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Reluctant Texan Still on social media way too much

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Miranda Yaver's avatar Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social
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Just a reminder that Michelle Wolf nailed it at the White House Correspondents Dinner. NYT, I’m looking in your direction especially.

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Moira Donegan's avatar Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social
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Not to be corny but I do think the ongoing aspiration to make America a pluralist democracy of equals is righteous, beautiful, and worth honoring, even if it has more often been the struggle of minorities & dissenters than the policy of the government. 🇺🇸

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Seth Masket's avatar Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social
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YES THAT WORKED SO WELL AND DID NOT AT ALL THROW THE PARTY INTO A DIVISIVE NOMINATION CONTEST AND LOST ELECTION THAT WOULD HAUNT IT FOR THE NEXT HALF CENTURY

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Complete Travisty's avatar Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social
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That sigma male is clearly just Crowley from Good Omems

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What even is this? Their collection of shaving bowls?

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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NYT: Joe should quit, he stutters Philly Inquirer: Trump is a fucking criminal what the fuck are we doing here

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Micah's avatar Micah @rincewind.run
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the United States has one of the oldest constitutions in the world and is no longer, practically speaking, capable of amending it this leaves us, on many issues, only a slight step up from strange women lying in ponds distributing swords as a system of government

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Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
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There are "change" elections and there are "please don't fuck my life up" elections and I think 2024 is definitely in the latter category and if Biden really isn't getting hurt by the bad debate performance, that's why.

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Complete Travisty's avatar Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social
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Unfortunately 2 is one of the only things the Constitution is actually explicit about

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Jeff Lazarus's avatar Jeff Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social
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America isn't a conservative country. It's a center-left country with a democracy problem.

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Complete Travisty's avatar Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social
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Wait...is the baby supposed to be dreaming that he's a teenager wooing adult twins?

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Complete Travisty's avatar Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social
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"People had discovered her like this before, and it always caused embarrassment. So now she reassured visitors but tempted fate by always holding, in her rigid hands, a small handwritten sign which read: I ATE’NT DEAD."

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anti-leafblower account's avatar anti-leafblower account @eboldy.bsky.social
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politicians don’t have archaeological value AND they’re more likely than giant rocks to implement the change you want!

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Complete Travisty's avatar Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social
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To be more fair than they deserve, identifying as a religion for cultural reasons while ignoring all its tenets is as old as religion itself. Something like a third of Catholics in some European countries have said they *don't believe in God*

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Complete Travisty's avatar Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social
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Goes along with Space X blowing up rockets to things NASA and the Russians figured out in the 60s

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Elf M. Sternberg's avatar Elf M. Sternberg @elfsternberg.bsky.social
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It's really weird (it's not really weird) how states that ban abortions are also states where women can't get leave to take care of their children.

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Complete Travisty's avatar Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social
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And only time we see an actual transaction for the purchase of droids it's for second hand ones found in the desert by salvagers

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Pwnallthethings's avatar Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social
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its only a machine gun if it comes from the machinegunlandia region of America, otherwise it's just a totally regular massacre machine

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Max Kennerly's avatar Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social
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Bump stocks have no purpose outside of mass shootings, but the Republicans on the Supreme Court believe there's a fundamental right to commit mass shootings, and now we all have to live with that while they party on billionaire's yachts and ranches.

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Complete Travisty's avatar Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social
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The sub actually just spontaneously imploded while sitting on the deck of the support ship

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Complete Travisty's avatar Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social
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They're in the heart of the park, surrounded by peaks and on the edge of a glacial valley. In Kennecott, you can literally walk out the hotel, across the street, and onto the glacier. Outfitters can take you further out if you want and can get you in the old copper mill built into the hillside

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Complete Travisty's avatar Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social
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Are you going to Kennecott/ McCarthy in Wrangell-St. Elias? Because you need to do that. It's a pretty decent commitment though.

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Complete Travisty's avatar Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social
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The Supreme Court will uphold this citing a diary entry from 1650 about how Oliver Cromwell personally castrated a man

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It's been a small consolation in the last 8 years that being president has clearly ruined Trump's life. He could have just kept doing white collar rich guy crimes with near impunity had he not run!

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Jeph Jacques's avatar Jeph Jacques @ass.golf
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Trump has now failed at arguably the core competency of US presidents (committing crimes and getting away with it)

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Complete Travisty's avatar Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social
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GOP Politician: Mild, non-committal platitude Trump strategist:

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Josh Zingher's avatar Josh Zingher @zingherpolisci.bsky.social
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Average American president has been convicted of .74 felonies

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