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@sensualdad.bsky.social

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โ€ข he/him/sensual โ€ข ngunnawal country, australia ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ

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thank you ๐Ÿ’•

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i once challenged burt reynolds to a chest hair competition and the loser had to star in deliverance

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when youโ€™re weak in the knees from the butter and cheese thatโ€™s a mornay

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The bad vibes are coming from inside the ham

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[first date] HER: are you crying? ME: *crying with happiness because i finally found my soulmate, but also remembering that girls like bad boys* my eyeballs get sweaty when i think about committing crimes

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[first date] HER: are you crying? ME: *crying with happiness because i finally found my soulmate, but also remembering that girls like bad boys* my eyeballs get sweaty when i think about committing crimes

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My wife and I tried role play but we couldnโ€™t agree on who would be Beavis and who would be Butthead

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"Pssst." "Shhh!" "Whatcha doing?" "Waiting." "For what?" "A cheetah." "I hear those are beautiful." "They sure are, fast too, now hush." "Can I wait with you?" "Only if you're quiet."

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Mooooom you're embarrassing me in front of the many headed beast sent to deliver a furious reckoning to mankind

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i donโ€™t need a thermometer. i judge how cold it is by how many Road House DVDโ€™s i can hang from my nipples. itโ€™s currently 10 DVDโ€™s outside.

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For Disability Pride Month, one thing I'd love abled bodied people to figure out is how to speak to someone with chronic health issues without implying that if they themselves had the disabled person's health conditions, they would end it all. I promise you life goes on- even with health issues.

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go ahead and thank your local canadian for their culinary delights (and stunning good looks)

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this is also very much an australian thing. blessed be our commonwealth comrades ๐Ÿค

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i feel like this is turning into a beauty and the beast situation

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iโ€™m too cute to have to work for a living

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bringing a identical backup white shirt to the cookout

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good morning to everyone (except the non-sensuals)

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iโ€™m sitting on 19. thatโ€™s 19 people that are confirmed as non-sensual

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if someone blocked me (276 currently do) i would simply not care and move on with my life instead of posting and tagging people about it

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Viktor Winetrout's avatar Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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[meeting identical twins] Which one of you is better

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Live your best life. Cut your enemyโ€™s hair. Invent new crimes. Wear a strangerโ€™s hat

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thinking of becoming a private detective who lives on a houseboat and becomes embroiled in a steamy love affair with a new mysterious client which in turn results in me being framed for the murder of a corrupt politician and i only have 36 hours to clear my name

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DATING TIP: pull out her chair at dinner & whisper "that's not the only thing I'll be pulling out" then pull out her napkin like a gentleman

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looks like youโ€™re not taking care of business. not very bachman-turner overdrive of you

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boss: why are you late? me: why are you so obsessed with me?

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You may spot a guy who looks like Tom Arnold. We donโ€™t think itโ€™s Tom Arnold, but he does give really great $3 shoulder massages.

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Sorry my eldest poltergeist daughter Zeena, drank all the blood at your daughter's surprise birthday party.

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iโ€™d wear my ugg boots to the mall but i donโ€™t feel comfortable breaking the hearts of all those who will inevitably fall in love with me

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this will never be forgotten either. one day soon, he will have his vengeance.

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You never hear of pushed pork

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i drive a tiny car to compensate for my giant penis

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me: iโ€™m chonking on food please call 911 my friends: chonking

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Sorry I yelled out, "WE HAVE THE MEATS," when I came.

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Me, rigid with anxiety: yeah Iโ€™m good, you?

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