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Miss Riss

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I will always cherish the original misconception I had of you

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hammancheez's avatar hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social
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Nancy Pelosi turning on Biden saying he’s too old is kinda lol

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maura quint's avatar maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social
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you know how when people get alzheimers they can sometimes connect again with a piece of music they know very well? my kids are going to have to play me aughts indie rock and I'm already mortified.

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Sweetie π's avatar Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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watched an octopus documentary and the narrator said they sometimes punch fish out of spite and I’ve never been more in love with anything in my life

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852dude's avatar 852dude @852dude.bsky.social
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You know, they say "vote blue no matter who" but then you vote for that new dude who is literally blue wants good things for everyone and [REDACTED BY INQUISITION]

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Shani 🫧🍉's avatar Shani 🫧🍉 @blerdmommy.bsky.social
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I don’t think Biden should run on “defeating Covid” just stick to the progressive policies you reluctantly pushed through, man.

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sky 's avatar sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social
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Impossible to respect the spider who builds a web across my front doorway. You did no research, you fool, no reconnaissance at all.

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andy van slyke's avatar andy van slyke @im-all-id.bsky.social
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It'd be nice to have the opposite of an intrusive thought once in a while. Just a really sudden calming thought

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SwampLizard's avatar SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social
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Hidden Valley Ranch doesn’t even come from a hidden valley, it’s literally just tap ranch

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mean things I say to myself's avatar mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social
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Okay okay I will throw you a boner

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Jason, ex Inferis's avatar Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
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Not everyone can be a silly goose. Someone has to be the grim gander

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executive editor, barbell quarterly's avatar executive editor, barbell quarterly @swolecialism.bsky.social
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I can say lots of good things about Bernie but one of his best is that he is a fucking master at pivoting to message

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Mains Lounger's avatar Mains Lounger @mains-lounger.bsky.social
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The clue is clearly right there in what Bernie says about Biden being the best President in modern history for the working class. The centrists are obviously feeling pressure from their business donors.

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Frame the Narrative 's avatar Frame the Narrative @framethenarrative.bsky.social
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I feel like, while depicted as otherwise, the most progressive members of Congress are the best team players. Centrists will abandon ship over basically anything.

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Miss Riss's avatar Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social
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let us relentlessly, endlessly, loudly call out every god damn centrist, moderate, conservative Dem who constantly stalled, blocked and weakened every ounce of the Dem agenda and are proving what disloyal cowards and obstructionists they have ALWAYS been since the DLC days.

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Anil Dash's avatar Anil Dash @anildash.com
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This honestly doesn’t surprise me. The truth is, Biden did actually get pulled left and enacted progressive policies. I’m not surprised the progressives in Congress are standing with him. Everyone is being reasonable.

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Sweetie π's avatar Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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Isn’t it fun how we can come on here and say things and none of it matters and we can all act normal and not psycho

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Wilbur72's avatar Wilbur72 @wilbur72.bsky.social
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What has 75 balls and gets old women excited? A Bingo machine

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Miss Riss's avatar Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social
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Toiling away at the engagement farms

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Management rep literally said “he started it” and yelled at a member of our unit a third his age for laughing, if you’re wondering how union negotiations are going

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Emissary Of Night | ليلى's avatar Emissary Of Night | ليلى @diplomatofnight.com
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Israeli forces fatally shot 14-year-old Ghassan Gharib Hussein Zahran in the back while he played with friends yesterday in the occupied West Bank. Israeli settlers and soldiers attacked Palestinian residents who tried to reach Ghassan while he bled out. Defense for Children International.

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KIMBLY💕✨ 's avatar KIMBLY💕✨ @k1m.bsky.social
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look at her

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Busted Flip Flops's avatar Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social
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People who design casino/hotel carpets clearly have the best drugs on earth.

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Coach Rusty's avatar Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social
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Got fired from the CIA for showing up in my “Not A Spy” t-shirt on the first day

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saja's avatar saja @saja.bsky.social
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i wonder how the guy who had diarrhea so heinous they had to land the plane he was on is doing

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Pestilence's avatar Pestilence @pestilence4all.bsky.social
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The fact we are living through this totally fucked up timeline is proof that no one had ever invented time travel in the future.

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Kelsey Atherton's avatar Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social
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I don't really think there's a path from posting to enough change in elite opinion that it leads to action, but that's the stakes and the terms and the shape of the break. Everything else has fallen into that gap, a festering wound on the body politic that threatens to end the future of democracy.

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Wicked Ho's avatar Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
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hello? i need someone to fact check a joke?

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Fuse Washington's avatar Fuse Washington @fusewa.bsky.social
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As all of us across Washington suffer under this heatwave, remember that Initiative 2117 would allow more fossil fuel pollution, which intensifies heat disasters in Washington, while cutting programs that help make forests more resilient to wildfires. Vote No on I-2117 this fall!

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Doug Gordon's avatar Doug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social
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If Biden does step down I hope he makes the announcement just as Trump is about to take the stage at the RNC.

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Miss Riss's avatar Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social
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Zoodlie doodlie motherfuckers

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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I was going to read this to dunk on it but literally the opening line is about George RR Martin and Game of Thrones and Game of Thrones is hyperlinked to take you to another MSNBC article called “What Game of Thrones has to teach us about politics”

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Cate 🐬's avatar Cate 🐬 @catebridget.bsky.social
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i just think the Dems in congress (and George Clooney, too) are being really lazy. there’s work to do and they’re worried that their mascot won’t lift them and everyone else up, when they’re supposed to do some lifting. criticize Biden on policy. there’s fertile ground there. the ableism is cringe.

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Tikkun Olamunist - ירמל גרױס's avatar Tikkun Olamunist - ירמל גרױס @tikkunolamunist.bsky.social
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If you think "working class" is white male auto workers who live in the suburbs, and not multiracial Starbucks baristas, Amazon warehouse workers, and Wal-Mart greeters of all genders, you are perpetuating a revanchist racist myth, the reality of which died with Reagan.

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David Slack's avatar David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social
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If anyone is wondering what a smart liberal George Clooney is… He went fi-core (quit) my union over the writing credit on LEATHERHEADS.

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Marisa Kabas's avatar Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social
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this is the point in the summer where time starts speed running and labor day is tomorrow

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Anne Kosseff-Jones's avatar Anne Kosseff-Jones @annekosseffjones.bsky.social
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A couple of years ago, @mskellymhayes.bsky.social tweeted something like, "work the problem like someone who wants to find a solution, not like someone who wants to have been right," and I've thought about it so much since. It's harder than it should be but also the only way forward.

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Inspector Ratchet's avatar Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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"HEY GUYS, QUICK QUESTION" (talks for 57 minutes)

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑's avatar 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
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Sorry your boyfriend thinks the clitoris is the chamber in which a caterpillar transforms into a butterfly.

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Ed Burmila's avatar Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social
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Is it possible that people as craven and self-important as this are less interested in the outcome than in getting themselves "on record" so they can grandstand about how they were right and nobody listened to them if Biden loses? Would James Carville do that? Who can say!

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Ed Burmila's avatar Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social
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Ask yourself if Carville, Pelosi, Clooney, etc get what they're demanding and it turns out to be a total disaster - switching nominees 3mo before the election, what could go wrong! - will they say "Damn we were wrong" or will they blame someone, anyone else, probably you the voter.

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Ed Burmila's avatar Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social
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The Washington Capitals are so far over the NHL salary cap that they bought the website that tracks the NHL salary cap and shut it down so no one can see how boned they are. Not *specifically* important but a good example of how the modern media-information-money environment is working!

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La Captain Oblivious's avatar La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Hello. I’m heading over to be weird with you.

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Timothy's avatar Timothy @herooftim.bsky.social
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Sorry I was weird online, I have microplastics in my brain

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Uncle Kermit's avatar Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social
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Temporary layoffs, easy credit rip offs and scratching and surviving, don't sound like good times to me.

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Miss Riss's avatar Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social
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I think it's fair to say, no they don't or they don't care and it's all self protection and alignment with the right.

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