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Tuvalu Dreams

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Lover of sharks, basset hounds, dachshunds, books, movies…liberal, covid safe, vaxxed. Joe Biden 24. Trump is a psychopath and a traitor.


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TJ 's avatar TJ @tjvukan.bsky.social
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I've been saying this since I first heard about AI. People and governments using AI and quantum computing maliciously are the problem.

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ratwife's avatar ratwife @pinkberryshake.bsky.social
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"would 12yr old you be proud of who you are now?" i'm not here to impress a mentally ill child

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Adam Sharp's avatar Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social
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I’m currently reading up on an old Irish term for a person who likes to stay home by the warmth and comfort of the fireplace (a person we might today call a couch potato). The term, cailleach na luatha, should immediately replace couch potato though. It essentially means “divine hag of the ashes”

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The Volatile Mermaid 's avatar The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
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Celebrate International Women's Day by interrupting men with your unsolicited opinions and taking credit for their work. If they get upset about it, be sure to tell them that they sound hysterical and should probably smile more.

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JMFenner's avatar JMFenner @jmfenner.bsky.social
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I'm so forgetful with posting here! 😅

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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Honestly if you can’t beat a guy hawking gold shoes because he’s in debt for being a rapist who does fraud you should just shut down as a national party

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Uncle Duke's avatar Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social
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David Attenborough [whispering]: “The dual-finned Canadian land shark surfaces briefly, scouting the area for signs of potential prey.”

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Uncle Duke's avatar Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social
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David Attenborough [whispering]: “As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

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Kashana's avatar Kashana @kashana.bsky.social
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It’s 2056. The average temperature is 140 degrees. The hot new summer trend is tuberculosis. Pollsters find that Americans’ number one concern is “all those foreigners coming over the border, trying to steal our TB.”

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andy™'s avatar andy™ @andylevy.net
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my dearest, the burden of age rests heavily upon me, and i grow weary of this world and its trappings. much as time came even for the fearsome spinosaurus and carcharodontosaurus to make way for new masters of this world, i fear it has come for me. please tell radiohead and nirvana that i love them

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Sara Gibbs 's avatar Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social
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Marriage is being able to say: “I’ve lost the thing, I think it’s in the thing I took to the thingy” and have your spouse know exactly what you’re talking about

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kilgore trout's avatar kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social
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this is now one of the funniest posts on the internet

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Melissa Gira Grant's avatar Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com
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spotted at trump international hotel just now

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Tuvalu Dreams's avatar Tuvalu Dreams @tuvaludreams.bsky.social
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Barbie is literally a feminist manifesto. So what do the powers that be do? Give an Oscar nomination to Ken. Because, of course they do. 😑😑😑

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Joaquín Baldwin 🔜 AC's avatar Joaquín Baldwin 🔜 AC @joabaldwin.com
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Did some other site's owner try to monetize the Holocaust and you finally GTFO? Are you feeling a bit lost in this new website? Here are some tips for you. Share widely for all the newcomers.

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Unofficial Guardian (World) Bot's avatar Unofficial Guardian (World) Bot @guardian-world-rss.bsky.social
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Half of recent US inflation due to high corporate profits, report finds

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Mike the Mad Biologist's avatar Mike the Mad Biologist @mikethemadbiol.bsky.social
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"The Virginia Department of Health urged unvaccinated travelers who were at Dulles International Airport from 4 to 8 p.m. on Jan. 3 to be on the lookout for signs of measles. Health officials also issued a warning for people who were at Reagan National Airport between 2:30 and 6:30 p.m. on Jan. 4."

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Bebe Neuwirth  (she/her)'s avatar Bebe Neuwirth (she/her) @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social
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The world is horrifying. Here’s a cute cat.

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The USA Singers's avatar The USA Singers @theusasingers.bsky.social
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Joe Biden is everything they pretend Donald Trump is, and Donald Trump does everything they accuse Joe Biden of doing. This is the longest, most coordinated, most ridiculous gaslighting and projecting attack of all time. Vote Blue to end this insanity.

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Tuvalu Dreams's avatar Tuvalu Dreams @tuvaludreams.bsky.social
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They eat tons of ticks! In my book that makes them heroes! 😄

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Phoenix's avatar Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social
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They are cute. They eat the dastardly ticks that carry Lyme disease& they even make friends with deer& groom them a symbiotic relationship.they eat rats and mice.So be kind to them they help us.Also, if you see a body of an opossum on the road,please check the pouch there might be live babies inside

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Tuvalu Dreams's avatar Tuvalu Dreams @tuvaludreams.bsky.social
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One eyed Jack 😁❤️ I’m a card collector so I just love that

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Tuvalu Dreams's avatar Tuvalu Dreams @tuvaludreams.bsky.social
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I love them! I would have bet money that’s what it was 😊 I don’t think I have that color (yet!) though so I’ll have to check it out. Thanks 😊

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Tuvalu Dreams's avatar Tuvalu Dreams @tuvaludreams.bsky.social
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Also, the name of your cat is genius 😍

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Tuvalu Dreams's avatar Tuvalu Dreams @tuvaludreams.bsky.social
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Seriously, sis, what is the name/brand of this mystical magic? So pretty 🤩

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Tuvalu Dreams's avatar Tuvalu Dreams @tuvaludreams.bsky.social
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The only problem is that then you have to post your weight in pounds too and for me, that’s scary 🫣😆

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jamie quinn 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar jamie quinn 🏳️‍⚧️ @threnody.bsky.social
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we’re 5 DAYS into 2024 & *125* anti-trans bills have been filed across the US. do cis people know this map? this is risk for *adult* trans people across america. FL is already “do not travel.” i must have a few cis followers. please share this. consider if you could live in a country like this.

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Tuvalu Dreams's avatar Tuvalu Dreams @tuvaludreams.bsky.social
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None of us know what we’re doing, but we’re having fun trying 😉😆

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Marie Rose 🌹🌱🌊☀️☕📚🐾🐝🌎🎶📷's avatar Marie Rose 🌹🌱🌊☀️☕📚🐾🐝🌎🎶📷 @darlingm777.bsky.social
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I just read this in Ross's voice 🤔🤔🤔😀

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Onion Inc Union's avatar Onion Inc Union @onionunion.bsky.social
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The Onion would like to congratulate its owner, G/O Media, for standing firm in its return-to-office mandate, as we can think of nowhere more conducive to best-in-class thought leadership than a fluorescent-lit room populated with the abandoned desks of terminated colleagues.

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Bill G 🌊💙☮️🌈💞Kindness Matters's avatar Bill G 🌊💙☮️🌈💞Kindness Matters @gman1952.bsky.social
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Good morning and Happy New Year, BlueSky!🙋🏼‍♂️☕ I wish you and yours peace, happiness and goodness. Let your smile glow and laugh be hearty; it's good for your soul. Shine brightly and show kindness and your best self to others. Enjoy a beautiful day, my friends.💙🫂...🙏🏼🕊️#KindnessMatters

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Saucy Rick Havoc 's avatar Saucy Rick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social
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Happy New Year! I hope your night wasn't too brutal. And fuck Trump.

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Amanda Smith's avatar Amanda Smith @amandasmith.bsky.social
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That’s it girls we are taking NONE of our responsibilities into 2024

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