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andy van slyke
@im-all-id.bsky.social
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It'd be nice to have the opposite of an intrusive thought once in a while. Just a really sudden calming thought
11 replies 59 reposts 227 likes
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Forrest Plump@nahyoudoit.bsky.social |
958 followers 481 following 3055 posts
reader, cross stitcher, farter.
link for my shitposts
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaamud5ttv42u
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andy van slyke
@im-all-id.bsky.social
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It'd be nice to have the opposite of an intrusive thought once in a while. Just a really sudden calming thought
11 replies 59 reposts 227 likes
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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I’ve been cheating on Bluesky with books, but I promise they didn’t mean nothin’ to me.
1 replies 19 reposts 68 likes
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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Holy fucking shit 😆😆😆😆
1 replies 0 reposts 3 likes
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Twin Dad
@twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
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Her labia tattoo didn't make sense until I folded it like those Mad Magazine pictures.
6 replies 32 reposts 77 likes
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Hiring a bunch of mob guys to follow me around and say, “OH!” every time I make a cute little joke.
12 replies 35 reposts 106 likes
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debbshock
@debbshock.bsky.social
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the rule here is, if you like more than one post from somebody, you guys make out
3 replies 7 reposts 24 likes
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Chestbursty
@chestrovert.bsky.social
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I prefer the duller cheddars, stop making everything sharper
3 replies 14 reposts 44 likes
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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The hardest part of self care is believing you deserve it.
0 replies 8 reposts 22 likes
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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0 replies 1 reposts 2 likes
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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Sometimes I go the beach and look out over the water and yell PIPIT, PIPIT over and over again because I’m really not a nice guy
4 replies 16 reposts 30 likes
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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I like you and all, but I wouldn’t pass up a really good cheeseburger to be with you.
2 replies 16 reposts 30 likes
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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Fucking dying 😆😆😆😆
1 replies 0 reposts 3 likes
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connectpoliticditto.
@cpoliticditto.bsky.social
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The Hawk Tuah Girl’s 15 minutes are up. It’s MY time to shine (the I’m Sorry, This Usually Doesn’t Happen Man)
2 replies 6 reposts 25 likes
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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futurejeffrey🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.lol
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my love language is doing that thing with my hand to make sure the AC is hitting you in the car
8 replies 45 reposts 111 likes
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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I’m “kids wouldn’t be caught dead wearing Champion because that was for scrubs” years old
2 replies 7 reposts 21 likes
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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I rewatch Bojack all the time and most of the reason is for this episode to hit me hard.
1 replies 0 reposts 3 likes
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Ray
@sireviscerate.bsky.social
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What's the best episode of TV you've ever watched
5 replies 4 reposts 19 likes
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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That’s my plan
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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I knowwwww. I just wanna hang out with you guys, so I lurk
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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I haven’t had anything to say I’m like, 3 years but I did my best on here. I think I’m all out of shitposts 😫😫😫
2 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈⬛🐈⬛
@amandabf.bsky.social
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0 replies 7 reposts 22 likes
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Me: You’re so beautiful. Her: And you… can you close the blinds and turn the light off, please?
4 replies 26 reposts 67 likes
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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Gooooooooo away, we’re telling jokes over here. In fact, you might wanna try something other than Bluesky.
2 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
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Theciscokidder
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
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I couldn't remember the word dishwasher so I called it a wet oven.
17 replies 78 reposts 246 likes
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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY
@armyvet1972.bsky.social
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Can we please go back to the time when we didn’t have to log into the fucking television set
1 replies 29 reposts 99 likes
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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I swear to fuck, I can’t stand people
1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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It’s always open in my chest where my heart used to be 😆
1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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Eeeeeks I love this!!
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Bro, we get it, you fuck
6 replies 38 reposts 124 likes
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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Thought I was depressed. Turns out I just needed spooky season back in my life.
1 replies 6 reposts 19 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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every day i get dumber and hotter. this is how i will win.
15 replies 77 reposts 262 likes
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connectpoliticditto.
@cpoliticditto.bsky.social
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I contain multitudes (multiple attitudes)
2 replies 16 reposts 33 likes
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Coach Rusty
@coachrusty.bsky.social
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God bless the very old people who still don’t know what weed smells like
3 replies 28 reposts 76 likes
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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I have a headache. Here’s a meme until I’m in the mood.
0 replies 4 reposts 16 likes
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Geoffrey
@thegeoffey.bsky.social
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Pro Tip: If you're going to micromanage, it's useful to be clear on what it is you're managing
0 replies 1 reposts 11 likes
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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Yep.
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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That’s the only thing getting me ready for work today
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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I went to high school with girls who used so much Aquanet they've named holes in the ozone layer after them
1 replies 13 reposts 33 likes
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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Omg me too
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luke
@coolhand.bsky.social
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I need an editor Like not for anything specifically, for everything I say and do everywhere at all times
6 replies 5 reposts 32 likes
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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I never saw that movie up until a few years ago and I saw White Christmas for the first time last year :)
0 replies 0 reposts 5 likes
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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I miss waking up and not knowing if I was still dreaming or not with the crazy shit I was seeing.
1 replies 0 reposts 3 likes
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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I’m an asshole 😵💫
1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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(It’s Don’t Bother to Knock)
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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I’m one of those assholes now who refers to Thursday as “my Friday” because I get Fridays and Saturdays off. Lemme just say when I thought I was miserable before, I can’t even get that dopamine rush I’d get at the end of the week anymore because Sundays are now my Mondays and everything is horrible
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Nappy Dolemite
@nappydolemite.bsky.social
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Friday, I'm in bed
2 replies 11 reposts 18 likes
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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It’s Friday so it’s time to slip into my bedazzled jorts and let the festivities* begin!!! *lots and lots of solitary crying
3 replies 27 reposts 45 likes
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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You totally get me.
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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I give a lot of credit to the, “ I hope this is the day I would die,” people, cuz I’m like, “be as mad as you want forever, I stopped thinking about you and your problems a long time ago. I really hope this works out for you
1 replies 11 reposts 22 likes