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pixel pusha τreez
@zoetreez.bsky.social
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dropping tears as fat as my ass, dawg
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Donkey Hotay@donkee.bsky.social |
159 followers 146 following 1638 posts
I’m an ass
Avoid this rabbit hole at all costs:
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pixel pusha τreez
@zoetreez.bsky.social
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dropping tears as fat as my ass, dawg
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Those animalistic needs that are always worming around in your brain? That’s not nature…that’s just some shit I gave you to fuck with you for kicks. - love, god
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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The coolest part about living in hurricane alley is how summer flights have a 50/50 chance of not being canceled
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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I don’t know about you, but I throw hatchets at my demons
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Rem.
@scooter235432.bsky.social
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I don't know about you, but I use chainsaws to battle my demons
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wonder jenny
@galacticpotlady.bsky.social
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Some dude replied Are you sure you didn’t mean to block? So I blocked him.
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Rem.
@scooter235432.bsky.social
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Walking around my neighborhood, yelling at my phone. I'm just playing Pokémon go.
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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No taxes
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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for the money & women
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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The Men in Black containment crew but for when I’ve lost my shit in public
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PAM!
@pamtoo.bsky.social
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Not saying an adjustable bed makes you sexier, but have you SEEN me?
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈⬛🐈⬛
@amandabf.bsky.social
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Love these days when I wake up, glance at the mirror, and say "Welp...that's more than enough of that." ☹️
3 replies 5 reposts 12 likes
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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If you are not gen x, then it would be difficult for you to fathom how a dope ass playa like me could be da bomb diggety
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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The challenge is to choose 20 books that greatly influenced you. One book per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 📚🔍. Day 8
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Can’t…I’m Inside the eye of Beryl
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Hollywood Hill
@hollywoodhill.bsky.social
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I read this through a fish eye lens
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Inimitable, indeed
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ZenCanuck
@zencanuck.bsky.social
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An incomparable multitude of diggety.
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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If you are not gen x, then it would be difficult for you to fathom how a dope ass playa like me could be da bomb diggety
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Me: Honey do you have any idea why the lady across the street keeps flipping me off? Wife: Since when? And are you sure that’s what’s happening? Me: For several days in a row now. And yes I’m positive. I just had these binoculars cleaned and calibrated
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Help me to help you fuck off
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Fuck is you doin?
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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A man’s impact on the world is measured by how many women have revenge fantasies of cutting his dick off. ~ me pitching my autobiography to Random House
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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The results of my bloodwork came back confirming I’m a sick fuck
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Hurricane prep can be fun for the WHOLE family 🌀🌊❤️🔥
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Me: no thanks Holmes I’m already high as fuck Officer: no, you blow into it
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Errbody knows D Ho
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RainDro
@raindro369.bsky.social
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Who up inning their hibitions?
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Before you come any closer, full transparency, I give gateway hugs
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Good morning fam! Please wish an amazing, eventful, and happy 9th birthday to the crick in my neck 🎉🥳
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Sorry they’re mowing down the Amazon rain forest because I insisted on receiving a hard copy of the internet.
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Judge: I’m inclined to approve your atty’s request that I release you on your own recognizance. Me: How many times I gotta tell you numnuts I ain’t got a fuckin recognizance. I’m innocent goddammit
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Breaking: Supreme Court rules fuck your freedoms AND human dignity…unless you got the cash muthafucka
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Cutting onions? No I just watched the end of Steel Magnolias goddammit
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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These buttons aren’t working. wtf
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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If my calculations are correct, this should be good for upwards of 211 re-skeets
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Ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
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He’ll thaw my frozen uncrustable sandwich under his balls.. kind of love.
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Ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
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Live. love. levitate.
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Only 45 to go. How’s that fundraising going?
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Meditation with Motörhead
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Going for broke, rock 'til you choke It don't matter if you drink or smoke Like that?
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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group therapy where we discuss our problems using only Motörhead lyrics call it Lemmy for your thoughts
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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during the summer, ACAB stands for All Corns Are Buttered
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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*towering over you* what did you say about the fluffiness of my pancakes?
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futurejeffrey🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.lol
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I got in big trouble for breaking the sculpture of a person’s upper body… got busted for busting the bust
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Hurricane prep can be fun for the WHOLE family 🌀🌊❤️🔥
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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The challenge is to choose 20 books that greatly influenced you. One book per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 📚🔍. Day 7
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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At 200 followers, I shall do the cinnamon challenge with cocaine.
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