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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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You just want to talk about my political party’s horrible platform and intended policies because you’re avoiding the real issue of Joe Biden calling Emmanuel Macron “French…Frenchy…French Man Cookie”

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Pessimus Prime 's avatar Pessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social
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I bit a radioactive spider and now it's got human powers. It's crying

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heinz beans's avatar heinz beans @heinzbeans.bsky.social
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sorry, i can't make it. no yeah, im busy feeling dread

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heinz beans's avatar heinz beans @heinzbeans.bsky.social
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need something to do with my life. or at least my evening

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Dr. Dinnertime 's avatar Dr. Dinnertime @drdinnertime.bsky.social
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Imagine the kind of numbers a Kennedy/Adams ticket would be doing

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Ennui Doofen's avatar Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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If I wipe my hands on your decorative towels I'm trying to say I believe you can become a person of substance

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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It's quite simple. We just need to find a very powerful wizard

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Dr. Dinnertime 's avatar Dr. Dinnertime @drdinnertime.bsky.social
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In a world where so many sports get almost no press coverage, this is a real waste of talent. Imagine if this kind of pot-stirring, narative-crafting energy was going towards, like, women's fencing instead. They should watch the Olympics and pick a new beat.

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The mysterious onion holds many secrets...

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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They want your despair. Withhold it.

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LENA WIFE's avatar LENA WIFE @nebulena.net
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but they were all of them deceived, for another type of guy was made

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puck's avatar puck @pucksarcana.bsky.social
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need vegetarian doner kebab in us. crawling around the sidewalk with a sign that says this hung around my neck and grasping at random passersby

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Meet n F*** Kingdom, Steve's avatar Meet n F*** Kingdom, Steve @itsphetz.bsky.social
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Maybe saying this makes me a boomer but: New things nowadays are fucking bad

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Dr. Dinnertime 's avatar Dr. Dinnertime @drdinnertime.bsky.social
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shout out to veterans in all 66 states!

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rare body oils's avatar rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social
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I LOVE MY WORLDVIEW!!!!♥️ Plz send me things that confirm my beautiful world view...♥️🙏

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Brian Teaser's avatar Brian Teaser @cheatlines.co
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Out: Therapy speak In: Crew Resource Management

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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When AOL and Prodigy started taking off in the early 90s, our neighbor bought a bunch of cement slab and busted it up and sold it online as "Real Pieces of the Berlin Wall" and "Real Pieces of the Great Wall of China" and that guy realized what the internet was gonna be before everyone else

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Guy at the banner printing shop: "wisheed. Got it"

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Justice Alito's wife has learned the magic spells from Myst and trapped her husband in a flag.

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lyndsay's avatar lyndsay @magpie.tips
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That's one way to disarm the police

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Dr. Dinnertime 's avatar Dr. Dinnertime @drdinnertime.bsky.social
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91-year-old Hollywood Arby's owner retire bitch

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the unbearable flightless of boeing

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Dr. Dinnertime 's avatar Dr. Dinnertime @drdinnertime.bsky.social
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And I say that as someone who is about to move to a new place with a lot of bare walls...

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With the caveat that I've never actually purchased art directly, and am basing this purely on vibes, $50 seems way too low.

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ceej's avatar ceej @ceej.online
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pedestrians who get in the way of speeding vehicles are contributing to an aura of oppression that harms an extremely vulnerable segment of our population: people who think the law shouldn't apply to them because they want to drive really fast

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im kinda like if don quixote didnt do all that stuff and instead was just on the computer a lot

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