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Christine W

@googlygirl.bsky.social

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Another Twitter refuge. Looking for old friends and new.


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PAM!'s avatar PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social
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Bet the whole world could go green if we harnessed the power of the audacity of online men.

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Minister of Loneliness's avatar Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social
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Honesty: for when you want people to stop liking you.

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D.N. Schmidt, Space Opera Author ๐Ÿ›ธ's avatar D.N. Schmidt, Space Opera Author ๐Ÿ›ธ @writepop.bsky.social
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"Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?" - The first primate to experience consciousness

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Octopus/Caveman's avatar Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social
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I hate hearing actors talk about how they gained 40lbs for a role and it really took a toll on their body. Bitch I gained 20lbs yesterday because a commercial made me sad.

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Ennui Doofen's avatar Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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Me: Why does my head hurt? Google: You have terminal cancer and a learning disability. Would you like to buy a squeaky penguin keychain? Are you having trouble losing weight?

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Christine W's avatar Christine W @googlygirl.bsky.social
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Halloween costume, or kid wearing their pajamas in the middle of the day at the grocery store? Probably pajamas.

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Melissa 2024 Edition 's avatar Melissa 2024 Edition @meltart.bsky.social
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For those of you lucky enough to wear winter gloves ๐Ÿงค

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Mickey Martini ๐Ÿธ๐ŸŸฆ's avatar Mickey Martini ๐Ÿธ๐ŸŸฆ @mtopkat3852.bsky.social
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My favorite thing about golf is I don't have to try.

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SneezingWithWetMascara's avatar SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social
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People will argue with you if you call vodka "potato soup" but you'll be too drunk from all the soup you had to care.

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Christine W's avatar Christine W @googlygirl.bsky.social
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My favorite thing about golf is that I donโ€™t have to play.

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Theciscokidder's avatar Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social
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Me: I'd like to exchange fluids. Jiffy Lube employee: You mean get an oil change? Me: Well, that too.

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Paul's avatar Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social
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Surround yourself with the right people. (Tall ones are best, makes it difficult for snipers to get a clean shot at you.)

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Dak's avatar Dak @dak.bsky.social
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assuming the hardest part of being in a street gang is trying to stop saying 'bless you' whenever someone sneezes

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Paul Bear  ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ's avatar Paul Bear ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ @paulcolam.bsky.social
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As Twitter dies trolls are looking at other media outlets to engage. Hide their replies. Then go to their profile and block them. Never engage. They will soon tire of their trolling if they get no response. Peace and Harmony prevails when we stick together.

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Paul Krugman's avatar Paul Krugman @pkrugman.bsky.social
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I'm pretty much giving up on the app formerly known as Twitter. It has really been degraded as a way to keep up with informed discourse, and I don't want to be an unpaid content provide for Musk. Will start posting wonkery here, maybe also on Threads

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Miss Riss's avatar Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social
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Nuance? You want nuance? We've got perfectly good ance at home.

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kim's avatar kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social
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๐ŸŽต jimmy eat world and i donโ€™t care ๐ŸŽต

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Christine W's avatar Christine W @googlygirl.bsky.social
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Is is SO freaking hard to get a good photo of them!

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๐Ÿ’™๐ŸฉตChloe๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿ’™'s avatar ๐Ÿ’™๐ŸฉตChloe๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿ’™ @poshcloset1000.bsky.social
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Awww, look at Charlie..๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ’•

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Ennui Doofen's avatar Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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Sometimes when I'm in a long line I realize I'm talking to myself loudly like "You can do it, you're doing great!" so I just point out to the others that more people should cheer for cashiers

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Jake_Vig's avatar Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man who stole my shoes and they looked awesome on him.

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๐•ฎ๐–๐–—๐–Ž๐–˜ ๐•ฟ๐–๐–”๐–—๐–“๐–Šยฎ's avatar ๐•ฎ๐–๐–—๐–Ž๐–˜ ๐•ฟ๐–๐–”๐–—๐–“๐–Šยฎ @thorchrs.bsky.social
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๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

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Melissa 2024 Edition 's avatar Melissa 2024 Edition @meltart.bsky.social
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I love the bees ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ but this one seems a little lethargic with the cooler temps here right now.

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DashHound's avatar DashHound @dashhound.bsky.social
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Happy Sunday! Autumn in full display!

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Tommy Knockers's avatar Tommy Knockers @tommyknockers.bsky.social
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I'm happy for you but mostly because I know how much that will piss you off.

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Iโ€™m so glad I take vitamins to feel exactly the same as when I donโ€™t take vitamins.

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Tommy Knockers's avatar Tommy Knockers @tommyknockers.bsky.social
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Doctor: You cannot drink while on these meds. Me: Wanna bet?

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gamera obscura 's avatar gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social
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Thatโ€™s why we always say - abortion bans donโ€™t impact the rich. Itโ€™s a war on the poor.

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Minou The Rescue Cat's avatar Minou The Rescue Cat @minousjewels.bsky.social
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Mine enemy, the RAVEN, is back at the window! Heโ€™s taunting me! So rude!

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Ana K Wrenn 's avatar Ana K Wrenn @anakwrenn.bsky.social
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Human, May your #Caturday be meowvelous. We Felines want you rested to serve us well. ๐ŸพIce Queen Kitty

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Rachel Louise Driscoll's avatar Rachel Louise Driscoll @rachloudriscoll.bsky.social
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Happy #Caturday from Queen Tabitha and I ๐Ÿ˜บ

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bacon popsicle ๐Ÿซ€'s avatar bacon popsicle ๐Ÿซ€ @gupton68.bsky.social
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Iโ€™m not suggesting she only married me so she had someone tall enough to reach the mute button on the kitchen smoke detector, but Iโ€™m beginning to suspect it may have been a factor.

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CrazyMyra's avatar CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social
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I know they don't have to be an elected official, but does the Speaker need to be human? I recommend a squirrel.

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Buddy & Gizmo's avatar Buddy & Gizmo @buddy-gizmo.bsky.social
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Hello Bluesky pals! Thank you to all of our friends old and new whoโ€™ve joined us here so far - hoping to get more organised and pop up more often! In the meantime please enjoy these #Caturday portraits! ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ

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Jennifer Slowpez's avatar Jennifer Slowpez @jennslowpez.bsky.social
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I would trade either of my children for an otter.

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Brosephine Wires's avatar Brosephine Wires @joparkerbear.bsky.social
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Iโ€™m dog-sitting and my sister told me to drink the White Claw in her refrigerator. Iโ€™m pretty sure Iโ€™ve had it before, but maaanโ€ฆ I just opened up a Blackberry and this stuff is disgusting. Itโ€™s like Old English for sad lonely white women

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Forrest Plump's avatar Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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I just want someone to look at me the way my cat looks at his dry ass kibble.

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