi00.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 12:40 UTC

Wait— is there a law against cross posting?

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Casperfan @casperfan.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 10:05 UTC

😂

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Wally Wookie (FullMetalWookie) 🏳️‍🌈 @wookietron9000.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 16:43 UTC

The real mason has gone into hiding (total alpha move)

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ARES @aresdragon.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 19:18 UTC

If there is a God, he created gay people on purpose and I refuse to believe that it was to send us to hell immediately upon death.

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Asher Elbein @asherelbein.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 18:35 UTC

masterful

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The Nefarious Keeper of Time @clockking.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 07:24 UTC

Absolute king

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Annie B Kay @anniebkay.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 19:20 UTC

😂😂😂😎

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Marcea Cazel @marcea.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 20:14 UTC

That ending when you expand the photo

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Soraya Nadia McDonald @sorayamcdonald.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 18:25 UTC

Magnificent.

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Donna L @donnalfromny.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 22:38 UTC

😂

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Laurie @rodrigoefc.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 20:11 UTC

Well played, Sir.

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Dr Laura K (she/her) @laurack.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 09:15 UTC

Exquisite work, no notes

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Melissa E. Beckwith @melissabeckwith.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 21:34 UTC

I love this so much!

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JoyComethInTheMorning @sheadapts.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 21:48 UTC

That was an easy one.

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thereisnodog @thereisnodog.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 18:21 UTC

💅🏼🖤

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BethRHylton @bethrhylton.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 10:50 UTC

I just laughed so hard that my cat woke up hissing and leapt off the bed like her tail was on fire. 🤣😂🤣😂

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AuthorLissa @authorlissa.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 21:00 UTC

Lmao. I wasn't expecting that clapback. 😂

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Kelly Mangan (She/Her) 🏳️‍🌈 Author/Illustrator @kellyamangan.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 18:18 UTC

😂🤣 Perfection

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M. Velez @thunderstick.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 06:18 UTC

(Obligatory "Had Us In The First Half" meme )

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Willis Hillcloak @coowhip360.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 19:09 UTC

🤣🤣🤣

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T. E. Sanders @tesanders.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 18:58 UTC

😂

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Maerlyn99🖖 @maerlyn99.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 23:11 UTC

This is glorious.

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Miss Ruby @bigtiddygoth.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 07:41 UTC

Omg

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April @where2nextapril.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 23:24 UTC

Art. Put it in the Louvre.

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Elz @jhelz.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 18:54 UTC

Well that made me laugh…

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Sarah Tuttle @niais.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 18:52 UTC

OMG, I may never recover.

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The New #2 @freevirgilhaas.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 17:30 UTC

*chef's kiss*

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Ali Trotta @alwayscoffee.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 18:15 UTC

☠️☠️☠️

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🇵🇸Martin “Doomsday” Pfeiffer🏳️‍🌈 @nuclearanthro.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 01:12 UTC

ping @jdmar3.bsky.social to enjoy this.

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GHWubsNet @ghwubs.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 22:01 UTC

💀💀💀💀💀💀

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MyKidsMomBB8 @mykidsmombb8.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 20:35 UTC

Perfect. No notes.

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Dan Saltzstein @dansaltzstein.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 18:19 UTC

Chef’s. Kiss.

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the ghost of mister shit @chimney.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 18:40 UTC

oh import away! id rather see it here then go there and give elon more ad revenue

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Deborah Furchtgott @dfurchtgott.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 20:11 UTC

I appreciated "foremothers and forefathers," a subtle touch that made me grin.

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Dark Magus @darkmagus.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 19:00 UTC

🤣🤣

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Auferre 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @auferre.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 22:04 UTC

Okay, I laughed out loud at the end there.

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Shark Queen (ravenous) @seransdell.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 20:45 UTC

It’s SO GOOD

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SⓐS🈂️ⓐ @midnightblau.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 08:34 UTC

LMAO! Def. worth the read.

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noobiii @noobiii.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 19:04 UTC

i also like this Other Post from The Other Place

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