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Gamer, IT goblin, witty nonsense generation machine

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I'm an absolute fool for a Le Carré-flavored gag.

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Not an appearance so much as a modeling thing in my eyes. He looks like people should, but the scale of his noggin is off?

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They did Frank dirty with that huge ass five head though

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad: Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it.

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The Middleton 's avatar The Middleton @mightymid.bsky.social
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Because of the micro plastics?

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I want all of you to remember, EVERYTHING you do involving the internet can be seen, should anyone look hard enough.

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You should have had a second person along to just order another to avoid the barmans complaint. A MEAD-le man, if you will.

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Shout out to adult women, one of my favorite genders!

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Todd 'Papi' Carlos's avatar Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social
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JAMES BLUNT: You stink JAMES TACTFUL: I bought you this perfume

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Christina, mother of spiders's avatar Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social
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"You go out to eat at 5? You must be old!" I go out to eat at 5 because I want to get a table in under an hour. And I'm old.

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The Middleton 's avatar The Middleton @mightymid.bsky.social
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Credit to pizzacake for this comic:

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Sorry, I actually have a half dozen jars of german-itialian basil based pasta sauce. It’s sechs-pesto

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Honestly, I may watch it again in English just to hear that versions voiceovers

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To not call them “Star-war-eos” is a sin and a crime. I’ll take no notes, and good day sir

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What a day, what a glorious day

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Pretty good coming from the squeeker of the house

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Does he think it’s a real coin? Like a gold pressed Latium disc?

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So if someone touched your hand, you’d be felt?

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PRO TIP: you can get extra toppings at Chipotle if you tell them that your father is Chipotle founder and CEO, Jeff Chipotle

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What did you see, darkhorse92?!? What did you see?

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German humor is no laughing matter!

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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*very Johnathan Frakes voice* Do you believe ChatGPT scored in the 90th percentile on the bar exam? Well, we made it up. Total fiction. That one came from the writers' room. It's a hoax. Fooled you. It's not true.

www.livescience.com/technology/a...

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La Captain Oblivious's avatar La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Somebody give this ham some panties FFS.

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How can I say that? With my motherfucking lips, Mr. Cooper

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kim's avatar kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social
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do i want a pizza crust made from cauliflower? oh yeh sounds great and while you’re at it why don’t you milk a piece of broccoli and serve it to me in a wine glass, you stupid piece of shit.

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Completely and totally accurate!

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Is that what went on there? Only thing I ever saw was this photo and people saying “hell yeah! HELL YEAH”

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Blue Heron Farm's avatar Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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What if we kissed at the giant labia crazy golf?

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caylen's avatar caylen @caylen.bsky.social
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genuinely lost respect for anyone who lacked the critical thinking to believe MS could purchase Valve for just $16b this sort of dumb unverified rumor is the shit that happens when we lose all of our actual games journalism & everyone just tries to spin hype out of computer hallucination

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What kind of eggs Qrik? Who’s nest did you pillage?

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dr haha yeah, phd's avatar dr haha yeah, phd @freshfleisch.bsky.social
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can’t wait for the future of “ad-supported windshield” related traffic accidents

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I always thought gambit had the coolest power that was underutilized. Of course it was no “control the weather”

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Do you or someone you know suffer from hot girl tummy? Are you currently doubled over in the woods, violently shitting your brains out after questionable hotdogs from a "SUMMER STRAVAGANZA" food truck? Here at Morgan, Morgan, Morgan & Morgan, we care about YOUR well being CALL NOW!!!

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Pun names are the greatest names

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How do you know when your milk bath is ready? When the tub is filled up past yer eyes.

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