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kilgore trout@kilgoretrout.bsky.social |
this is now one of the funniest posts on the internet
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Evan
@leftist420.bsky.social
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Lmfao
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Six will do the damn thing.
@thesix.bsky.social
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I bet *your* lawyer was never doxxed playing hookey from court by the freshman that runs your campaign.
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tyler
@tylert.bsky.social
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objection!
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lil orphan goshzilla
@realgoshzilla.bsky.social
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This is just a natural evolution from the Mr Show sketch that all legal cases are decided by a series of blowjobs
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🐄📏👖🩳
@clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social
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why
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Keebler Youngblood
@youngkeebler.bsky.social
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She’s worth the 83.3M amirite
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. . . - - - . . .
@ganderboy.bsky.social
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Her midsection is photoshopped. Everything is fake with this man.
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Gojira1000
@gojira1000.bsky.social
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It'll get even funnier if she gets sanctioned for being F-tier
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Jo_clever_ke
@insidejoke.bsky.social
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Credit where it's due, those look like some impressive abs. If the courts ruled on abs, Trump would have been in a good position.
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David C B
@tzed250.bsky.social
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Doesn’t she get 1/3 of any settlement she gets for her client 😂
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Tahar 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇺🇳 🇪🇺
@rochaa.bsky.social
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What does it even mean? Good looking people make good lawyers?
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Sven Koprek
@svenkoprek.bsky.social
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Even funnier is that she's so proud of it that she made it her pinned post on the hellsite
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Prosediva
@prosediva.bsky.social
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He’s not going to pay her. 😎
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Prosediva
@prosediva.bsky.social
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That girl is wearing a bra.
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Andy Pearlman
@apearlma.bsky.social
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alina habba? now a-lien-a habba.
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🌈OPJM🌈
@opjm.bsky.social
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"If your legal argument is so solid, why can't I jack off to it?"
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Matt Browner Hamlin
@mattbh.com
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Hunter Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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@captainsidecar.bsky.social
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I'm pretty sure, for $80+m, I could find someone more interesting to have sex with.
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Dëad Børkchettå
@deadbarchetta.bsky.social
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-Objection your honor! -On what grounds, counsel? -Uh... I'm super hot in this totally undoctored photo? -Overruled. The jury will disregard.
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Charles Kinbote
@charleskinbote.bsky.social
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I have never considered soliciting legal advice based upon how good the attorney looks in a bikini, but I do have it on good authority that my CPA has an amazing cock (which I learned against my will)
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Debby Bee
@debbybee.bsky.social
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Please, someone repost every single comment under this tweet.
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Jeff (8 Bit) Hauser
@321549real.bsky.social
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Boobs don't win cases, smart lawyers do.
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Deerwings
@deerwings.bsky.social
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Would be a zing if it wasn't for the fact that Biden doesn't NEED lawyers, because Republicans still can't find a crime.
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Alexander The Meh
@alexanderthemeh.bsky.social
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Especially since it might have been photoshopped
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OhioHawkeye
@ohiohawkeye.bsky.social
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Poor Trump. She’s not even going to sleep with him. :(
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The Wainscoting Guy
@squigglymips.bsky.social
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I’m losing my mind why are her head and feet in focus but not the rest of her
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surf dracula
@feldspar.bsky.social
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photoshopped all to heck ofc
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Ian Boudreau
@iboudreau.bsky.social
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You're looking at a Platinum-level League of Legends player right there
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Coyoty
@coyoty.bsky.social
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Hubba Habba!
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donut
@funkndonuts.bsky.social
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gonna have to eat $83 million out i guess
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The Next Day
@incompetusrex.bsky.social
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* Sexual attractiveness does not guarantee favorable legal results.
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amdiamanti
@amdiamanti.bsky.social
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This is my uncle. Eat your heart out Biden!
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Sean Kozma
@seankozma.bsky.social
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Does… does he not understand what a lawyer is supposed to do?
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Still Got a Little Bit of Clairvoyance
@kevinnelson84.bsky.social
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These are my civil and criminal defense lawyers (no relation) eat your heart out Biden!!
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Georgiaontap
@georgiaontap.bsky.social
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I like attorneys that win cases.
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Gayer Than Thou 🏳️🌈
@gayerthanthou.bsky.social
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I can picture Biden now, all “I wish *I* were represented by a hot attorney who would lawyer her way to a multi-million-dollar verdict against me!”
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Mitchell Epner
@mitchellepner.bsky.social
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"When you want to send a steak back, Michael Dorsey's a name." Except, I don't think that Ms. Habba could "play an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass."
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Brian Dixon
@brianboru.bsky.social
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Soon to be his running mate? Does the GOP have a Plan B?
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Hittiebell
@mehitabel123.bsky.social
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Now that she's failed utterly as a lawyer, there's no other career path left but being Ivanka's stand-in.
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Kai su, bygåy 💫
@bygay.bsky.social
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A picture worth a million dollars. Or 83 million dollars.
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LaurenceM
@biglarry2k23.bsky.social
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Did he choose her on the basis of her legal expertise ?? Or her massaging skills ….
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Lauren P. Beans
@laurenzobeans.bsky.social
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It was always one of the funniest posts on the internet. 😭
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Xipha
@xipha.bsky.social
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Her hips may not lie, but they also don't turn her into a good lawyer. Maybe she should go to Fox News and complain again that everyone is mean to her and her client.
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Sock Puppet Pundit
@sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social
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Her bellybutton is a black hole. Look how its gravitational force warps the building.
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Pierce Nichols
@nocleverhandle.bsky.social
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Selecting your lawyer by what they look like in a bikini is certainly a bold choice...
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@jenniexplainsitall.bsky.social
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After all, the most important part of a civil/criminal trial is the bikini contest!
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Dez
@theofficialceo.bsky.social
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the number one thing I look for in a legal expert is being hot
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats
@plepgeat.bsky.social
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Believe it or not, the OP has this as her pinned tweet.
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Chris
@lucashamilton.bsky.social
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"Eat your heart out Biden" This is what Trump's fandom focuses on, when he is being put on multiple trials? And losing... Good Lord, these people are not serious...
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Marc Hirsh
@spacecitymarc.bsky.social
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When you choose a lawyer based on how much you want her to fuck you.
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Jamisen Etzel
@jamisen.bsky.social
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The idea that looking good means you’re a good lawyer, lol
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Bill Stewart
@billstewart.bsky.social
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Biden's "Be Best" tweet of today does pretty well.
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Angelo Zanola
@angelozanola.bsky.social
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Well, a heart did get eaten, but in the Temple of Doom manner.
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skepti says beads beads beads
@skeptipolitics.bsky.social
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Oh so he picked his lawyer for being hot instead of smart.
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masurrealist
@masurrealisr.bsky.social
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Sexist of course
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Joe Uchill
@joeuchill.bsky.social
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To be fair, it was already one of the funniest posts on the internet.
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Sparky Griswold
@sparkygriswold.bsky.social
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Must've had a heavy lunch. Like neutron star heavy.
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Dominic Meagher
@dom-ma.bsky.social
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Presumably that’s also his intended pick for Attorney General.
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Justin Noormand
@justin-noormand.bsky.social
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The lazy photoshopping resulting in the rubber pillars in the background is just glorious
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Jeezy
@ajrozay.bsky.social
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2 to 1 odds she’s his next wife
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post malone ergo propter malone
@proptermalone.bsky.social
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don’t get it twisted, as they say
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Jimmy Two Hands
@jimmytwohands.bsky.social
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She reflects very poorly on all the hot lawyers who aren’t total dumdums
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Liv Rainey-Smith
@livraineysmith.bsky.social
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My favorite part is the columns and umbrella stand warping inwards towards her waist, as if someone ineptly edited the photo to make her look more like their ideal. 🤣
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Elizabeth Spiers
@espiers.bsky.social
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On the same note, this is my cardiologist. Eat your heart out, Biden!
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KINOPTIKA🐍 Mx 🍉
@kinoptika.bsky.social
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=S86V...
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KINOPTIKA🐍 Mx 🍉
@kinoptika.bsky.social
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$83.3M
💸💸💸💸💸💸
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@illimij.bsky.social
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"Take a seat."
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Kate
@silea.bsky.social
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She’s so hot even those pillars in the background are drawn to her.
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Chad Farrenburg
@chadfarrenburg.bsky.social
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Most expensive prostitute yet.
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Gaius (from Tribunate)
@gaius.bsky.social
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She also probably gave Trump COVID
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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD
@hlrowe.bsky.social
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He only hires from central casting. They don’t have to be *good* at whatever task he gives them. They just need to look good.
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Hipster Sasquatch
@hipstersasquatch.bsky.social
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Trump's Lawyer causes the fabric of space and time to warp around her? I guess she really is as dense as she seemed in court.
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KeyzerSoze357
@blknyte3571914.bsky.social
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I'm Reᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ! 🌊🎶💙🇺🇸
@realretweet.bsky.social
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Soon to be Unemployed lawyer. 😁 Lost $83 Million case.
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Helen/Tina/Boob Punch
@tinavstammy.bsky.social
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Heh. It was always funny, but yeah, it's funnier now. Previously a) Habba is legit attractive. So why the poor editing? Previously b) Attractiveness is not and never has been a legal skill. President Biden knows that; Mr. Trump, maybe not so much. Today: SHE REALLY PROVED JUST HOW MUCH IT ISN'T
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Jordan H
@jordhe.bsky.social
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People forget about the swimsuit portion of the bar exam
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Robert
@guydebored.bsky.social
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Thought of this post almost immediately. It’s perfect. That it is doctored to make her midsection look smaller is a great bonus.
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LrdSlvrhnd
@lrdslvrhnd.bsky.social
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Sure, because that's what I want in a lawyer, someone who looks decent in a bikini.
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Jonathan Gilligan
@jgilligan.org
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This is Trump's spray tan. Eat your heart out, Biden!
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Greedo
@greedo.bsky.social
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Virgin Loser Biden with his beloved wife of 46 years vs Chad “Big W” Trump with his hot lawyer who has gotten her head stuck in a paper bag
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Cbusguy
@cbusguy.bsky.social
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also the photoshopped midsection... everything's drawn toward the center
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Cbusguy
@cbusguy.bsky.social
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original poster pinned this to their profile, which might be a next level of MAGA obliviousness. 8.6k replies lol
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Emily Suess Dot Com
@emilysuess.com
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And now we know what happens when you hire a lawyer based on whether or not you like looking at their photoshopped beach pics. *womp womp dot wav*
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Violetmusing🧚🏼♀️
@violetmusing.bsky.social
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Wow! Look at the intelligence on that one!
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@darkwebmallcop.bsky.social
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This is Trump’s alien assassin. Eat your heart out, Biden
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Michael Metivier
@grousehollow.bsky.social
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Meet my pharmacists! Up yours, woke moralists!
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@thallus.bsky.social
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Honestly I’m horned up for Alina
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Alan Neff
@alanneff.bsky.social
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The comments on X in response have gotten more scathing since today's verdict.
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Casey
@captlaserpants.bsky.social
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Why is half her body blurry
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