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Phil™
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Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Flags $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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The inspiration for the 1987 TV movie 'Not Quite Human'.
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Phil™
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Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Flags $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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Phil™
@henkepotamus.bsky.social
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Maybe the British should STFU about having "other" people make policy decisions.
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CHOAM Nomsky 💭
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler
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Phil™
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Imagine if a president was in a wheelchair! That'd be bonkers! They might win a world war or create an economy that would build a middle class hereto unseen that would create worthless failsons who write shitty articles for formerly prestigious publications.
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Phil™
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Oh hell yea, this is happening in my neighborhood now. No one here is hungover. It's great.
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Phil™
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I went home to Chicago a month ago and did karaoke at a country bar and the people ahead of me did the national anthem, and I'm like "girl you're in danger"
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Amy A
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Phil™
@henkepotamus.bsky.social
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Today is a fun game of "patriotic for fun" or "patriotic for oh no"
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Drew Magary
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Gonna do the most American thing possible today: pop a candy and listen to License To Ill at the beach
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Phil™
@henkepotamus.bsky.social
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Imagine if we put 1% as much effort into helping people as we do trying to punish them.
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Phil™
@henkepotamus.bsky.social
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I don't want sources exposed, I just want a bibliography of other stories these same sources contributed to so I can immediately gauge my interest in taking them seriously.
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Michael Tae Sweeney
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He's right. They're stealing the country from us and ending democracy. "Bloodless if the left allows it to be" is a threat to kill anyone who fights back
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Phil™
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Can't believe this is happening after Durbin clearly and repeatedly said he wasn't mad, just disappointed.
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Phil™
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I honestly don't think Pritzker wants to be president. This also may be personal bias because he's been the best governor Illinois has had in a long time and I want him to keep doing his thing.
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Phil™
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Have it your way.
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Phil™
@henkepotamus.bsky.social
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Just walked past a beach vacation rental where someone is sitting in the dark rewatching the debate. Tax them at 200%.
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Jamison Foser
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Trump, Who Incited Insurrection After Losing In 2020, Refuses To Say He Will Accept Outcome of 2024 Election there's your fucking headline.
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Louisa
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It should be a scandal that the US government still contracts with SpaceX at all, given what Elon Musk has been saying in public and, you know, all the rockets that blew up. That’s just…depressing
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Daniel Radosh
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Hey for extra fun guess what was the only way for people who still work at the show to find old clips that are important to have in the course of producing said show!
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Phil™
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Isn't AI the thing that's cratering Google? Must be nice to be given warehouses of money with the baseless theory you can solve the problem you're definitely causing.
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Phil™
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It's good actually that my Instagram feed is 90% ads and "suggested for you." Why would I want to see things I choose to see? How narcissistic am I?
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Karla Monterroso
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Karen Bass just announced that LA is looking into a mask ban and it is a move that would essentially ban me from public life. I am humbly asking, if you are an LA resident, please call the mayors office and tell them about what it would do to those of us who have no choice but to mask for health.
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Jay Willis
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Incredible to assert something like this for which there is no evidence, and for which in fact there is strong evidence that you’re wrong, and you include said evidence *in the same fucking sentence*
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Phil™
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Dumps like a Cybertruck* *ugly as shit
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Phil™
@henkepotamus.bsky.social
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Weird* how many "pro-life" policies lead to more deaths. *not weird; predictable, purposeful and evil
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Phil™
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Excited to be entering a phase of my life where I'm buying a bunch of books to read at the beach, then not being able to decide which book to read, and end up not reading any of them because of the anxiety.
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Phil™
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If he's all those things, he's probably bad at all those things.
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Seth Cotlar
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This is useful information, but a complete drop in the bucket. Individual action can not possibly stop behemoths like Meta. Only federal legislation can do that. Which is not unconnected to the tech bros’ skepticism about democracy.
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Josh Gondelman
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Here's an instant fix: Knock it off.
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Phil™
@henkepotamus.bsky.social
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It's so great paying for 5 different streaming services but you can't get the first 6 movies that come to mind when you want a nice night in.
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Phil™
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The pure intellect.
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Phil™
@henkepotamus.bsky.social
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Jaws is too complicated. I wish someone would explain it to me. Did they become friends?
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Phil™
@henkepotamus.bsky.social
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Yea, man, for sure. No corporation would ever frustrate their customers. It's never happened before. Especially not corporations that have practical local monopolies. They're always benevolent with new technology.
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Phil™
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“If it’s hot outside, we can raise the price of water [...] that’s the good news." Just completely evil people.
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Phil™
@henkepotamus.bsky.social
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Conservatives are famous for taking losses non-violently.
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Phil™
@henkepotamus.bsky.social
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As with most things, kickball and karaoke are the answers.
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Phil™
@henkepotamus.bsky.social
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if you see this, post a picture you took at sunset
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Phil™
@henkepotamus.bsky.social
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My cat used to stare at a corner in my old living room for hours. I decided it was ghosts.
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Phil™
@henkepotamus.bsky.social
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"Immigrants who would risk their lives to live in America, because our country is so great, should be arrested or killed" is number one such an evil stance, but it is also so politically vulnerable.
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Phil™
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This just proves JB is getting to him. I had my obvious doubts when a billionaire became governor of Illinois but Pritzker has done a fantastic job for the entire state and it's hard to find someone that lives in Illinois to say a bad thing about him.
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Phil™
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For a few years I've been recognizing people coming together to watch sunsets, and I've been trying to think of deep reasons why, like universally marking one more day gone from our lives. But truth is, a good sunset is just dope as hell.
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regular meghan 🫧 나영지 🍉
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oh my god
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Phil™
@henkepotamus.bsky.social
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The conservative ecosystem: 1) invent thing X to get angry and scared about 2) blame X for all the base's problems 2) amplify that anger and fear 3) "protect" the base from X with obvious grifts 4) when the base goes bankrupt, repeat the process Patriot Soap didn't bring your wife back? Buy more!
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Raea 🦋💕🏳️⚧️🏴
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the CDC is again trying to limit the 2024-25 booster availability to provably immunocompromised and elderly people. they’re taking written comments through the 17th. please take a minute to let them know boosters should be available to all who want them: www.regulations.gov/commenton/CD...
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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"Expand public transit and make it free? And who's gonna pay for that?" Me you fucking goofy bastard. I pay taxes. give me healthcare instead of buying another 700,000 tear gas canisters for the police to spray on my friends.
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Phil™
@henkepotamus.bsky.social
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"All voters should have the same state of the nation and the world in mind when they cast their ballots." Yea, good luck with that.
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Phil™
@henkepotamus.bsky.social
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Hedge funds & private equity firms are destroying newsrooms, hospitals, restaurants & companies across the board to squeeze money further upward. They are gutting our economy so the super rich can become ultra rich & Republicans are happy to help. They are literally selling our country.
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Phil™
@henkepotamus.bsky.social
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We follow a recently retired arms dealer as they struggle to find an island in the Seychelles where they can burn down the local ecosystem to build an indoor 18-hole golf course and dump all the construction materials directly into the ocean. Follow our 57 part feature series, "Lord of Par."
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Phil™
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Hey, it would be great if we stopped giving taxpayer money to this Nazi-supporting fascist who is actively attacking our government and undercutting our foreign policies.
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Linda Holmes
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Leash your dog. Yes, you. Yes, your sweet dog. Leash your dog. Not only because of the harm it could do, but because you have no right to put other people through the stress of not knowing what it will do. EVEN IF you can predict your dog (you can’t), other people shouldn’t have to rely on it.
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