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@unfitz.bsky.social
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Sorry your boyfriend thinks the clitoris is the chamber in which a caterpillar transforms into a butterfly.
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SeaTea@tierno158.bsky.social |
836 followers 1400 following 2660 posts
Edward Casaubon in the streets, Will Ladislaw in the sheets.
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@unfitz.bsky.social
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Sorry your boyfriend thinks the clitoris is the chamber in which a caterpillar transforms into a butterfly.
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chris.
@azedand2knots.bsky.social
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When they describe a book as Women's Fiction, I can only presume they mean written in blood.
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Hush Jared
@hushjared.bsky.social
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Aging is the process of pain becoming less and less surprising
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Crockett Houghton
@crockettforreal.bsky.social
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I looked it up and it turns out there were zero book related deaths in 2023 and so far none in 2024 so, I donβt know, books may not be the problem.
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SeaTea
@tierno158.bsky.social
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Most Painful Experiences: 5. Shingles 4. Automobile Trauma 3. Childbirth 2. Kidney Stones. 1. Jimmy Fallon's Fake Laugh
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SeaTea
@tierno158.bsky.social
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Walter Shapiro
@mrwaltershapiro.bsky.social
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A small reminder that Thomas was appointed by the supposedly sainted GOP president, George H. W. Bush.
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SeaTea
@tierno158.bsky.social
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Iβm starting to have some reservations about this Donald Trump fellow.
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Thomas Zimmer
@thomaszimmer.bsky.social
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Project 2025 crystallizes the self-mobilization of a rightwing elite that has radicalized to the point where their plans are entirely in line with Donald Trumpβs vengeful desires and the fever dreams of the extremist fringe.
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Thomas Zimmer
@thomaszimmer.bsky.social
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Project 2025 is not the work of henchmen merely doing their dark lordβs bidding, but an effort that has united much of the American Right and its elite machinery. The people behind Project 2025 are true believers in their extremely reactionary vision for America.
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SeaTea
@tierno158.bsky.social
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Iβm starting to have some reservations about this Trump fellow.
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SeaTea
@tierno158.bsky.social
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SeaTea
@tierno158.bsky.social
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All Reservoir Dogs Go to Heaven
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Cate π¬
@catebridget.bsky.social
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merge two films Apollo 13 Going On 30
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SeaTea
@tierno158.bsky.social
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I was so embarrassed when I committed a relatively minor traffic offense and the judge sentenced me to wearing an orange jumpsuit and picking up garbage along the highway but it was much less embarrassing than being seen at the other option: Attending an amateur improv class graduation performance.
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@unfitz.bsky.social
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I was honored to be elected president of Breast Worshippers International until I learned it was only a titular position.
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Normal Pru
@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
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Ice cream with hot dog pieces call that a glizzard
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Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
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I was a member of the 1920 "Chicago Black Sox" baseball team, and I've never seen anything as rigged as the media has rigged the game in favor of the GOP.
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Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
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Life keeps trying to teach me lessons, like it doesn't know who it's dealing with.
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SeaTea
@tierno158.bsky.social
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Merge two films Saving Private Ryanβs Daughter
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jon crunktian
@jon-christian.bsky.social
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the Archaeological Institute has excavated a salary from ancient history for this job listing
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SeaTea
@tierno158.bsky.social
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I take the best naps right after I masturbate but itβs really lowered my Uber rating.
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Beatris Dinkova
@beadin.bsky.social
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So far, Bluesky seems glitchy, but a lot βnicerβ than the sinking morass that is Twitter. Hi everyone! Happy to be here!
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Frank Conniff
@frankconniff.bsky.social
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Right now, thanks to the @nytimes, @CNN, and most of corporate media, we're living through the Project 2025 origin story in 2024.
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SeaTea
@tierno158.bsky.social
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Maybe she's not actually a Bad Mama Jama. Perhaps she's just a frightfully misunderstood Mama Jama.
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Molly
@bettyriot.bsky.social
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I can still drop it like itβs hot but Iβm going to need a second to get back up
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George
@cinema-diorama.bsky.social
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I was thinking about becoming an alpha male but it sounds exhausting.
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SeaTea
@tierno158.bsky.social
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"Project 2025? I may have met him. When you're a celebrity like me you get your pictures taken with a lot of different people." -Donald J. Trump
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SeaTea
@tierno158.bsky.social
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Kimber Johnson
@kimberjohnson.bsky.social
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SeaTea
@tierno158.bsky.social
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Every time I go into a fast food restaurant and they give me a dry, cold burger with paper thin bacon that looks nothing like the hot, juicy burger on the menu I turn into Michael Douglas in Falling Down. Iβm not proud of this. π
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TrickyC (he/him)
@trickyc66.bsky.social
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I do not bet on the people who won't do the easy thing when it is easy, to do the hard thing when it is hard
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Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
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Missed Connection: I was making doves cry. You were listening to what it sounds like.
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SeaTea
@tierno158.bsky.social
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It's accrual world! π
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SeaTea
@tierno158.bsky.social
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Iβm at a loss for words. π
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lukelukeluke
@lukelukeluke.bsky.social
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I love watching birds but I hate how smug they look when they see I canβt fly
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Catbus
@catbus.bsky.social
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oh you're going to Leave America if Trump wins? buddy, you couldn't leave Twitter when the Nazi took over so simmer down lol
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D.N. Schmidt, Space Opera Author πΈ
@writepop.bsky.social
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Happy hundredth anniversary of this news headline from The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio. (July 9, 1924.)
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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raccoons will get in your trash when you leave it out for pickup and display all your dirty secrets to the neighborhood
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SeaTea
@tierno158.bsky.social
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My therapist says I need to take the time to really, truly understand who I am. I had no idea she was so mean-spirited.
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SeaTea
@tierno158.bsky.social
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SeaTea
@tierno158.bsky.social
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I was a top executive for Merriam-Webster but I never let my job define me.
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BrujoLocoβ οΈπ€πΊ
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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Mrs Munster could play the harp
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Normal Pru
@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
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Life is like a box of chocolates (the whole thing will make you sick)
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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I was quantum leaped at the time, your honor
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SeaTea
@tierno158.bsky.social
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I went out at 52. I liked my work but there hasnβt been a day since where Iβve woken and said, βGee, I wish I could commute in to sit in meetings and on conference calls today.β
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Kim
@kmbrly.bsky.social
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My favourite couples on House Hunters are the ones shopping for the home theyβll fight over in the divorce.
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SeaTea
@tierno158.bsky.social
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My Granny just asked me what this βhawk tuhaβ talk is about. I had to think quick. I said it was a new Netflix show about a brilliant Native American LAPD Detective, Hawk Tuah, trying to make it in the white manβs world and tracking down criminals despite systematic prejudice. I think she bought it.
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SeaTea
@tierno158.bsky.social
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Wilbur72
@wilbur72.bsky.social
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Sending an apology using dots and dashes is re-morse code
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