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Aria Winningson
@theweightofuwu.bsky.social
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get in the oval office kamala. or joe will have to do it again.
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Jenny Otxo@jennyllello.bsky.social |
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many rats off the sinking ship; few quite so pretty
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Aria Winningson
@theweightofuwu.bsky.social
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get in the oval office kamala. or joe will have to do it again.
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Gabby
@gabrakadabra.bsky.social
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enabling your fireworks addiction for codependents day
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Binfire Election
@binfire.bsky.social
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Absolute fucking clown shit on the tl this evening comrades
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Jenny Otxo
@jennyllello.bsky.social
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well there's a sentence that throws me into a time warp. the aughts sucked so fucking bad bro lmfao
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Littlemac1183
@littlemac1183.bsky.social
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Current mood
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Peter
@notalawyer.bsky.social
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“yoda was super old and died” “yoda was unable to prevent the rise of the fascists” ok that literally makes the metaphor better you idiots
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✨brit ✨
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
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please consider this @georgesantos.bsky.social i made you another poster for this strategic political move
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Jenny Otxo
@jennyllello.bsky.social
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a bed facility with an en suite bathroom situation
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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let me make this clear: not voting is a vote for trump. voting for a third party is also a vote for trump. you might think voting for biden is safe but no sorry those votes go to trump too. votes for trump himself however get stored in an unused walk in freezer at mar a lago and count toward 2028.
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Jenny Otxo
@jennyllello.bsky.social
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Man Of Steel vindicated massively
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Jenny Otxo
@jennyllello.bsky.social
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its 17 weeks until election day. i do not want to hear how great biden is doing from non-joe bidens. he is a big boy, he can speak for himself after 6pm, right? that wouldn't be a massive lie, right?
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Jenny Otxo
@jennyllello.bsky.social
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you have healed me 💜💜💜
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Jenny Otxo
@jennyllello.bsky.social
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future historians will either have to explain so much context about the current moment, or else resign themselves to understanding so very very little.
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
@roryblank.bsky.social
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07/04/2024
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Tim Onion
@bencollins.bsky.social
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"The Bernie Bros and K-Hive appear to be forming an alliance," I say at the 4th of July cookout. An anvil falls out of the sky directly onto my person, killing me instantly. God appears through the clouds. "I did that," he says. Family and friends applaud politely.
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Jenny Otxo
@jennyllello.bsky.social
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like if nothing else the Posting gets better under a harris candidacy. more energetic. a distinct joie de vivre raging against the dying of the light. it feels more emotionally true than biden's swandive into the void, and that's pretty much what we're down to as a people rn.
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Jenny Otxo
@jennyllello.bsky.social
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finally: an Ambien American in the white house
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it's gita time
@xoxogossipgita.bsky.social
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there are two agents of chaos in this race and one of them is just waaaaaaaaaaay funnier
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it's gita time
@xoxogossipgita.bsky.social
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kamala harris: sucks, is a cop, xanned out 24/7. all this is true. i do not so much want harris to be president as i am submitting to the trickster god that clearly rules our future.
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Jenny Otxo
@jennyllello.bsky.social
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me and @refreshingtime.bsky.social folding on 90% of our hands,
"wow! you're so good at this game! we're only taking one hand in twenty! i wish i was good at cards and politics like you!"
as our stacks get larger and larger and larger off those 5% wins. winner gets pizza after
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Jenny Otxo
@jennyllello.bsky.social
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i want to play Real Stakes Poker with these people who let every RW crank dictate strategy to them. i dont want to "debate them" i want to beat them repeatedly in a game and take their money for real with metaphorical force for as long as they don't understand why that's extremely funny.
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫
@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
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TrickyC (he/him)
@trickyc66.bsky.social
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I have borne many banners and boomed many slogans, but one has stayed with me the longest: "Let's Get Hurt!" A challenge to meet pain and consequence with enthusiasm, rather than let yourself be cowed into inaction through fear.
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Haus of Decline
@hausofdecline.bsky.social
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Jenny Otxo
@jennyllello.bsky.social
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lord jesus, i see what you have done for others and i want you to do it for just a couple more others in particular,
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Jenny Otxo
@jennyllello.bsky.social
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someone is 40 right now who will be the secretary of defense who cries on live tv about skill based matchups after the chinese splash their first carrier battle group and i'm so ready for it on so many levels
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Jenny Otxo
@jennyllello.bsky.social
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my "jennifer llello denies eating a dog while sidestepping sexual assault allegations in Vanity Fair article" has people asking a lot of questions i address specifically in my Vanity Fair article
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Jenny Otxo
@jennyllello.bsky.social
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i think those same institutionalists, far older now than any soviet "gerontocrat," have also failed to acknowledge that preteens who watched the towers fall are today Damn Near Forty Years Old, and that we kind of see through the bullshit now, so now they're only kidding themselves.
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Jenny Otxo
@jennyllello.bsky.social
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whatever happened to that incumbent administration, anyway? what was his name?
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Jenny Otxo
@jennyllello.bsky.social
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oh hell yea dawg, its great that 2019-2021 happened, actually!
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫
@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
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hearing about democratic party operatives feeling angry about the dismissive tone in the admin responses to their concerns and just like "oh does that bother you? is that a shitty thing to do? you dont like being condescended to about looming catastrophe?"
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Jenny Otxo
@jennyllello.bsky.social
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not mad that they're gone, but hysterical that something so good existed in his life. now, more than ever, we need that wisdom.
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Jenny Otxo
@jennyllello.bsky.social
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Jenny Otxo
@jennyllello.bsky.social
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out: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo in: how many penised lesbians
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Jenny Otxo
@jennyllello.bsky.social
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political killings have been made legal as long as they're done at the federal executive level so honestly fuck it, lets let the process work.
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Atrios
@eschatonblog.com
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Remember Cuomosexuals? Now you do
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Jenny Otxo
@jennyllello.bsky.social
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cvs, walgreens, and rite-aid's pivot from "pharmacy" to "gasless station"
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Jenny Otxo
@jennyllello.bsky.social
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there are lotsa people i disagree with or dont like very much, but the ones who experience so much and learn NOTHING are fascinating creatures to me.
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫
@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
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guy posting this has a bio declaring himself as a Politics Junkie and maybe you should take some meetings and get clean
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Nick Douglas
@toomuchnick.com
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"Get offline, go outside," say the governor who killed the transit budget and the mayor who killed the parks budget
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Jenny Otxo
@jennyllello.bsky.social
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the best line in veep by far is "im scared we won't have a woman president again because we tried you, and you *fucking sucked*"
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Jenny Otxo
@jennyllello.bsky.social
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I AM BEGGING "POLITICS NERDS" TO FUCKIN' ACT LIKE IT there is a lot that has us off the map right now and this part of things is honestly not one of them.
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Jenny Otxo
@jennyllello.bsky.social
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idk about vote but there are certainly some people who are taking a very curious moment to express some curiously specific reservations "some people" might have toward a black woman from california. unprompted, "some people" are very concerned that "some people" might say bad things.
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Jenny Otxo
@jennyllello.bsky.social
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when its so bad you reflect and go "i mean... Perot wouldn't have been *THIS* bad, surely!!"
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Jenny Otxo
@jennyllello.bsky.social
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see also: a lot of people who will say "its basic civics 🙄🤣" or self-ID as "politics nerds" are gonna put a whole lot of effort into pretending that kamala harris is not currently the vice president of the united states. i dont like her either but there's a process here and its not controversial!
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Jenny Otxo
@jennyllello.bsky.social
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there is no fucking safe path man. the president just got immunity to crime and regulation is now illegal. the safe path is building a time machine and going back to 1991 and doing a better job. absent safe, lets do literally something other than waiting around to die, like joe biden plans to
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@dumbmike.bsky.social
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Jenny Otxo
@jennyllello.bsky.social
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at some point you need to stop letting the shittiest people on earth dictate to you what is and is not possible, also she's literally the vice president the only thing making this difficult or controversial is people who only love The Process™ when they're winning.
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Jenny Otxo
@jennyllello.bsky.social
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man, remember Bungus Flimp? we were so cute, then
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