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Jason Wells

@jfwellspdx.bsky.social

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Family, fly-fishing, good beer. I work in finance, but am a geography nerd. 7th generation Oregonian.


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Some photos from today.

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I got that reference!

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I misread this as “Number Line Brunch” and it is also a good idea for decreasing congestion at restaurants on weekends!

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The organizers really should talk with Standard Insurance (Portland based since 1906) and Meiji Yasuda (Tokyo based life insurance co that bought Standard in 2016) about sponsorship

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But then how would people make money off the election?

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Amy A's avatar Amy A @lolennui.bsky.social
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if it's not from the champagne region of france then it’s just called sparkling fascist tears

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My kids are absolutely terrible at looking shit up on the internet.

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Chef Gaykwon's avatar Chef Gaykwon @gaykwon.bsky.social
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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.

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Just an absolute blast of a time at the Thorns game tonight with my son. If you have never sat (stood) in the supporter’s section of a Thorns (or Timbers) soccer game you are missing out.

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Only problem I see with that is the freakishly intense winter storms that are going to become more frequent

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Dave Levitan's avatar Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social
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I have no idea the best path re Biden but I do know a solid week straight of “Biden Old” and “Rich Dems Worried” above-the-fold stories are *obscene* in the face of SCOTUS using the Constitution to wipe their asses purely in the service of reinstating a felon rapist as president. Crazy-making shit.

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Dutch Pendergrass's avatar Dutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social
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When you shoot off fireworks you’re doing a 9/11 on every dog in the neighborhood. Perhaps you can go to the Children’s Hospital & punch some cancer patients after?

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actioncookbook's avatar actioncookbook @actioncookbook.bsky.social
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lord, I see what you’ve done for others…

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Jason Wells's avatar Jason Wells @jfwellspdx.bsky.social
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I don’t have PTSD, but I know of plenty who do and this time of year is a trial for them. This is a great org and a much better cause than setting off mortars in your neighborhood random hours of the night so toss a few bucks their way.

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We forgot all about the 4th of July.

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And while it seems like a slap in the face to have Asprilla come in at outside back, Neville had him (and Anthony) bombing forward like crazy. Felt like a 2-3-5 formation.

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Great write up, as usual. I asked my son if he wanted to watch the game with me and he said, “it’s Minnesota, they never beat Minnesota.” We were incredulous at the end. Would have been one of the great games to attend live.

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ol' dougy bastard's avatar ol' dougy bastard @captainannoying.bsky.social
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you are trapped in a room with two doors. one leads to death, the other to freedom. each door is guarded by a man. one man is loud and clear and only lies. the other is slow and raspy and only tells the truth. you may ask one question

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Have to share this photo of a Northern Pygmy Owl my son took. He used his binoculars and an iPhone mount. Really incredible!

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Now I need to figure out which of our CRE loans are affected by the new maps and enforce flood insurance. Lots of work, but worthwhile to protect the portfolio

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Well that Thorns game was not was I was looking for on my Sunday afternoon.

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Matty Cat 🐈‍⬛'s avatar Matty Cat 🐈‍⬛ @catcreature.bsky.social
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BREAKING: Double Entendre Society reports huge growth in members

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My son, who is not that into fishing, and a friend of his, who is, are joining me today for this event. I’m pretty excited. Expect lots of posts about invasive species carnage.

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Thought I had missed your recap of the San José game, then I noticed you didn’t do one. After finally watching it last night I agree with that decision.

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Bo Thompson's avatar Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social
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The greatest scam in social welfare programs is planning around the idea that individuals exist under hardships because they lack motivation or education as opposed to the truth: That most are suitably motivated and educated but lack the time and resources required to change their circumstances.

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Listen to their earnings reports for the real story. Notice how the past couple years have been record profits? “Greed-flation”

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Omniscient will always be “omnee-scient” (like science with a “t”) to me.

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This is why they got you to sign up for a “loyalty card.” They see you buy a gallon of milk every week without fail… watch that price creep up.

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My kids decided my superhero name is Exasperated Man. Definitely Calvin’s dad.

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Do we still have the most strip clubs per capita as well?

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Jason Wells's avatar Jason Wells @jfwellspdx.bsky.social
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It is funny how many “big words” I learned by reading as a kid and mispronounced well into adulthood

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This is a great article, highly recommend!

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Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez's avatar Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez @erikklemetti.bsky.social
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Listen, I am ardently in the camp of climate action, but ... destroying/vandalizing irreplaceable objects does not move anyone -- I mean anyone -- into your camp.

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Rocky N. Bullwinkle's avatar Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social
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Dad joke: A man walks into a bar. The bartender gives him a beer and a bowl of nuts. A voice from the bowl says: "You look great tonight!" and "You're so smart!" The man turns to the bartender for an explanation. "Sir," the bartender says, "you pay for the beer, but the nuts are complimentary."

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Or they will have to start shopping for snacks at the ski areas.

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DaBella's avatar DaBella @highme.bsky.social
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Got a bit of info. Cats were roommates cats but he didn’t take care of them, Devyn did.

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Eventually replaced by a lower elevation or more southern biome.

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Glen's avatar Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social
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Motherfucker is dodging child support at the same time he's fighting for a 56 billion dollar bonus. A thoroughly detestable human being through and through

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When I say, “for Pete’s sake,” you can bet this is the only Pete I ever mean.

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Like the look of Wordpress on my phone!

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