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Hegaldia (aka internetracecar)

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less shitposting, more bookposting and bikeposting, probably. (he/him) telegram: @internetracecar


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perfect accompaniment as i saw through the white legs encampment with That Gun

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R. A. Meenan (Sammie)'s avatar R. A. Meenan (Sammie) @zyearth.com
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Zyearth has a new book out! :D

Two rivals falling in love. An artist discovering a horrific secret. A Guardian saving a prince. A genocide survivor discovering his lost wife. A soldier just trying to survive.

Get the new Zyearth stories today!

www.amazon.com/Hidden-Archi...

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Thom ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ's avatar Thom ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ @mongreldog.bsky.social
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steal his look

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i fell over reading this as a sympathetic response i haven't gotten back up yet

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he will not pay for ankle socks under any circumstances because they're a rip-off

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J.L. Briere's avatar J.L. Briere @jlbriere.boats
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I posted the WIP of my Kaylee ref sheet to Patreon. I feel awful for not updating it in so long, but all I've had to share has been comms which isn't what my Patreon is actually for... and sadly I had no time or energy all year for my own stuff. Changing that, though

www.patreon.com/posts/kaylee...

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"i already have too much internet getting into my house, what makes you think i want more"

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"fucked up rude beast" has been a permanent part of my lexicon since

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you can have conversations with certain dogs this way

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Big DeVito Energy's avatar Big DeVito Energy @mayawest.online
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A mantra for when things seem dark and grim:

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the S. stood for "Sweetcorn", naturally

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i should clarify how this picture was taken: i was dangling a piece of crinkly wrapper for him, and he crunched the SHIT out of it immediately afterward

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i cannot wait to show him this reaction, he's gonna go fuckin' nuts and start purring real loud.......

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"hammered beans" is a treat i must try

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people trying to perfect the perfected with software and batteries instead of learning how to use friction shifters are just weak in mind, body, and soul

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Thom ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ's avatar Thom ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ @mongreldog.bsky.social
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these beans have Havana Syndrome, the Russians have been hitting them with the secret death ray in transit

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e.w. niedermeyer's avatar e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.io
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"Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you. Rip and tear, until it is done."

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illumi's avatar illumi @illumi.me
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This 4th of July itโ€™s important to remember that itโ€™s not fireworks your dog is afraid of but rather the unfettered corruption of the American government

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#thebeans have been struck by a microburst in shipment

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i stand corrected

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they couldn't, it was simply too dark and the air too thick to move in a hole that's 1642 life counters deep

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josh (oldfriend99) 's avatar josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social
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If you think Jaws is scary for not really showing the shark, you should check out spielberg's other films. they don't show the shark at all

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millenium calendar as a win condition is only slightly less dumb when it works, but it does work

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Anya Taylor-Ham's avatar Anya Taylor-Ham @griph.bsky.social
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5 y/o, wistfully looking into the distance: "I wish I could meet bigfoot"

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jon crunktian's avatar jon crunktian @jon-christian.bsky.social
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i feel like even "just" what he's admitting to -- having a sexual relationship WITH HIS EMPLOYEE WHO IS CLEARLY NOT ABLE TO GIVE REASONABLE CONSENT BECAUSE HE IS THE SOURCE OF HER INCOME -- is completely revolting. and that's without getting into the other stuff www.tortoisemedia.com/2024/07/03/e...

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yeah, like, shit isn't as poppin' over here in exchange for much better vibes and posting being fun for the first time in over a decade, i don't understand how they're missing that unless they just suck ass at the internet maybe they should just log off altogether??

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at long last, witnessed at his dumbest angle

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this is really the only reason for a bicycle to have a basket, frankly

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Pickle Tiedrich's avatar Pickle Tiedrich @prettyliltakemachine.is-extremely.gay
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the whole โ€˜actually, killing the villain makes us just as bad as himโ€™ trope had done incomprehensible damage to society and iโ€™m not kidding

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to be fair, considering the state of tradpub, that might be a good thing

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shit i just realized it's missing the NAZI FURS FUCK OFF tag in that pic but suffice to say, it wears one

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Meredith Rose's avatar Meredith Rose @mrose.ink
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Apparently the government of the Yucatรกn recently erected a Poseidon statue on one of their major beaches. Itโ€™s a very heavily Mayan area, where people still pray to Chaac, the god of rainfall. Theyโ€™re now being slammed with 3 hurricanes and significant flooding, leading to memes like this

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Lance Oliver's avatar Lance Oliver @lanceoliver.bsky.social
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No doubt to the total surprise of anyone familiar with my motorcycle maintenance skills and habits, my 27-year-old Triumph Speed Triple continues to roll up miles, though at a slower pace in its semi-retirement years. ๐Ÿ๏ธ (Yes, that's a homemade "1" to the left.)

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hang out with this one instead

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oh no, i am plenty warm, but shaking out the stiffness in the ol' legs just takes a little too long, unfortunately

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one day it will take less than the exact length of my bicycle commute to be warmed up enough to ride my bicycle comfortably

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also, STRONG BACK

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hopefully only good things for the rest of us and bad things for tesla owners

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Tiff Vaguepost's avatar Tiff Vaguepost @cheatlines.co
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Rare Spanish-Irish joke

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CritterDome ๐Ÿ”ž ๐Ÿ”œ AC's avatar CritterDome ๐Ÿ”ž ๐Ÿ”œ AC @critterdome.bsky.social
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โ˜”๏ธ

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glad to see it has all the intrusion prevention of a carbon fiber submarine

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e.w. niedermeyer's avatar e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.io
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nattie winters's avatar nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social
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your issues with this website fall on deaf ears, child. back in my day, the only posting website was run by this guy.

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Thom ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ's avatar Thom ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ @mongreldog.bsky.social
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A service that attempts to track down all copies, files, and negatives of the first photo ever taken of you so that you can get your soul back

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going back to 50c tires on a hybrid instead of 4.3" wide tires on a 55 lb baseweight cargo bike is gonna be like rock lee taking the weights off

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Ayo 's avatar Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social
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People who like Peanuts have good vibes online. Maybe a little bit sad, but the world is hard and they know that. People who like Krazy Kat have chaotic vibes. Engage at your own risk. People who like Popeye have insane but friendly vibes. People who like Moomin have beautiful vibes and are handsome

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