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Alex Blechman
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)
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geeky steven@geekysteven.bsky.social |
1807 followers 1780 following 1887 posts
Making nerdy jokes • writes books • (they/them) • BLM/prochoice/🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️• likes comics, scifi, video games
Here's where to find me elsewhere
linktr.ee/geekysteven
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Alex Blechman
@alexblechman.bsky.social
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)
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geeky steven
@geekysteven.bsky.social
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Fool me once when I get turned on by deceit? Shame on you. Fool me twice…please? Do it. I'm so close
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geeky steven
@geekysteven.bsky.social
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batkaren
@batkaren.bsky.social
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‘Dark and brooding, Heathcliff stared across the misty moors and muttered, “I hate Mondays, but damn I love lasagna.”’ Emily crumpled up the paper. No. Something just wasn’t working.
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THE Burger King
@aburgeraday.bsky.social
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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join these two Billy Idol lovers in holy matrimony mony.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
@pixelatedboat.bsky.social
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This awful Biden situation could’ve been avoided if the US had simply stayed under British rule and gradually transitioned to being an independent parliamentary democracy like Canada
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Viktor Winetrout
@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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They’re not teardrops, they’re acorns. For every druid I killed
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geeky steven
@geekysteven.bsky.social
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geeky steven
@geekysteven.bsky.social
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Would
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chris
@tallghost.bsky.social
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MTV, I am Werner Herzog and this is my crib. It is but temporary refuge from nature's fury. The walls were once trees. I made them traitors.
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geeky steven
@geekysteven.bsky.social
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What do you mean I'm not patriotic, I love--*checks map*--Amorcra. I like flags and troop supporting
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geeky steven
@geekysteven.bsky.social
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White Collar is a pretty homophobic show, since the primary arc is about getting Matt Bomer to turn straight
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bacon popsicle 😳
@gupton68.bsky.social
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me at 4 yrs old: *wants to be Batman, picks up a stick and pretends it’s a batarang* me at 54: *wants to be Batman, buys a Prius and cargo pants and pretends it’s the Batmobile and a utility belt*
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josh (oldfriend99)
@oldfriend99.bsky.social
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Hitchcock used to say the only way to get rid of his fears was to make films about them. That's why there's always bad guys in his movies
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fungible thadius🍥
@fungiblethadius.bsky.social
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SCOTUS rules Arizona Iced Tea will no longer cost 99¢
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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I'm embarrassed to tell people this, but my dog will calm down if you whisper "bravado avocado" in his ear. It's the only phrase that works, his emotional cheat code. Bravado avocado.
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geeky steven
@geekysteven.bsky.social
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why'd we stop at guitars let's electrify everything i'm sick of acoustic oboes
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geeky steven
@geekysteven.bsky.social
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salem ⚧️
@awildsalem.com
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reskeet if you love titties or if you believe healthcare shouldn’t be tied to employment 🍒
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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Docs ask how many concussions you had/when they happened and it's like c'mon all I know is that I got hit a lot in my memory spot
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Mat™️
@futurekid.bsky.social
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If I ran Bluesky I'd get rid of likes Each post would be categorized by an algorithm as "not really all that Raven," "somewhat Raven," or "so Raven"
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
@professorkiosk.bsky.social
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Mike's Hard Problem of Consciousness
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Trish K
@tkaz99.bsky.social
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Taint got none!
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Tusk Jenkins
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
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The best "settle a bet for us" scenario involves a sincere conundrum and the perfect third for a pick up line trio in a philosophy department, as suggested by the dialogues of This Is From That Table Over Therecles
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Andrea Grimes
@andreagrimes.bsky.social
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I understand the pull of doomerism but I'll also point out that "red-state" organizers and activists have been living under, and resisting/rebuking, many and various forms of oppression for a long time and should be considered leaders in this moment. Like I said back in 2017:
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geeky steven
@geekysteven.bsky.social
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Me: This show is full of plot holes My wife: Like what? Me: Well if *I* were in that situation I wouldn't have been so mean
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geeky steven
@geekysteven.bsky.social
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geeky steven
@geekysteven.bsky.social
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Joseph Fink
@planetoffinks.bsky.social
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Once someone posts even mild transphobia even once, a timer has started for when their brain fully melts. They all end up like that, sooner or later.
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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My favorite conspiracy theory is that the number of pulls on the chain to turn off a fan changes every time
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Viktor Winetrout
@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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Binge watching the fall of humanity
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Princess of Whales
@princessofwhales2.bsky.social
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I would prefer it, Duo, if you would refrain from calling me out like this
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Pwnallthethings
@pwnallthethings.bsky.social
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Supreme Court rules 6-3 American Revolutionary War was incorrectly decided
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geeky steven
@geekysteven.bsky.social
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miss fugazi
@undisturbed.space
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here swallow these
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mave
@mave.bsky.social
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me: time to check in online and see what merriment is afoot online: here’s a horrifying tale you can do nothing about
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geeky steven
@geekysteven.bsky.social
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Original art by Craig Calsbeek
craigcalsbeek.com
instagram: instagram.com/ccdesignillustration
linkedin: linkedin.com/in/craigcalsbeek
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geeky steven
@geekysteven.bsky.social
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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It’s customary to say, “Tada!” if you stumble upon a dead magician.
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@kattsdogma.bsky.social
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[1776] thomas jefferson: put your john hancock right here john hancock: what
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Normal Pru
@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
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It's been a good long while since anything's been on fleek
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juniper 🏳️⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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too many mosquitoes biting me, not enough lesbians
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geeky steven
@geekysteven.bsky.social
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Normal Pru
@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
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Me: *opens my front door* Mosquitoes: *tie little bibs around their necks and get out the barbecue sauce*
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Cap’n Watsisname
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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You guys I have got to stop loaning my phone to people I have no idea who is typing this one
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geeky steven
@geekysteven.bsky.social
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I'm 40, so I think that makes me a Boomer, idk what the rules are
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geeky steven
@geekysteven.bsky.social
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Professor X: What's your superpower? "check it out" *plugs USB cord into computer on first try*
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geeky steven
@geekysteven.bsky.social
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josh (oldfriend99)
@oldfriend99.bsky.social
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It would suck to find out you're being murdered
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